Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

laughing my arf off at dumpy becky's purebred fursecution. as husband number 2 is humping away happily in the spare bedroom, tiny pup-pup pursues a hobbling, howling becky in circles around the living room couch.

A SMALL ANIMAL KEEPS BITING MY INJURIES!

between that and Punished Klein's neu fräulein, page 1000 was one glorious dole whip
 
Jesus, just return the puppy. If a terrier puppy is too much work for you when they're still a tiny baby at their maximum snuggly level, the next 3+ years are going to be a complete shit show.

I guarantee you we will have a self-injury saga within 2 weeks unless the girlfriend is gone.

Plenty of nice sharp leg razors around she's not using for anything else...

Now that the Becky job saga is over, the next thread poll should be about how long before Daniel runs off to get actually-married and have an actual baby. My bet strongly depends on what the girlfriend does and whether she's single- if he can just monkey-branch on over, he'll be gone before Halloween. If he has to get a new job and save a deposit first, could be a year. But he's clearly fucking done.
 
Shred of self awareness? I'm not holding my breath.
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Aww Becky thinks the forum is a "friend" now.
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This uhhhh “friend” seems pretty based.
Just to be clear: She's now the helpless victim of an abusive puppy. A literal baby dog who is crippling her by nipping at her toes. And there's literally nothing an adult human can do to stop it, such as offering it a proper toy or putting on shoes. Only the sweet pity of social media can possibly soothe her injured soul (and foot).

Just to be clear.
Well you know how huge and agile puppies are, it’s not like she could, say, raise her foot above floor level to escape. What’s she supposed to do, lie on the couch? Lie on a bed? Use a footstool? Nonsense!
 
The new girlfriend will be fine so long as they don't make the mistake of trying to tell their cuck of choice that maybe their "wife" could be less awful.
Ha! No. Becky hates other women and sees them as a threat. She's playing nice currently because she has to, and also that's her pattern with any new thing - 'This is great and was totally my idea!' - but there's nothing the other woman can do to not get on Becky's bad side. There's a lot of passive-aggressive mean girling in that woman's future.

Of course, whoever she is has shown she has apocalyptically bad taste in men, whichever (Daniel) of the cucks (Daniel) she's fucking (Daniel), so if she keeps ignoring the red flag factory that is the Hernandez-Gerber-Klein household then that's on her. But if she does, we're going to see many of the classic moves from Becky's playbook brought out. A fake injury is Becky 101, after all.
 
WHAT DO YOU GET
WHEN YOU BUY A SMALL DOG?
PEEING AND BARKING
AND THE SOUND OF PAWS
NOW THE LAZY JACK ASS WANTS SOME SLEEP,
SO SHE'S REACHING FOR! THE! WEED!
(but this time it's for the pup-py)
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPETY DAR
IF I'M ON TWITTER LIFE WON'T GO FAR
I WILL TWEET MY DEPRESSIONS AND SCREE
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPETY REE!
(Tweeted my REE!)
 
What a contrast it must present between the new girlfriend who, even as grim as she must be to be involved with Daniel, will still be at the smiley and nice stage and Becky, wallowing sobbing on the couch, covered in puppy urine and claiming to be crippled for life because she stubbed her toe.

I hope they return the puppy to the breeder, her attitude to and about it is despicable. Accusing it of abusing her because it thinks it's playing is as low as it gets.
 
A couple of tweets that I think were missed. "The husbands" were on a D&D date and Becky made them come home early.
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A couple of tweets that I think were missed. "The husbands" were on a D&D date and Becky made them come home early.
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The nerve of this bitch. I adopted a puppy recently that spent the majority of it's life until now in a cage and loves to chew on everything and "protect" me from my family. But I knew what I was fucking signing up for and made leaps and strides in the short time I've had him, on top of (actual) work and family life. This cunt literally sits on her ass all day getting stoned and maybe cries under a desk a few hours a week and has the nerve to complain about a fucking puppy the size of my dogs head nibbling on her toes til she LITERALLY can't walk. Fuck off becky, with all the time you spend pissing and moaning on twitter, maybe you should've googled the bare minimum on caring for a puppy and realized they're needy and annoying little shits until you train them right. Sorry for the powerlevel but Becky's entitlement and incompetence is absolutely maddening.
 
On a more serious note, I have a friend who was literally told by her mother that "when you were a baby, you used your crying abusively, like you intentionally wanted to harm me and stop me from sleeping." I'd met her mom a couple times when I heard this and it really shocked me. Like, I knew my friend wasn't a liar and wasn't prone to telling exaggerated childhood stories, but I just couldn't picture any mother feeling that way.
I can picture a mother (or a pet owner) feeling that way. People under stress can often attribute malice where none exists- even to inanimate objects. And some mothers have it bad and seek help because they know they are feeling unhealthy irrational emotions. I don't know how or why one would tell their child later on such nonsense as if it were true, however.

