Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

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Look at how fucking huge his shoulders are, especially in the first pic. Lmao
 
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This is wild. I was a bit taken aback by how well I thought he passed in the few photos posted in this thread…and then that video was like a molotov thrown through the window of that idea. What a sad fucking existence it must be for trannies. MOTION CLOCKS YOU. Ahahaha.
 
whoa, hey let's not try to fit all the points of information we have into one theory. This is very strict Ockham’s Razor, probably good if you’re doing experiments under laboratory conditions but real life isn’t like that - that framework leaves no room for unknowns or coincidence. For example, say Olly reminisces about fucking Contrapoints on his latest livestream, and happens to mention that after a great fuck session he would get so inspired that he would completely rewrite the script for his videos. Then, when Claire goes to visit London for a week, Olly tweets about how he decided to rewrite his script from scratch because he had a sudden burst of inspiration. We might draw the conclusion that Claire is Olly's "girl"friend, and that they just spent an entire week having hot sex with each other, as that’s a single theory that explains all the available data.

But as an audience you only ever see a tiny part of creator’s lives, right? The part that’s posts. So most of the data is actually missing! What you don’t know is that Olly actually flew out to D.C. that week and jacked off outside of Nyk's mansion, giving him a sudden burst of energy and inspiration that moved him to completely rewrite his script around food. No drama, just mundane things happening independently of each other. Meanwhile, Claire was just having a good time in London by himself, not seeing Olly at all. So by trying to cram all the available data, which is only a tiny part of the full set, into one explanation we ended up with really distorted conspiracies. And remember a forum is itself susceptible to poster’s logic: a hypothesis about some secret juicy drama will always get better engagement than someone going, ‘This is probably just a coincidence.’ So you end up with wildly inaccurate conspiracies about creators, and they go looking for more data to confirm them, and confirmation bias means they inevitably find it!
 
Damn Oliver, you really outdid yourself with this interview response is incredibly versatile and I believe you will find it to be infinitely reusable in the future. Look at what I managed to accomplish with a few minor edits to the text, it is now ready to be reposted at moments notice for your next narcissistic heelturn:

KAYE: In one of your pre-detransition videos you talk about young "women" coming up to you and saying that you were sort of a model of femininity. How does that feel now?

THORN: At the time it felt strange, because it always felt like they were talking about somebody else. I remember very clearly somebody coming up to me and saying that after a live event and I wanted to say, 'but it feels like I'm reading from a script.' None of it is authentic. So that was unusual, but I guess I understand now why they said that, because I did kind of construct a femininity out of the best bits of every woman that I could find, like the best bits of my exes and Natalie and the best bits of the Bond movies*. I tried to do the woman of the 21st century thing, and absolutely on it and woke but also compassionate and charming and sexy and all the rest of it and with the voice and the posturing and, I tried to do all of it and it all made me sort of miserable really. But I understand why some of my audience felt that way.

*Editors note: Thorn is known to use the term 'Bond movies' as euphemism for porn.
 
Whoever predicted that the guest PT was trying to get for the next video but swiftly rejected, was Nigella Lawson. Well fucking done.

Also PT looks awful here and Nigella could run rings around him even now when she's, 61 years old!?!
Kind of a pity really, having a real woman next to his linebacker frame on film really would have shattered the fantasy in a way even lighting and photoshop won't fix.

Then again, I would also pass on being in the same room as an unstable narcissistic man wielding knives.
 
Was this posted? A new print interview with Olly. He makes insanely grandiose statements throughout about the pre-troon version of Philosophy Tube. Apparently he was an absolute specimen of ideal masculinity who would easily be mistaken for James Bond:

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fuckin hell that’s insufferable- listen to some snob from the exact same social class as “james bond” gufffaw about how much more right on he is, than a film that was made 60 years ago.
also lol calling Bond a sex pest- olly exposes himself constantly- at least bond was - fictively- in private; we all have to bear witness to olly and that sick Islam-for-cooms fuckers gross fetishism on the reg. that paris lees interview quote was a particularly egregious example, and one that included an extra slice of Outreach.
 

what on earth. gender fluidity à la PT gf

2:00--> "what exactly *is* gender fluality" ...jesus christ. not the brightest.

also PT gf has had bottom surgery and has documented the transition on the channel

wtf is the point of inverting your dick if you're going to talk about your ~masc~ days

my first impression was that claire seemed more normal and perhaps a true transwoman. nope - just another borderline with a pendulum swinging identity.
3:15 --> "i was feeling really feminine for, like, an hour maybe?"
4:00 --> omg again says gender FLUALITY.
THAT IS NOT A THING. holy fuck.......
 
