US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Billy Beer]

Is this the Joe Biden thread, or the covid thread?

We have two threads for sperging on covid. Why not go there instead of shitting up a thread that's in the middle of laughing at Biden causing the biggest international balls-up in 50 years.

Oh wait, that's why.

 

[Titos]

Keep being afraid of the modern FDA. Never enough time for trials huh?

You're right, why would I possibly be doubtful of the intention of people who have admitted to
-planning to bomb US cities to start false wars
-funding sociological experiments to turn art into shit
-trying to create mind control systems
-injected radioactive material into people without telling them just to see what would happen
-injected people with deadly diseases just for research
You are exactly the kind of retard people like Hayek talked about. You believe scientists won't sell your granny's soul to satan for a corn chip worth of public grants.

 

[TaterFarmer]

What the fuck is it with you and your weird projection obsession about Trump, his fatness and people's apparent lust for him? Do you lust for a fat billionaire daddy to fuck you in the ass or something?

Like, you get the talking points from the same NPC bin. "MAGATARD INCEL QTARD BOOMER EVANGELICAL DO YOU LIKE FAT CONMEN AHHAHAHAHA I'M SO ORIGINAL".

Thought I was in the Wuhan flu thread when the first thing I see here is @JimmyNugget being a spastic over the commie AIDS.

I hope the fuck nugget is getting paid to shit up this thread. Seems like they're desparate to scuttle the documentation of Joe and his ho's face plant.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-58311964 Source provided.

So, when they've pulled out a terrorist like this or someone can't pass the background checks, do they just send them back on the next flight back?

 

[Billy Beer]

The news: "A terrorist has blown himself up in Birmingham"

The Brits: "how can you tell?"

 

[soy_king]

Why not? You're a little slimy liberal shill screeching at everyone out of fear, demanding the state punish people because you're probably too chickenshit to leave your house during Covid to help the community by taking supplies to elderly people and people at high risk.

My DD-214 says I am.

None. Tactical gear is a crutch.

I have no idea what that means, but you go on, little liberal shill.

Calling me a coward, from a liberal shit-weasel who's got too much anxiety to read threads, is laughable, not insulting.

You're the type that would flee to Canada to avoid the draft.

Fear? No. Distrust? Yes.

Governments never change.

They continue the lies. They continue committing harm on people until it's no longer advantageous.

I haven't seen any reason to trust this adminstration, since they lie more than Bill Clinton smoking a pussy soaked cigar.

Because you're someone who has never done anything with your life because you get anxiety from reading a message board and probably rarely leaves the house. Your anxiety is probably your only existing medical condition, you've probably never left your home state much less the country, and I doubt you have any risk factors at all aside from being fat and a liberal communist cocksucker.

Oh, it's fake because you don't agree with it?

Now you sound like a conspiracy theorist. "THEY DON'T AGREE WITH ME, AN UNEDUCATED SIMPLETON WITH NO LIFE EXPERIENCE, SO THEY ARE WRONG!"

Helpful hint: Tinfoil can keep out the Conservative satellite rays so they don't steal your liberal juices before you can shoot them into a hobo's ass.

I love how you think that you can shame me with dumb shit like this.

You're the textbook definition of a shitty liberal faggot.

You forgot that he's also an antisemite.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

So, when they've pulled out a terrorist like this or someone can't pass the background checks, do they just send them back on the next flight back?

LOL.

They give him some Chav girls to rape and make him a cop.

 

[Tour of Italy]

#RespectBiden was trending yesterday. I think they're trying to break the spell and give normies a chance to rally around him again. To be fair, about half the posts were people saying the opposite, how Biden is a failure unworthy of respect, etc.

I also think that the man is degenerating to the point where at this point they're trying to shuffle people back onto a train that is just going to derail before too much longer.

 

[SBG]

Seems a bit wrong to carry on about Trump in this thread, but with the vaccine stuff, how did anyone think he’d continue promoting it to his base without regular social media?

If he was still on Twitter I could see him promoting vaccines constantly to help get more Trump vaccines in arms to save lives all thanks to him.

