US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

What would that be though? East Asia? Latin America? NATO?

Probably East Asia. Korea, Japan or Taiwan could work.

 

[HumanHive]

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No shit.
There will be no resignations.

 

[Tree]

Ngl being a terrorist hunting privateer would've been rad as all hell. This is what was taken from you.

With enough luck, people will get over this notion that our enemies gave us of being "good people to everyone" and we'll be hunting the people responsible for all this and their useful idiots, imported and not. Capture and release on another continent (with some supplies! we're not monsters after all) if they don't put up a fight.

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"Pretty Soon..."

Spoiler

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It was always their plan. Pretty sure installing a female president has been on their bingo card for some time now. And for some reason it has to be a completely repulsive one, too. I hear they had trouble finding someone in the same metaphorical weight class as Ms. Clinton, but in the end they managed. I'll again say that people will regret not opposing this by any means available to them. Heads should have rolled in 1965, but alas everyone kicks the can down the road because we have no collective within which to act in opposition. Collectivize or die.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Be a real shame if those schematics got so widely distributed that a ban was logistically impossible. Real shame.

Schematics, semantics.

If you've been THAT freaking tone-deaf over the past decade and haven't ensured you gots some pretty reliable shit to take care of business, including the rounds needed to do so, then as Mr.T used to say:

"I pity da fool!"

Just sayin'... all my shit got deep sixed in a major boating accident. Dat's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

 

[Dona Morte]

He is so depressed he talking about GOT

Well I am about to watch this muppet

 

[CarlosDanger]

Jen Psaki has to be actively trying to sabotage Biden right?

 

[Dona Morte]

Jen Psaki has to be actively trying to sabotage Biden right?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Jen Psaki has to be actively trying to sabotage Biden right?

It's the only way to salvage her otherwise cringe cringe performance, but we'll circle back to that.

 

[lolwut]

Schematics, semantics.

If you've been THAT freaking tone-deaf over the past decade and haven't ensured you gots some pretty reliable shit to take care of business, including the rounds needed to do so, then as Mr.T used to say:

"I pity da fool!"

Just sayin'... all my shit got deep sixed in a major boating accident. Dat's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

It's not about what you have, it's about what they don't want you to have.

 

[Michael Wade]

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Not happening. He will either not last physically or politically that long. There's just no fucking way. They are absolute fools to try and have him on that long.

The longer he's on stage the more chances he'll have to say something politically damaging to himself and the party.

https://thepalmierireport.com/biden...-to-wrong-vax-website-name-is-all-around-him/

It's only going to get worse.

https://conservativebrief.com/white-house-fox-49173/?utm_source=CB&utm_medium=ProTrumpNews

Sounds like they hit the mark.

https://beckernews.com/breaking-pen...-covid-19-41044/?utm_source=BN&utm_medium=PTN

This is not going to end well.

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/...-to-rescue-americans-stranded-in-kabul-506594
Bout dam time.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/us-tr...61314.html?utm_source=partner&utm_campaign=gp

Finally doing something. Rescued 169 from rooftops using helis.

 

[Tree]

I have no problem with a female president, the choices so far have been SHIT. Case in point, Kamela. Great standard you've set.

That's somewhat the point. To get you to say this, and to set the bar low. Think what would happen if one who came across as decent was the first, and proceeded to fuck things up. People wouldn't be receptive to another. If they put some hardly human let alone female creature in power, then the narrative can read "oh she was just a bad person". And then after another it becomes "normalized".

The bigger issue is it should be realized the terrible direction we've been headed for the past 90+ years is a direct result of the liberal worldview, including that of women being able to vote let alone lead. We will not correct any of this, we will not return to sanity, until it gets so bad that people are willing to accept that all of liberalism is one lie built on top of the last, all the way down to its core.

 

[Gehenna]

Not happening. He will either not last physically or politically that long. There's just no fucking way. They are absolute fools to try and have him on that long.

The longer he's on stage the more chances he'll have to say something politically damaging to himself and the party.

At this point, in all seriousness, I am actually expecting them to pull a literal rather than metaphorical Weekend at Bernies with Biden rather than allowing him to leave and putting Kamala in.

 

[Garm]

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They are ramping this shit up. I dont like it one bit.

This is impossible to enforce. They are going head to head against the hacker community. Any hard coding will be defeated. Any software will be removed.

A law is writing on a piece of paper if people do not respect the law.

Yeah, be REAL careful about playing with uniforms and medals you didn't earn. There's a whole pack of veterans who are as autistic as we are when it comes to tracking and doxing stolen valor faggots. They range from guys who get pissy if you wear the real medals to kooks who pitch fits if you wear a BDU jacket.

