Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[Thomas Highway]

Ralph could have gotten away with it based on Faith's stupid statements immediately after.

But Ralph, being Ralph, had to torpedo himself in an insane quest to spin a narrative in front of a very small audience of genuine retards.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Ralph,

Get fucked.

Sincerely,

Life.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Jailhouse wedding is his alpha brained plan to get out of having to pay for a full blown wedding and reception.

 

[Matt Damon]

But Ralph, being Ralph, had to torpedo himself in an insane quest to spin a narrative in front of a very small audience of genuine retards.

I think he feels compelled to save face in front of them because it's the only sense of authority he's likely to feel in his entire life.

He fell ass-backward into even his current meager perch and by no merit of his - it's not like he's going to work his way back up to success again someday based on his talent and winning personality.

 

[JustFuckinaDude]

First Chris, now Ralph
Who will fall next?

I volunteer DSP.

 

[Twinkletard]

Ethan is about to go from being a twenty thousand-airre to being flat broke.

 

[now watch this drive 911]

you can't make it illegal to be a meme
that would be like making black people illegal

 

[A big guy (for you)]

Ralphamales...I thought we beat the charges...

 

[Meat Target]

Well ladies and guntlemen, I bring great news. Despite Ralph claiming there were "no special circumstances" listed on page 1 of like 3 of the dispensation paperwork, and despite claiming the case wasn't nolle prosequi'd but rather was dismissed outright, I can now confirm to you lovely people that indieed, Ethan Ralph's charges for revenge porn for releasing the sex tape of Faith have been reinstated. His arraignment was held 13 August 2021, his next court date is 10 September.

Not saying you're lying by any means, but to avoid a "Near committed suicide" situation, can anyone here find corroborating evidence that the charges are back on?

 

[Spectre_06]

Not saying you're lying by any means, but to avoid a "Near committed suicide" situation, can anyone here find corroborating evidence that the charges are back on?

This is LITERALLY me talking to the fucking court, you Goddamn retard.

 

[Kinoplex Robert]

Every plan Gunt has ever concocted to "get back" at the people that have done him wrong has only acted as a boomerang that ends up turning around right before making contact with his target and serving only to come back and smack him on the soft point between his 3rd and 4th chin.

There's nothing really to say except:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Or that it was nol prossed on an agreement by everyone involved, which Ralph violated.

I’m sure the retraining order in California checked that box

 

[Ed Special]

Who would be the prison-bitch in that situation?

Chris is damn near 6' and has tard strength, while Ralph is barely 5'1 and gets visibly winded from climbing up two steps. No contest, Ralph's a bitch now and being thrown in a cell with Chris would turn him into a double bitch.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Imagine getting engaged and pregnant to a man right before he goes to prison.

He could legit miss the birth of his kid.

Again, he missed the first one.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

Ralphamales...I thought we beat the charges...

Oh no Ralpha Bros... we got too cocky!

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

What happens to the subforum once @theralph goes to jail?
Keep it open to watch how Panstu, Gator, & the rest of the Guntsphere fare without Gunt himself?

 

[Mic Nejah]

can anyone here find corroborating evidence that the charges are back on?

I don't know.... I called the court to check on it and they hung up when I asked if they had a Fat Faggot on any upcoming dockets.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

whoa, Ralphs is almost as good at fucking himself over in life as much as me

 

[Farglemark]

We are probably the best thing to have happened to Ralph, especially if he is suicidal with this case reopening. We've claimed he would and predicted so much about it, that he will live just to spite us.

 

[Sammich]

@BruceyBoy is my porch safe from your shit now?

Might be safe from his, but the more I see you post your goofy shit the more I am tempted to shit right inside your front door spectree. Chill out you absolute NIGGER!!