US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[X Prime]

I also don't see how what the nugget is saying is weird. He's being exposed to superior argumentation that shatters his incredibly fragile ego and world-view. Specifically-not-crippling anxiety in that kind of situation is natural.

 

[Snekposter]

Well, is a good chicken place open near you? If not you can be mad about that.

Well, the local Thai place is take-out only and has been since the start of the pandemic. I've already posted before about how mad the lockdowns have made me because of that.

 

[JosephStalin]

Really? Even if it's a Schutzstaffel uniform?

#AskingForAFriend.

Nah, a US military uniform from one of the services. Easy enough to buy in a surplus store, or if you have a friend in the military they can buy a uniform, ribbons, rank insignia and medals on base.

 

[Gehenna]

So which event do you guys think will occur first, Biden resigns or Nugget's goal posting is picked up by aliens in Alpha Centuri?

 

[JimmyNugget]

Just gonna ignore the Influenza vaccine mentioned too I see... I think it's now audible on Pluto.

Making a vaccine for a virus that changes every year and that doctors have accepted that a yearly flu shot is needed, no shit it didn't work. Not comparable, but you already knew that.
But keep saying goalposts moving, when your FDA approval

 

[Gehenna]

Making a vaccine for a virus that changes every year and that doctors have accepted that a yearly flu shot is needed, no shit it didn't work. Not comparable, but you already knew that.
But keep saying goalposts moving, when your FDA approval

Already forgot? I am the guy who is already vaccinated and pro-vaccine. Keep up, Nugget.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Anthrax Vaccine. Influenza Vaccine. Chickenpox Vaccine.

Tested at Fort Hood. On First Cavalry Division.

Keep telling me I'm just afraid of needles, that's going to get me to ignore the VA's advice and run right out and take it despite all the problems I might have.

Just keep screaming.

You realize that those three were experimental vaccines at the time they were trialed, right?>

Oh, wait, let me guess, it's DIFFERENT! and I should totally pay attention to you and not the VA or my doctor, right?

I don't see why people keep getting bent out of shape about this. There's always gonna be people like me that lie about getting the vaccine. I caught OG covid back at the beginning and tested positive for whatever new strain a couple weeks ago. I don't plan on getting vaccinated, and my doctor doesn't see the point because he's not seen any studies that show vaccines outperform natural antibodies. I printed a vaccine card from the .pdf available for download on the CDC's website and all the information on it is copied from a legit card provided by a family member. Short of subpoenaing my medical records, nobody is really going to be able to prove that I'm not. Considering people were getting vaccinated and random places like gas stations and grocery stores, there doesn't seem to be an information chain of custody to prove a lot of people got vaccinated. I seriously doubt I'm the only one doing this because I have people constantly asking me to get them vaccine cards. You'll always live in a world where people around you don't have the poke, and if you cunts wouldn't have gone full authoritarian about it, most of us wouldn't feel compelled to lie and defraud you out of fear of being excluded from polite society.

 

[JosephStalin]

So which event do you guys think will occur first, Biden resigns or Nugget's goal posting is picked up by aliens in Alpha Centuri?

Got me. The going's long since turned weird, and the weird have turned pro. ANYTHING can happen. Remember, just because something is too strange to be believed doesn't mean it can't happen.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Already forgot? I am the guy who is already vaccinated and pro-vaccine. Keep up, Nugget.

That has jack shit with what i just said, but please, keep embarrassing yourself. Pro vaccine my ass.

I don't see why people keep getting bent out of shape about this. There's always gonna be people like me that lie about getting the vaccine. I caught OG covid back at the beginning and tested positive for whatever new strain a couple weeks ago. I don't plan on getting vaccinated, and my doctor doesn't see the point because he's not seen any studies that show vaccines outperform natural antibodies. I printed a vaccine card from the .pdf available for download on the CDC's website and all the information on it is copied from a legit card provided by a family member. Short of subpoenaing my medical records, nobody is really going to be able to prove that I'm not. Considering people were getting vaccinated and random places like gas stations and grocery stores, there doesn't seem to be an information chain of custody to prove a lot of people got vaccinated. I seriously doubt I'm the only one doing this because I have people constantly asking me to get them vaccine cards. You'll always live in a world where people around you don't have the poke, and if you cunts wouldn't have gone full authoritarian about it, most of us wouldn't feel compelled to lie and defraud you out of fear of being excluded from police society.

Hope you like prison once it's federally mandated.

 

[HarpersFerryWest]

Got me. The going's long since turned weird, and the weird have turned pro. ANYTHING can happen. Remember, just because something is too strange to be believed doesn't mean it can't happen.

