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The Tranch posted another group picture and as expected Kev looks particularly terrible:
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>Fat
>Reciding hairline
>Fetish shit
>Awkward facial expression

Kev is one of least photogenic people alive.
 
Kev is one of least photogenic people alive.
I am also not very photogenic but my god in every photo taken of Kevin it’s like someone has literally stretched him from 4:3 to widescreen. In fact all of the tranchers and orbiters are just so abhorently ugly. Wedge with what can only be described as a Down syndrome face. Neck with the well… neck and Picasso-like facial structure. The list goes on it’s really sad to see such ugly people together.
 
The Tranch posted another group picture and as expected Kev looks particularly terrible:
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>Fat
>Reciding hairline
>Fetish shit
>Awkward facial expression

Kev is one of least photogenic people alive.
Aside from looking as much like an amorphous blob as ever in this picture... his nipple is looking at me and it is triggering. That should should be facing forward, not looking like King Cobra's lazy eye!
 
I am also not very photogenic but my god in every photo taken of Kevin it’s like someone has literally stretched him from 4:3 to widescreen. In fact all of the tranchers and orbiters are just so abhorently ugly. Wedge with what can only be described as a Down syndrome face. Neck with the well… neck and Picasso-like facial structure. The list goes on it’s really sad to see such ugly people together.
A lot of people have bad angles and you'd be surprised how common it is for professional photogs to get gigs and be told by people we all agree are objectively good looking that they are not allowed to take shots from here or there because those areas just don't work for them and they know it so stick to the good stuff. Good photographers can, with the help of make-up, costumes, and lighting, make (almost) anyone look good.

If you had a 360° experimental NASA camera that could grab a 3D image of a room Blade Runner style and composite any image you wanted from any angle, and combined this with the greatest photoshopping skills known to man, you'd still end up with an ugly, schlubby, AGP smirking, dickless man that scams people on twitter all day long and let his surgical wound scar up.
 
Even though Kev fucks me off with his habit of grooming the vulnerable I don't want him to 41%, in a ideal world he'd get better, just move on from this absurd nonsense and live his best life.

But you have to wonder how long he can continue with this complete disconnect.
He's got no cock or pussy, he's not getting laid, he probably can't cum, he's health is deteriorating and his life is pretty empty of anything meaningful.

Compare that to his "Oh I'm such a cute, hot girly slut who's banging everybody" persona that he projects 24/7 online. How is he balancing real life and twitter life?

The strain must be terrible.
 
So, did Kevin get laid at all? I saw that neck, Wedge, and Wedge's troonfriend had a threesome but it seems like Kevin was excluded. I wonder what his cope is. Maybe he's out of spoons again.
Too lazy to find the tweet but wedge's post about making coffee and then being passed back and forth was a "goals" type post and sounded like he never went through with it (correct me if i missed a confirmation tho). You know they're all the type to publicly brag about a sexual encounter if they had one so the fact that any of these parties arent bragging about their fabulous con orgy means they were too cowardly to go through with it or literally just too incompetent to plan anything. Or both.

Regardless the reason these peak coomers couldnt get laid at a furry con how pathetic rofl
 
I am also not very photogenic but my god in every photo taken of Kevin it’s like someone has literally stretched him from 4:3 to widescreen. In fact all of the tranchers and orbiters are just so abhorently ugly. Wedge with what can only be described as a Down syndrome face. Neck with the well… neck and Picasso-like facial structure. The list goes on it’s really sad to see such ugly people together.
Birds of a feather flock together, right?
 
The Tranch posted another group picture and as expected Kev looks particularly terrible:
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>Fat
>Reciding hairline
>Fetish shit
>Awkward facial expression

Kev is one of least photogenic people alive.
I don't really believe in transphobia, really not at all. I've never met or seen a single troon that I was scared of. My usual reaction is horrified and repulsed...

...but Kevin legitimately scares me here. He's built like the Michelin man, which (TMI) I've always been scared of as a kid. Kevin's bicep is bigger than my waist. I get that he's wearing a retarded onesie for inflation fetishists but I doubt he has it on if he's going out to dinner. He looks like he can summon some kinda crazy tard strength if you so much as misgender him. Plus he's got Pennywise to hold you down while he hits you with his inflatable meaty fist.

Also, if that little stub is a nipple, he's going to replace the Michelin Man in my nightmares.
 
The Tranch posted another group picture and as expected Kev looks particularly terrible:
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>Fat
>Reciding hairline
>Fetish shit
>Awkward facial expression

Kev is one of least photogenic people alive.
Jesus, Jen looks like a goddamn apparition. like something you’re not supposed to catch on camera. His visage is so disturbing to me in general (especially when he wears those office lady blouses) but he looks even less human here somehow.

Also I’m impressed Skull tshirt girl damn near finished her plate while everyone looks like they’re barely 5 minutes into their meal.
 
The Tranch posted another group picture and as expected Kev looks particularly terrible:
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>Fat
>Reciding hairline
>Fetish shit
>Awkward facial expression

Kev is one of least photogenic people alive.
Don't forget slumped over. Fixing being fat, ugly, and socially inept takes time, but posture is something you can correct as soon as you notice it.
 
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