Relevant to the discussion: nobody wants to tell Grandpa Joe the truth (guys, does archive-dot-is no longer work on the farms? I can't get it to link).

Spoiler: He's So Popular, Really!

President Joe Biden’s aides were “too scared” to question him on key decisions made in the run-up to the US withdrawal from Afghanistan, sources close to the administration have told The Telegraph.

Mr Biden, who is facing the greatest crisis of his presidency, is said to have insisted on recalling troops ahead of the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks and ignored warnings that it would not leave the military with enough time to get US citizens and allies out.

Speaking to people close to the administration, The Telegraph has managed to build a picture of a stubborn-headed and defensive president continuing to tout his foreign policy nous, and a staff too afraid to question him.

One former defence official, who is in regular contact with senior White House aides, suggested that there was not much pushback from concerned officials because they were "too afraid".

“People are simply too afraid to tell Biden (and) Jake Sullivan (his National Security Adviser), they're wrong. It's one thing to crack down on leaks (as Mr Biden has done), it's another thing to allow a mistake like this,” they told The Telegraph.

“This White House is very disciplined, especially when it comes to leaks and such. But the downside of discipline is if you're running things like an autocracy, and you broker no dissent internally, that's not what the purpose of a White House staff is."

Others told The Telegraph that they urged him, without success, to keep open Bagram Air Base, which has more runways than Hamid Karzai International Airport and has long been the beating heart of American operations in Afghanistan.

With nine days remaining until the US’s self-imposed August 31 deadline and a capacity to evacuate some 5,000 to 7,000 people a day, that would still leave tens of thousands of at-risk civilians trapped in Afghanistan.

It is understood the State Department is now pushing Mr Biden to extend the deadline, even if it means striking a new deal with the Taliban.

Passing August with a large contingent of troops still in the country would be awkward for Mr Biden given his insistence on ending the 20-year US war by that date.

Mr Biden, who won the presidency on a promise of compassion and empathy, has faced criticism for his seeming failure to treat the situation with the sensitivity required.

“That was four days ago, five days ago,” he snapped at ABC's George Stephanopoulos when asked about the harrowing footage of Afghan civilians clinging on to the landing gear of a departing US military jet.

“At points the president evinced little sense of the human toll as the Taliban swept back to power,” Peter Baker, the New York Times’s Chief White House Correspondent, said of the interview.

Insiders told The Telegraph the 78-year-old president has an unrivalled ability to “tune out the DC noise” and ignore the “media rabble”.

“The Trump administration, while pretending to hate the networks, was obsessed with getting approval from them. But Biden is very much his own man.”

Mr Biden does not read the papers cover-to-cover as his predecessor did while in office.

He has spent just four of the last 15 days of the unfolding crisis at the White House and on Saturday was forced at the last minute to cancel plans to return to his beachfront home in Delaware for the weekend. He reportedly took 24 hours of convincing to return to DC to address the nation on Monday.

Kamala Harris, meanwhile, told reporters that Afghanistan “couldn’t be a bigger priority” as she boarded a non-urgent flight to Singapore for a Southeast Asia tour on Friday, in the midst of the biggest challenge of her vice-presidency.

The chaos in Kabul has left Mr Biden, whose rhetoric has become more “America First” than Donald Trump’s, seemingly more intent on washing his hands of Afghanistan than expressing concern over the humanitarian tragedy unfolding on the ground.

Some critics say Mr Biden’s cold-eyed focus on US interests has left him increasingly isolated internationally.

General David Petraeus, the former CIA director who led US and allied forces in Afghanistan under Barack Obama, said the president was not right to deflect blame onto the Afghan army and questioned his suggestion that Nato allies "had a choice" to stay after the US withdrew.

"Theoretically (Mr Biden is right), but probably not practically,” Gen. Petraeus told The Telegraph. “In fact, the withdrawal of the other coalition forces from Afghanistan, as the US military withdrew, confirmed the critical role US forces and capabilities play in such missions.”

By Friday's speech, Mr Biden struck a decidedly more empathetic tone, with the president acknowledging that images of desperate Afghans chasing planes and handing babies over barbed wire have been “heartbreaking” and “gut-wrenching”.

Mr Biden, the only US president with a child who served in Afghanistan, has made the gamble that the scenes at the airport will be forgotten by the midterm elections next year, when the Democrats will be fighting to hold control of both Houses.

The president’s supporters are trying to frame the pullout as an act of bravery by a realist who knew there would be political fallout but was unwilling to bear the costs of continued inaction.

They were pulling out of Afghanistan because it quite simply was no longer serving American interests, they told reporters this week.