But here you have Becky who not only feels those emotions over a puppy that she bought acting like a puppy- pretty fucking ridiculous itself- but then makes it everyone else's problem and rants about it expecting asspats. As if someone put a cobra in her bedroom while she was sleeping.

I can accept that some people are utterly incapable of having the smallest responsibility. I also know that some people are stupid as shit and take on responsibility without realizing that they shouldn't. But the shamelessness of what she does is what gets me.
 
I’ve never had a puppy. Do you need to watch it every second like one does with a human toddler? Seems excessive that she can’t nap for half on hour on the couch while it’s around.
 
I've said it before, I'll say it again: If Becky's poisonous womb would ever produce living offspring, it'd succumb to SID very, very quickly. And Becky would tweet endlessly what a horrible fate it is for her.

So with Daniel bringing home sidechicks, Becky having to cancel expensive trips (and as she said some time ago, those are often paid by Daniel) and her often talking about how she doesn't consider Daniel to be really reliable as an income source, it really looks like Dan has found his man-pants and is gearing up to leave the cucklife behind. On the other hand I'm sure Becky would accuse him of rape and abuse if he left like that, so maybe they have come to some sort of arrangement. Stay in the house, pay rent, but don't be really part of the cuck-circus anymore.
Either way, hopefully there are fun times ahead.
 
I've said it before, I'll say it again: If Becky's poisonous womb would ever produce living offspring, it'd succumb to SID very, very quickly. And Becky would tweet endlessly what a horrible fate it is for her.

So with Daniel bringing home sidechicks, Becky having to cancel expensive trips (and as she said some time ago, those are often paid by Daniel) and her often talking about how she doesn't consider Daniel to be really reliable as an income source, it really looks like Dan has found his man-pants and is gearing up to leave the cucklife behind. On the other hand I'm sure Becky would accuse him of rape and abuse if he left like that, so maybe they have come to some sort of arrangement. Stay in the house, pay rent, but don't be really part of the cuck-circus anymore.
Either way, hopefully there are fun times ahead.
If Daniel was smart, he’d just walk out the door already. Then when Becky screams RAPE again the manipulate him to stay, then all she’s doing to proving she’s The Boy Who Cried Wolf. I mean, if Daniel was such an abusive rapist, why did she change her tune once he stopped leaving? Wouldn’t you WANT your rapist to get out of your house?

Of course, as the $4000 puppy saga shows, Becky has the self-awareness and foresight of a tree stump. Dumb bitch can’t bother to put some damn shoes on to thwart a puppy nipping at her toes (as puppies are wont to do), and acts like she’s now crippled for life.
 
It's entertaining yet disturbing when Becky posts things she thinks make her look sympathetic that really show what a psycho monster she is. Her hilariously tone deaf puppy posting keeps the tradition going.

Going from "BEST DAY OF MY LIFE" to "THIS 2 LB ANIMAL IS ABUSING ME TO DEATH, I'M CRIPPLED NOW! SHOWER ME WITH PITY!!" in like 5 days is :story:.

May Yahweh ensure no baby ever suffers in the House of Cuck. Chance of yeeting is ~100%.
 
A couple of tweets that I think were missed. "The husbands" were on a D&D date and Becky made them come home early.
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“Y’all need to have more empathy! So anyway I just threw a tantrum to make the cucks abandon their evening b/c my new toy is malfunctioning and I’m too busy being fat to deal w/ it.”

Seriously. The problem is not that Becky complains, but that she’s a spoilt brat who only ever complains.
 
No. It can be safely left in its kennel/cage without fear of it randomly dying on you. You'll have to hear it, though.
As much supervision/work as a baby? Not remotely.
You have to take them out to the bathroom a lot, at first, and while they're still basically babies it's best to keep them pretty close by and confined to a smaller space- for little dogs, you may want to keep those baby gates up for life, unless you have a loving relationship with your carpet steamer or a pretty small house.

I kept my dog in a high-sided basket under my desk with blankets inside and stuck one foot in for the puppy to cuddle, when mine was the age Becky's is. They sleep or otherwise chill most of the time if you're playing with them enough. You have to keep in mind that they just lost their mom/littermates and now you're their whole world. Didn't find it particularly difficult to transition her from a high sided basket to her crate, and to gradually leave her alone for longer periods. It gets a lot easier to wear them out once they've had enough parvo shots. I was blessed to have a dog park with mostly really great people and excellent cell reception, so we could take turns throwing the ball for the dog pack for an hour and a half and still be able to get anything else done.

Even so, even for a young high-energy dog, she was really only 2-3 hours of work a day, and the schedule was very predictable. You can also kennel them if you have an emergency or can't travel with them- if you use a nice place, not just a dog prison, they'll actually enjoy going. My dog gets really excited when I pack, since she knows she'll be going to visit her buddy and bark at cows.

Parents fucking wish.
My dog still likes dragging her blanket under the desk and snoring on my feet even though she's pretty old now.
 
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