US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

That's been a pet theory of mine for quite a while. I once came across a...disgusting short story once about a politician who was an unapologetic pedophile and murderer. He proceeds to explain that as he rose through the political ranks, a group of unnamed individuals struck a deal with him: Push for laws we tell you to push. Have your DA arrest/imprison/execute who we tell you. Basically do exactly what we tell you without question and without fail.
In return, you will continue to progress in the political arena. You will receive, once per year, little girls to fuck, torture, and kill in a private, undisclosed location where you will be dropped off and picked up in 72 hours.

I couldn't even read to halfway. It is that skin crawling. And even more skin crawling?

If anyone on here thinks shit like this doesn't go on--especially in our country... again, you need a Weschler Test. And I wonder now and then if I'm close to being right and this is why Biden and the Squad are running roughshod. It's chilling and frightening, and it may turn out that Best KOREER and China aren't exactly "top talent" with the human rights abuses.

I'm not surprised if handful of these politician doing this (in Minecraft or Roblox of course)

 

[The Last Stand]

Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Yeah, when you are scared shitless for your life sheltering from a hurricane, you're going to worry about your mask and 'social distancing'. Shit, bet people in charge of certain shelters will kick out people without a mask and/or don't 'social distance'. Yeah, the rot's that bad in certain areas of the country. Some flunky wrote this. Doubt Joey can put more than a few coherent words together.

Die from a hurricane, die from crime, die of natural causes, but don't DARE DIE from COVID under Biden's watch.

 

[Jaimas]

Keep making it more of an echo chambers sweeties. Can't have someone not toe the line.

Banning individuals is something conservatives should love! Private enterprises doing what they want. Google needs to be trust busted, but blue check marks are mongoloids though yes.

You know when Hulk does this gambit he at least endeavors to make it entertaining enough to make it worth the price of admission.

 

[derpherp2]

He's just a troll. It's a total waste of time.

Contrary to popular belief, negative attention DOES do some damage regardless of what the "gimme attention guise UWU *gapes asshole*" crowd likes you to believe.

I posit Exhibit: Tranny suicide rates and rampant tranny attentionwhoring, as evidence.
I also set "Retards shitting up A&N only to suffer breakdowns or yeeting silently," in attack position.

You know when Hulk does this gambit he at least endeavors to make it entertaining enough to make it worth the price of admission.

He also knows not to shit up actual threads so he doesn't actually get into trouble.

 

[Collections Agent]

Keep making it more of an echo chambers sweeties. Can't have someone not toe the line.

Banning individuals is something conservatives should love! Private enterprises doing what they want. Google needs to be trust busted, but blue check marks are mongoloids though yes.

I agree with you actually they should be able to do as they wish, but they've created an artificial monopoly where any right-wing competitors (like Parler) are mysteriously and serially harrassed and if it dosent work, their providers are harrassed til they drop them.

If anyone could have a social media site your logic would be spotless but the screeching bullies ensure no one's allowed to have anything unless they submit to the 'correct' political alignment.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

About as fit as Trump was, more alzheimers, less npd. Voted in because he wasn't Donald "makes an ass of himself daily" Trump. Would prefer someone else but meh. Anyone who thinks his president is worse than Dubyas presidency, or Buchanan's, is on crack.

So you think its OK for the President of the United States to have Alzheimers? Who do you prefer that you think would better than Biden? Also, why do you think he's better than Bush 43?

 

[Collections Agent]

So you think its OK for the President of the United States to have Alzheimers? Who do you prefer that you think would better than Biden? Also, why do you think he's better than Bush 43?

To be fair Bush was pretty awful.

Bidens definitely set to outpace him in no time though lol

 

[JimmyNugget]

So you think its OK for the President of the United States to have Alzheimers? Who do you prefer that you think would better than Biden? Also, why do you think he's better than Bush 43?

As much as it was ok with Trump, who also had too many mental issues for office.
I would prefer someone who's younger than Biden. But not Pelosi or AOC.
He's better than bush simply because he didn't get us into the ME funtime desert adventures. And no, he couldn't do much as VP to stop it at the time.

 

[FlappyBat]

I agree with you actually they should be able to do as they wish, but they've created an artificial monopoly where any right-wing competitors (like Parler) are mysteriously and serially harrassed and if it dosent work, their providers are harrassed til they drop them.

If anyone could have a social media site your logic would be spotless but the screeching bullies ensure no one's allowed to have anything unless they submit to the 'correct' political alignment.

Just make your own multinational conglomerate bigot.

 

[Collections Agent]

As much as it was ok with Trump, who also had too many mental issues for office.
I would prefer someone who's younger than Biden. But not Pelosi or AOC.
He's better than bush simply because he didn't get us into the ME funtime desert adventures. And no, he couldn't do much as VP to stop it at the time.

