Yeah, I'm sure he fully intends to meet his future wife on campus here.
This is how Russ thinks this will go. He'll be successful in this PAC and get prostitution legalized. He'll become famous and this will launch his career in politics/law. Sure, he'll be able to hire a hooker whenever he wants to, but he won't need to anymore because people will finally appreciate him for his genius and panties will spontaneously drop the world over. Meanwhile, the shy but incredibly sexy girl who met him during Welcome Week and was so moved by his plights that she signed up to volunteer, has fallen in love with Russ along the way. She left school pretty soon after meeting him, but she did go to a local college to learn some secretary stuff so she can now play an active role in Russ's future political campaigns. She's educated but not more educated than he is, and she's willing to devote all her time and attention (when not sucking his dick, which happens frequently and without prompting by Russ) to making him an even bigger success. At Russ's prompting, she let go of her shyness and became an Instagram model so everyone can see how hot she is and how well Russ did for himself. She's also come to realize that only a man who truly resoected women would legalize brothels and that sex work is good for women as long as the men remain in charge -- and only a real man like Russ could make that happen. In fact, she's so cool with sex work and so humbled to be Russ's wife that she really doesn't mind if he samples the goods at his multi-million dollar brothel empire he's built. Russ dies rich, famous, adored, influential, getting laid regularly, and will have a place in the history books as the world's smartest (and awesomest) dude. When he gets to heaven (which of course he will) God Himself apologizes and then gives him his own planet to rule, like the very best of Mormons get.
Just like he deserves.
I'm sure this and many other similar scenarios have kept him company during his 8-hour shifts cleaning Walmart toilets.