Polling seems to support his hunch. The surveys show there is little appetite among either Democratic and Republican voters to remain in Afghanistan.

David Axelrod, a former strategist for Mr Obama, said he had no doubt that most Americans agreed with Mr Biden that it was time to wrap up the Afghanistan operation, but that his botched handling risked tainting the mission.

“The way it’s ending, at least thus far, is more problematic,” he told the New York Times, “and cuts against some of his core perceived strengths: competence, mastery of foreign policy, supreme empathy. It’s as if his eagerness to end the war overran the planning and execution.”

Mr Biden has said he believes America’s “forever war” had led US leaders to take their eyes off the ball regarding the main national security threat facing their country, specifically the rise of an increasingly assertive China.

“I know my decision will be criticised, but I would rather take all that criticism than pass this decision on to another president,” he said this week before concluding his speech without taking questions.

'We should have gotten out with honour': Trump​

Former President Donald Trump has launched a sustained attack on Mr Biden's handling of the retreat of US forces from Afghanistan, which he called "the greatest foreign policy humiliation" in US history.

Mr Trump, a Republican who has dangled the possibility of running again for president in 2024, has repeatedly blamed Mr Biden, a Democrat, for Afghanistan's fall to the Taliban, even though the US withdrawal that triggered the collapse was negotiated by his own administration.

"Biden’s botched exit from Afghanistan is the most astonishing display of gross incompetence by a nation’s leader, perhaps at any time," Mr Trump said at a boisterous rally on Saturday packed with his supporters near Cullman, Alabama.

Mr Biden has said he inherited a bad withdrawal agreement from Mr Trump.

At the rally, Mr Trump blamed the situation on Mr Biden not having followed the plan his administration came up with and bemoaned US personnel and equipment being left behind as troops withdrew.

"This is not a withdrawal. This was a total a surrender," he said.

Mr Trump said the Taliban, with whom he had negotiated, respected him. He suggested the quick takeover of Afghanistan would not have happened if he was still in office.

"We could have gotten out with honour," Mr Trump said. "We should have gotten out with honour. And instead we got out with the exact opposite of honour."

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES WILD RIDE NOW.

All this normalcy. Much Normalcy. Such Normalcy. Wow!

I can't tell if Biden is actually a republican or he is just trying to out do Trump on conservativism. Biden has alienated our allies worse than Trump did, which means they have to pay for their share of NATO because the US is unreliable. Biden incompetently botched a major military operation. Locked down criticism and leaks from the White House.

Starting to think Biden is a con man.

Still in better condition than my M16A1.

This here's a weapon for real operators.

Only the finest American craftsmanship.

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At the rate you are going you will have an M16 Blunderbuss.

 

[Michael Wade]

At this point, in all seriousness, I am actually expecting them to pull a literal rather than metaphorical Weekend at Bernies with Biden rather than allowing him to leave and putting Kamala in.

Can you imagine the fallout from such an act? Oh they can try using CG and all this wonderful techno shit to animate a digital clone, but what are they going to do when someone asks for physical questions and "conspiracy minded" people start outright saying the president is dead?

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Goddamn, I miss mean tweets being the worst thing about the President.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Rome almost collapsed in the third century, but was reunited by and then flourished under a series of great emperors. So collapse isn't inevitable or anything. When we pull out of our equivalent of Britannia, that's when it's a collapse.

But that's exactly when Rome died....the Crisis of the Third Century was the end of classical antiquity and the last pretense of the Principate.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Can you imagine the fallout from such an act? Oh they can try using CG and all this wonderful techno shit to animate a digital clone, but what are they going to do when someone asks for physical questions and "conspiracy minded" people start outright saying the president is dead?

The US press might handle that, but other world powers won't be as receptive.

At this point, in all seriousness, I am actually expecting them to pull a literal rather than metaphorical Weekend at Bernies with Biden rather than allowing him to leave and putting Kamala in.

I'm wondering how the international community would tolerate such pathetic games being played by Biden's handlers. There's no way they take it sitting down.

 

[Dona Morte]

 

[JimmyNugget]

But that's wrong and you're doing what you're accusing me of.

Nah, only someone with real TES could honestly say Trump was for vaccines. The boos in Alabama prove his impact.

 

[Cuckoman]

Nah, only someone with real TES could honestly say Trump was for vaccines. The boos in Alabama prove his impact.

Is this another of his 4d chess?
He pushed warp-speed and got working vaccines developed faster than had ever been done before, just so he could then go out and tell people to not take the vaccine he made happen?
Without Trump there wouldn't even be a vaccine at this point.

Retard.