What were his mental issues other than his narcissism (which he constantly tried to justify by trying to be the best president he could be) and he wasn't very nice?

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

I'm glad to see the situation is about as bad as it was when I took my break. Anyone know what long-term effects this going to have on Biden's administration?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

As much as it was ok with Trump, who also had too many mental issues for office.
I would prefer someone who's younger than Biden. But not Pelosi or AOC.
He's better than bush simply because he didn't get us into the ME funtime desert adventures. And no, he couldn't do much as VP to stop it at the time.

Can you define mental issues? I understand if you didn't like him as President but as far as I know he doesn't have memory or cognitive issues.
Who would you prefer as President? Lots of Democrats ran in the primaries, surely there are at least two.
What about Obama's funtime North Africa adventure? Do you think it went well?

 

[JimmyNugget]

Can you define mental issues? I understand if you didn't like him as President but as far as I know he doesn't have memory or cognitive issues.
Who would you prefer as President? Lots of Democrats ran in the primaries, surely there are at least two.
What about Obama's funtime North Africa adventure? Do you think it went well?

His NPD was enough of a problem to where it made him godawful.
Obama's drone strikes just made a big problem bigger.

What were his mental issues other than his narcissism (which he constantly tried to justify by trying to be the best president he could be) and he wasn't very nice?

Just those in extremes really, as well as seeming mood swings. Also in general praising dictators and the Taliban, trusting them over his own government and things like that.

 

[Collections Agent]

I'm glad to see the situation is about as bad as it was when I took my break. Anyone know what long-term effects this going to have on Biden's administration?

1) Biden hides and does nothing til the ADD zoomers in the Democrat party lose interest, then he comes back and passes executive orders til the economy explodes

2) Biden hides and does nothing and permanently creates a divide between the people still asspatting him and everyone fed up with him, creating a Trump situation but actually justified (and likely bipartisan on the anti-Biden side)

3) Biden tries to do something and fails horribly, leading to impeachment, or hides and does nothing and someone decides to impeach him.

4) Biden mysteriously commits game-end by 2 shots to the back of the head, and right after he had the Clintons to visit

5) Biden flies into Afghanistan in a helicopter and single-handedly defeats the Taliban forces, rescuing tens of thousands of people and becoming known as the best president of all time.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Anyone who thinks his president is worse than Dubyas presidency, or Buchanan's, is on crack.

I take you still hold the mass media in high regard and think January 6th was not a fed led operation?

 

[Collections Agent]

Just those in extremes really, as well as seeming mood swings. Also in general praising dictators and the Taliban, trusting them over his own government and things like that.

Believe it or not, Dictators are usually self-centered and like being respected.
Doing so can help convince them into making deals to help give up some of their stranglehold on their populace or military threats in exchange for popularity and infrastructure.
Insulting them, especially if they have nukes, usually isn't an advisable option.

 

[JimmyNugget]

I take you still hold the mass media in high regard and think January 6th was not a fed led operation?

No I don't believe in a deep state. I also don't accuse random fucking pizza places of having pedophile rings in the non existant basement.

Believe it or not, Dictators are usually self-centered and like being respected.
Doing so can help convince them into making deals to help give up some of their stranglehold on their populace or military threats in exchange for popularity and infrastructure.
Insulting them, especially if they have nukes, usually isn't an advisable option.

Sir are you accusing the god emperor of having dictatorial tendencies? Surely a man who wishes he could get things done efficiently as Putin "now Putin's a strong guy, he tells people what to do and they do it".

 

[Marissa Moira]

No I don't believe in a deep state. I also don't accuse random fucking pizza places of having pedophile rings in the non existant basement.

I'm fairly certain that the CIA and Jeffery Epstein are real.

 

[Collections Agent]

No I don't believe in a deep state. I also don't accuse random fucking pizza places of having pedophile rings in the non existant basement.

Sir are you accusing the god emperor of having dictatorial tendencies? Surely a man who wishes he could get things done efficiently as Putin "now Putin's a strong guy, he tells people what to do and they do it".

You misread, he was respectful to countries like North Korea and people like the Taliban. He didn't need to repeatedly tell them he'd rain hell on them if they attacked America, he would make sure they knew and then talk to them like equals, which is why they respected him and were willing to make deals with him like the Taliban deal that Joe decided to not honor.

 

[soy_king]

Experimental medications that are being FDA approved? Keep sucking Trump's dick and thinking your Adonis body won't crumple to COVID.
You'll get it, and once you're on the ventilator it'll be too late. But at least you'll have owned those libs.
Also lol FDA isn't even good enough for your paranoid riddled brain.

Go reelect that faggot who bankrupted and burned your state to the ground.