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what on earth. gender fluidity à la PT gf

2:00--> "what exactly *is* gender fluality" ...jesus christ. not the brightest.

also PT gf has had bottom surgery and has documented the transition on the channel

wtf is the point of inverting your dick if you're going to talk about your ~masc~ days

my first impression was that claire seemed more normal and perhaps a true transwoman. nope - just another borderline with a pendulum swinging identity.
3:15 --> "i was feeling really feminine for, like, an hour maybe?"
4:00 --> omg again says gender FLUALITY.
THAT IS NOT A THING. holy fuck.......
course it is! you don’t have to be a nucular scientist to pronounce Fluality.
ugh, that video. it’s like a grandma’s introduction to the concept of youtube video.

ugh, ollies new cookery show pics.. they are so so nasty.. i’m trying to think of what exactly it is he reminds me of… not getting a lot.. he makes nurse ratchet look soft and warm.
i think he reminds me of a great white shark?
his big broad neckless proportions with his hair up, black soulless eyes, the bared unsmiling teeth..the knife 🔪 is just the icing on top of it but yeah - Jaws. An ancient, near robotic predator.
 
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Kind of a pity really, having a real woman next to his linebacker frame on film really would have shattered the fantasy in a way even lighting and photoshop won't fix.

Then again, I would also pass on being in the same room as an unstable narcissistic man wielding knives.
I imagine Nigella has a good radar for abusive, unstable men after what she went through with Charles Saatchi. Although I imagine she never even saw the pitch, because the agent's assistant glanced at Ollie's email and flat out said "why on earth would Nigella boost some two bit youtuber's profile?".
"dating models" .....????? wtf lmao WHO. contrapoints?! that homely fake abuser?!?!? LOL
Claire Michelle is a runway model. That's a misleading term, though, because the runway was Seattle fashion week and the label she was modelling was "Trash by Tony" (a seamstress who makes figure skating costumes for clients, but put together a collection of dresses made of recycled clothes). If the bar is that low, then failed drag queen Vicky Vox is a runway model.
I'll grant Ollie this, he has managed to put together a cohesive look. It's not 1950s Stepford housewife like he was aiming for, though, but Islington yummy-mummy circa 2007.

It might be a ruffled apron, Ollie, but "vintage inspired" with such a bold print is exactly what Claire from Highbury would have put on to make sundried tomato focaccia. Especially paired with a comfy cashmere blend top from somewhere like The White Company, which despite being slouchy doesn't actually fit (look how it's pulling in the armpit).
 

what on earth. gender fluidity à la PT gf

2:00--> "what exactly *is* gender fluality" ...jesus christ. not the brightest.

also PT gf has had bottom surgery and has documented the transition on the channel

wtf is the point of inverting your dick if you're going to talk about your ~masc~ days

my first impression was that claire seemed more normal and perhaps a true transwoman. nope - just another borderline with a pendulum swinging identity.
3:15 --> "i was feeling really feminine for, like, an hour maybe?"
4:00 --> omg again says gender FLUALITY.
THAT IS NOT A THING. holy fuck.......
I've watch the Mexican cartel flay a man's face off and cut his throat with box cutters while he tries to grab his neck but can't because they cut both his hands off so he just uselessly flails his stumps up towards his exposed skull, and I've seen a man's belly sliced open from navel to neck and neatly rolled upward to expose his organs and beating heart to his child who is tied up next to him, but for some reason I just can't watch this video.

Every time this man says he "switches" I just can't look at the screen.

The worst was when he was sitting in the restaurant alone, talking into his camera, explaining how he's switching back and forth between fem and masculine and you can tell everyone around him can hear and see this.

I just can't handle this shit anymore.

I can't fucking handle this shit anymore. Somebody please find me a Mexican cartel gore video to help me cleanse my palate.
 
Claire Michelle is a runway model. That's a misleading term, though, because the runway was Seattle fashion week and the label she was modelling was "Trash by Tony" (a seamstress who makes figure skating costumes for clients, but put together a collection of dresses made of recycled clothes). If the bar is that low, then failed drag queen Vicky Vox is a runway model.
no no - the quote was that he did the whole masculine bit trying to be a man and the examples of this performative masculinity were "custom suits" and "dating models". as though the excellent olly thorn was deemed fuckable by models.
 
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