Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

Thats very interesting. Im no lawyer but I remember null saying how difficult it would be to get this to stick due to the circumstances around it. I wonder what makes the prosecutor think they can win it.

 

[Barbarus]

Gonna be a sad time when your son, if it doesn't die in the pedo's Womb, will be able to access all the shit you have done over the years and finds out that he has a brother the other side of the states. If you manage to live that long as well.
Sure hope that revenge porn charge goes well for you buddy! Kiwifarms will be sure to document the outcome whatever the case!

Also who gives a shit if he doesnt go to jail or just gets a fine, its another black spot on his life wrap sheet which will have repercussions later in life.

 

[HamsterEater96]

The ralphamale can't stop winning. First he loses custody of his kid, then he impregnates an unemployed horsefaced pedo, now the revenge porn case is back. Nice going gunty.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Considering the fact that Ethan won't be able to afford as much Maker's Mark soon, I hope he can still manage to feed his growing family.

Corn is quite affordable

Comes out of the fucking ground.

 

[Captain Manning]

A question for the lawfags. Is the fact that the state decided to prosecute this again an indication that they feel any kind of confidence about getting a conviction?

Prosecutors have an ethical obligation to only prosecute those cases that they feel they can prove BARD.

To be sure, there's some janky prosecutors that file just to fuck with people, or just in the hopes of scaring the defendant into plea bargain. But this is Ralph we're talking about. You just sit there and wait, and he ends up doing something stupid and illegal sooner or later. I'd trust the judgment and morality of a Virginia just about any prosecutor over the gunt any day of the week.

Will they win? I dunno. Not a criminal law guy. Worked in civil.
Do they think they can win? Probably, yeah.

Either way: Godspeed Virginia.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

First Chris, now Ralph. Truly. There is karma after all.

 

[XANA]

In court for revenge porn. #Ralphamale, indeed.

Get fucked, son.

 

[TexOffender]

If he goes to jail again maybe he'll lose some weight.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

oh that reminds me if he was on probation during that crime does that have any implications for him if hes found guilty ?

Absolutely, The judge could revoke probation and choose to hit him with the maximum sentence as punishment for being an asshole.

Probation is always sort of a "gift" from a judge if that is handed down as the primary sentence to give you a chance to get your head out of your ass and straighten up. Judges generally don't like it when you spit in their face by violating probation by being a piece of shit.

 

[GL09]

If he goes to jail again maybe he'll lose some weight.

This was Ralph's secret strategy to winning the weight loss competition all along!

 

[Vexillology]

Ralph, Chris, Boogie... so many cows getting charged with crimes. They're trying to take them away from us.

 

[Random Internet Person]

You have 24 hours to find something else feature worthy. @ me in the thread, quote the feature.

The bar is set right now at: "being prosecuted for unlawful pornography".

And if you fail…there’s always OnionFarms.

 

[AnOminous]

Who would be the prison-bitch in that situation?

Ralph is definitely a bitch, while Chris is a straight up motherfucker. I think you already knew the answer to that question, though. I hope Chris rapes and murders Ralph in prison.

 

[Meat Target]

Ralph, Chris, Boogie... so many cows getting charged with crimes. They're trying to take them away from us.

And the Farms wept, for there were no more cows to milk.

On the plus side, there's now a non-zero chance that Ralph will be Chris Chan's cellmate.

Imagine the action thriller that could be: Chris & Ralph Escape From Guntanamo Bay

 

[AnOminous]

Thats very interesting. Im no lawyer but I remember null saying how difficult it would be to get this to stick due to the circumstances around it. I wonder what makes the prosecutor think they can win it.

I think it's pretty open and shut with victim testimony and Ralph's only counter being I DID NAWT I DID NAWT I WUZ HACKED N SHEEEEIT. Apparently, the prosecutor does, too. It's pretty rare for prosecutors to want to roll the dice when they don't think they have a 90%+ chance of winning, because it fucks up their record.

 

[Ralphamale]

If only Ralph had shown Faith he changed.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Spoiler: I have received a premonition

Gator keeps the show running while Ralph is in jail so that the two can continue to smugly claim "can't abort the retort." He also helps the horse raise the latest gunt spawn, becoming some sort of modern eunuch.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Thats very interesting. Im no lawyer but I remember null saying how difficult it would be to get this to stick due to the circumstances around it. I wonder what makes the prosecutor think they can win it.

The one saving grace Ralph has is that Faith came out after the fact with a video that said he didn't release the sextape. That is why people think it is going to be hard to prosecute Ralph.

If I remember correctly, Faith in later texts with the Gunt expressed that she believed him when he said he was hacked and didn't release it, rather than her giving him permission to release it. Further, Ralph cannot argue that she consented because his own explanation is that it was a super-hacker. The only reasonable way to read this situation is that Faith was backing up Ralph's claim that he was hacked - but this is something which can be definitively shown to be utter nonsense in court - and any attempt to explain that Faith had given him permission can be dismissed as a post-hoc explanation.

If there is a decent prosecutor and the court really do want him to go down for this, he's fucked. With that said, my guess is that Ralph enters a plea and avoids jailtime, spins it as a win.

 

[Super Macho Man]

Guess Chris is gonna have a new bunkmate in the fatass retard sex offender wing of Virginia State Penitentiary

This sounds like the premise of the worst sit-com of all time.

 

[RichardRApe]

If only Ralph had shown Faith he changed.

Another coincidence I'm sure but he showed that on screen during his Friday the 13th show.