“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged
to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.” -Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

 

[X Prime]

Oh Lord. Please don't try to copy my gimmick of claiming the other side has embarrassed themselves. It only works for me because I am right and can cite examples with my extensive, Batman-like database of AnH posters.

 

[Gehenna]

That has jack shit with what i just said, but please, keep embarrassing yourself. Pro vaccine my ass.

Hope you like prison once it's federally mandated

Guess what, someone can think you are a total spastic and that every single thing you are saying is stupid... and still be pro-vaccine.

But that edit makes me really wish I had tophats to give.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Guess what, someone can think you are a total spastic and that every single thing you are saying is stupid... and still be pro-vaccine.

But that edit makes me really wish I had tophats to give.

Prove it then, everything you've said makes me think you're lying. How are you pro vaccine? If you think it's a hoax or untrustworthy and dangerous, you aren't pro vaccine.

 

[X Prime]

Oh God. Now we're at the "you're lying about yourself" phase of libby-lib grasping. Hulk tried this with Shield Breaker being a black woman. It was pathetic then and it's worse now that it's just a copy.

Why do you all draw from the same playbook?

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Ben shapiro is trending for some reason.
Is it because of this?

https://mobile.twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1429857342796009476

 

[Gehenna]

Prove it then, everything you've said makes me think you're lying. How are you pro vaccine? If you think it's a hoax or untrustworthy and dangerous, you aren't pro vaccine.

It's not a hoax or untrustworthy. I am skeptical of some long-term side effects from cutting out some of the base level tests, but so far most of them have proven to be reliable enough for the strain.

Their long-term efficacy is questionable, but that's due to it being an influenza strain with a high mutation rate. Not the fault of the vaccines.

What did you expect to get as a response, really?

 

[Compositesludge]

Anthrax has a completely different makeup compared to covid. Diseases live in different families and the toxic shit in that vaccine isn't the same as Covid. Which is based in Sars, y'know, the Sars virus, which the Covid vaccine uses as it's base. But no, it's just the same as an Anthrax vaccine. Your doctor would want you to get the vaccine, and if he doesn't, I would get a second opinion.

The variable that the vaccines in question and the Covid vaccine have in common isn't the composition of what they're trying to prevent. The variable is side-effects that the FDA and CDC may not know about or, in worrying cases, may not be disclosing. For example, the CDC's abrupt and as of yet unexplained investigation of breakthrough cases:

The CDC tracked all breakthrough cases until the end of April, then abruptly stopped without making a formal announcement. A reference to the policy switch appeared on the agency’s website in May about halfway down the homepage.
“I was shocked,” said Dr. Leana Wen, a physician and visiting professor of health policy and management at George Washington University. “I have yet to hear a coherent explanation of why they stopped tracking this information.”
The CDC said in an emailed statement to ProPublica that it decided to focus on the most serious cases because officials believed more targeted data collection would better inform “response research, decisions, and policy.”
Sen. Edward Markey, D-Mass., became alarmed after the Provincetown outbreak and wrote to CDC director Dr. Rochelle Walensky on July 22, questioning the decision to limit investigation of breakthrough cases. He asked what type of data was being compiled and how it would be shared publicly.
“The American public must be informed of the continued risk posed by COVID-19 and variants, and public health and medical officials, as well as health care providers, must have robust data and information to guide their decisions on public health measures,” the letter said.
Markey asked the agency to respond by Aug. 12. So far the senator has received no reply, and the CDC did not answer ProPublica’s question about it.

I'm not saying that the science can't evolve. For example, I'm not going to critique the CDC for changing course on masking up! But suddenly not covering pertinent information makes me feel anxious about information our government's providing. I don't think it's wrong to not want political considerations to play a role in (or even supersede) agencies being honest and forthcoming to keep us safe.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Hope you like prison once it's federally mandated.

Covid prison sounds rad. About 70% of blacks aren't vaccinated and I'm a mean spades partner. It will also be the only place on Earth that isn't packed with insufferable faggots telling me what type of medical care I need.

 

[soy_king]

Really, I said it gave me anxiety, that's your sticking point? No, they're stupid arguments. Why should i spend 5 hours looking into tinfoil conspiracy theories using false numbers and misrepresented graphs when I can tell that they're false from the outset? What do I gain from this?

You decided to wade into the morass by starting the argument in the first place, the best you can do is be informed on the process. Most of holocaust denial is half truths and hyperbolizations, but I wade through it so I can poke holes in the argument despite my discomfort with the material.

And people like you then start to seethe when someone with a technical skill or higher willpower earns more than you for doing more difficult work.

 

[X Prime]

What did you expect to get as a response, really?

He's grasping. Hulk tries the same thing constantly with Shield Breaker by claiming she is lying about being a black woman whenever he's on the losing side of their arguments, which is 100% of the time.