 

[Hackallier]

Holy fuck I lost a few braincells with that Nugget spergout.

To get the thread back on track:

Kamala:

G7 talks:

Ministers dismiss hopes of extending Kabul airlift beyond August 31

Boris Johnson, Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel used a G7 meeting to urge the president to keep the operation going longer, but the entreaties appear to have fallen on deaf ears.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Will Joe cut and run? Boris Johnson prepares to join France and Germany making last-ditch plea to US President to extend evacuation deadline in G7 talks TODAY - but nobody's holding their breath​

• The chances of extension to the August 31 deadline for withdrawing US forces from Kabul look to be receding
• UK, France and Germany expected to make final plea to the US president at virtual G7 talks on the crisis today
• Boris Johnson and Joe Biden discussed the evacuation last night but seemed to make no significant progress

Ministers have dismissed hopes that Joe Biden will extend the August 31 deadline for withdrawing US troops from Afghanistan as the UK, France and Germany prepare to make a last-ditch plea in G7 talks today.

Boris Johnson, Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel are set to push the case for keeping the evacuation operation in place longer with thousands of desperate people still flocking to Kabul airport.

However, Mr Biden is still defying international and domestic pressure to prolong the airlift, even though it means troops might have to start focusing on their own exit plan within 24 hours.

A call with Mr Johnson last night failed to make any progress, while the Taliban has warned of 'consequences' if there is an attempt to cling on.

Defence Secretary Ben Wallace conceded this morning it is 'unlikely' the deadline will be extended, after the RAF extracted another 2,000 people in the past 24 hours.

'I think it is unlikely. Not only because of what the Taliban has said but if you look at the public statements of President Biden I think it is unlikely,' Mr Wallace said.

'It is definitely worth us all trying, and we will.'

With the prospects of maintaining the military action receding, attention is turning to plans after August 31, with suggestions the Taliban could allow civilian evacuation flights to continue.

However, efforts are continuing to get Mr Biden to change his approach, with the US chair of the House Intelligence Committee warning he is 'unlikely' to meet the current timetable for evacuating America citizens and their allies.

Adam Schiff made the grim prediction after an intelligence briefing, saying completing the operation was 'possible' but 'very unlikely given the number of Americans who still need to be evacuated' as well as other people promised protection.

Tory MP Tom Tugendhat – who served as an Army officer in Afghanistan – said all the UK could do was 'ask the Americans if they're willing to stand with us'.

He added: 'If they're not then we can't secure the perimeter and we can't manage air traffic control, so if the Americans decide to go now I'm afraid that is it. But we can ask.'

Mr Tugendhat said he understands Joe Biden has to make 'a very difficult decision', but said many families are struggling to get through the gate and 'a day, maybe two days longer, would help just a few more'.

So the bongs, baguettes and krauts want an extension, while Taliban are giving threats about trying to extend the deadline. This is going well.

 

[Billy Beer]

Holy fuck I lost a few braincells with that Nugget spergout.

To get the thread back on the track:

Kamala:
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G7 talks:

Ministers dismiss hopes of extending Kabul airlift beyond August 31

Boris Johnson, Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel used a G7 meeting to urge the president to keep the operation going longer, but the entreaties appear to have fallen on deaf ears.

www.dailymail.co.uk

So the bongs, baguettes and krauts want an extension, while Taliban are giving threats about trying to extend the deadline. This is going well.

Taliban: America, get the fuck out. Brits you can stay till 9/11 to get your chaps and chapettes out

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

SO many of these assholes have been in government for longer than your car.

Hell, some of these people have been in office longer than you've been alive.

It's one thing that I hate about them. So many of them came into government power in the House and Senate in the 1990's or even earlier and are STILL making policy when they're sitting there shitting in diapers.

We need fucking term limits to keep these faggots from clutching a desk 10 years after they've died.

The fact that Senator Leahy is still in is proof enough. He's been in the Senate since 1974.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Holy fuck I lost a few braincells with that Nugget spergout.

To get the thread back on track:

Kamala:
View attachment 2475389


G7 talks:

Ministers dismiss hopes of extending Kabul airlift beyond August 31

Boris Johnson, Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel used a G7 meeting to urge the president to keep the operation going longer, but the entreaties appear to have fallen on deaf ears.

www.dailymail.co.uk

So the bongs, baguettes and krauts want an extension, while Taliban are giving threats about trying to extend the deadline. This is going well.

I mean, in theory Britain could, we could soon throw the necessary soldiery to replace the americans (we won't need 6,000 to do it) and we do have air traffic controllers and such to cover it all.

It's just trying to organise it while the Americans are running in a blind panic because there's nobody at the helm in the US is just not going to happen. We'll see Transport planes rammed utterly full to the brim all the way to August 31st.

 

[Oats12345]

Holy fuck I lost a few braincells with that Nugget spergout.

To get the thread back on track:

Kamala:
View attachment 2475389


G7 talks:

Ministers dismiss hopes of extending Kabul airlift beyond August 31

Boris Johnson, Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel used a G7 meeting to urge the president to keep the operation going longer, but the entreaties appear to have fallen on deaf ears.

www.dailymail.co.uk

So the bongs, baguettes and krauts want an extension, while Taliban are giving threats about trying to extend the deadline. This is going well.

Sounds like the fun is going to continue. I hope we see Biden sperg out later today.

Also how did you guys manage to let a troll goalposter shit up the thread this much?

Anyways the Rinos are being retarded as hell trying to blame Trump on this. When this whole mess started because Biden throw out Trump's deal for his own just for proganda purposes.


Also is it just me or did Trump feel more normal than Mr. "Return to normalcy"?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Here I was this morning, making my coffee, excited to catch up on what I missed in the thread last night.

All I missed was Jimmy the Brain Dead NPC shitting up the thread. Many such cases. Sad!

Meanwhile, here's something to hype us up for G7 today. Hopefully Dunningham is working on a nice Afghanistan arc!

Spoiler: SPOILER

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Also you totally fear the government

Any person who isn't terrified of an organization with the type of power over them a government has I would argue is literally insane.

Even if you like your government, even if you trust your government, you should be terrified of them.

 

[Sithis]

Any person who isn't terrified of an organization with the type of power over them a government has I would argue is literally insane.

Even if you like your government, even if you trust your government, you should be terrified of them.

It's a sad reality that this became the American model after such a short venture into something new.
This is one of those things that I think of in idealistic terms and pine for even though I know it is infeasible, that we would return to a system where "government" isnt some spooky big brother figure but rather an organic body made up of people that actually wanted to help things rather than simply live their lives as sycophantic career politicians. We have had a few exceptions to the rule that turned out well, JFK being one that comes to mind. But largely we have reached a point where we just vote based on popularity contests and some absurd preconceived notions of "well this person doesn't have any dirt that stands out on a lifespan background check and everyone likes him". And any time we try to get back to that sentimentality for simplicity we end up getting stuck with a Carter figure. Trump was a good middle finger back to the establishment but they've cracked right back down.

 

[Salubrious]

Holy fuck I lost a few braincells with that Nugget spergout.

To get the thread back on track:

Kamala:
View attachment 2475389


G7 talks:

Ministers dismiss hopes of extending Kabul airlift beyond August 31

Boris Johnson, Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel used a G7 meeting to urge the president to keep the operation going longer, but the entreaties appear to have fallen on deaf ears.

www.dailymail.co.uk

So the bongs, baguettes and krauts want an extension, while Taliban are giving threats about trying to extend the deadline. This is going well.

I love how they still talk like the US has any control over this "deadline" anymore.

The Taliban is in full control here and even scarier THEY know it.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

So, what the fuck caused jimmy bootlicker's little spergout?

 

[Oats12345]

So, what the fuck caused jimmy bootlicker's little spergout?

I pretty much skimed all of the comments that involved him

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

So, what the fuck caused jimmy bootlicker's little spergout?

These people sperg over anything.

I honestly don't know how more kiwi's just don't start ignoring people after 3 posts of being a retard.