Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

The key here is my faith in Russell understanding that certain metals have certain values is precisely 0 and I can't help but have a giggle at that.

Just imagining the sheer amount of seethe at seeing someone selling a Kiwi Coin while he has his worthless adult chuck-e-cheese token is funny to me.

"What the frick?! Why should that dingus Josh Moon be able to make money selling coins and I get laughed out of pawn shops?! It's not like those coins are being handed out by a celebrity and Nevada legend. They didn't even come from a totally cool brothel where you can have sex with supermodels! All they have on them is some weird picture of Ben Franklin! Why should Moon get to make money on his coins and I can't? Where are HIS fruits?!"

 

[Papyrus]

A little late here, but how did you find this? You're a post-merge member with zero posts in this thread and zero credibility. For all we know, you made this group yourself.

I think you should explain how you came upon it.

No problem, fren. I've been lurking KF for months. During the Bella saga, I found some info and delurked to share, earning my post-merge bling.

Russ is one of my favorite cows. I found the Meetup by googling the PAC. You can reproduce the search by looking for "asafernevada.org" (in quotes). It's on the second page.

Meetup charges a subscription fee to organizers. While that doesn't totally prove I didn't create it, I'd have to be a complete sped to pay that much real money in exchange for a handful of updoots. Happy to answer any other questions.

 

[Drowningman]

Old Russ has been on a roll giving us major laughs from his filings,the pac collage trip ,his oped which made him look far more creepy and now the pawn shop failure. Whats next to come from this cow.

 

[StinkySnack]

No problem, fren. I've been lurking KF for months. During the Bella saga, I found some info and delurked to share, earning my post-merge bling.

Russ is one of my favorite cows. I found the Meetup by googling the PAC. You can reproduce the search by looking for "asafernevada.org" (in quotes). It's on the second page.

Meetup charges a subscription fee to organizers. While that doesn't totally prove I didn't create it, I'd have to be a complete sped to pay that much real money in exchange for a handful of updoots. Happy to answer any other questions.

Works for me. Congrats on de-lurking, and welcome to the thread!

 

[Bridgeburner]

Old Russ has been on a roll giving us major laughs from his filings,the pac collage trip ,his oped which made him look far more creepy and now the pawn shop failure. Whats next to come from this cow.

I'm kinda hoping Skordas will respond with his own filing or the case will move forward in some way sometime soon. But I have no idea how long does that usually take.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I wouldn't be surprised if they did. Some drooly sped walks in and shows them this coin that immediately, without him really needing to say anything, says: 1. he goes to brothels 2. he's dumb enough to think that they handed this uniquely rare collectable coin to him just because he's special and 3. he's so desperate for cash now that he wants to sell it.

If Hof owned a brothel chain with a unique coin for each brothel, and Russ collected all of them, the collection might be worth something. One shitty coin ain't gonna cut it.

Though, if he's so desperate for cash that he's trying to sell his beloved brothel memento, I'm now wondering: if/when his PAC gets donations, will he be above skimming a bit off the top?

 

[RodgerDodger]

LOL, Russhole's life IS a comedy. He's the only one who seems to not understand this. I'm betting this Hof coin Shit-Lips is trying to hock isn't even made of silver since he hasn't gotten any offers to buy it for its metal value. Probably just bronze with a nickel or silver coating. Of course, Mr. Saggins has no fucking clue what makes a thing valuable or collectable. It's not like it's an 1894 Morgan Silver Dollar or an 1876 Seated Liberty Dollar. It's a hunk of metal that's shaped like a coin that some infamous Nevada pimp gave to him as a souvenir. Ninety-nine percent of people don't give a flying fuck and a rolling donut about Dennis Hof, or prostitution/brothel paraphernalia in general. Especially not modern stuff. Maybe if it was something connected to the old days of Las Vegas or some notorious cat house from the Wild West days of the Nevada Territory, then he might get a few shekels for it. But it isn't even worth the metal it's made out of.

And that's just par for the course for our Mr. Greer. He complains about being laughed out of the Gold & Silver Pawn shop and feeling embarrassed, but no one forced him to go there. No one put a gun to his head and made him try to sell his worthless junk. It was Pipsqueak himself who got it into his head that his shitty little Hof coin MUST be valuable because Hof gave it to him and he looked up to Hof. In Russhole's mine that means everyone else must have looked up to Hof and considered him important as well. It was Shit-Lips' foolish lack of common sense and failure to understand that other people don't think and believe the same things he does that lead to his humiliation at the shop. Thus the cycle of Russhole's life continues on. Ka is like a wheel.

It's the prostitution version of a Chucky Cheese Video Game Token.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So, he seriously thought they were going to buy his crap and he was going to be on TV? And he thought that reality TV isn't completely made up? That's Russ for you.

 

[Kumquat]

If Hof owned a brothel chain with a unique coin for each brothel, and Russ collected all of them, the collection might be worth something. One shitty coin ain't gonna cut it.

Though, if he's so desperate for cash that he's trying to sell his beloved brothel memento, I'm now wondering: if/when his PAC gets donations, will he be above skimming a bit off the top?

Don't even kid yourself. Russ' PAC is going to get exactly zero dollars, because Russ doesn't even know what a PAC is or what you do with one.

His PAC is just more of him slobbering into the void about how much he likes to fuck hookers.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Hello,
I am your
A L L P A P E
(and I love you)

 

[DumbDude42]

will he ever realize that his brothel coin is literally worthless because hof probably handed them out like candy to every customer of his who would take them? or will he continue trying to peddle it to every pawn store in nevada?

 

[The Un-Clit]

It's been two months since he went to that pawn shop, and he has just now decided to leave this hilarious review.

He seethed and foamed at the mouth for two months before his narcissistic injury was nursed enough to leave a negative review.

Two. Months.

Hey....I wonder if this was the big setback that caused him to re-focus his rage on Null and add the new filing to his brief?

Crushing his dream of being on Pawn Stars with some crap Dennis Hof gave out by the thousands, and LAUGHING at him since he was probably the 3rd person that day (perhaps in a row) trying it?

LOL I am almost certain of it.

 

[DarkAlien]

If Hof owned a brothel chain with a unique coin for each brothel, and Russ collected all of them, the collection might be worth something. One shitty coin ain't gonna cut it.

Though, if he's so desperate for cash that he's trying to sell his beloved brothel memento, I'm now wondering: if/when his PAC gets donations, will he be above skimming a bit off the top?

He's probably realizing he won't fundraise enough and is seeking to self fund. Is that even allowed?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

will he ever realize that his brothel coin is literally worthless because hof probably handed them out like candy to every customer of his who would take them? or will he continue trying to peddle it to every pawn store in nevada?

But this one was special and would be priceless once he legalized brothels and turned Taylor Swift into an enslaved whore. It would be THE whorehouse coin that great Russell Greer got back in the dark days when gimpfaced retards were discriminated by the state controlling their penis.

 

[Bridgeburner]

So, he seriously thought they were going to buy his crap and he was going to be on TV? And he thought that reality TV isn't completely made up? That's Russ for you.

No, he never said he wanted to be on the show, he just wanted to sell his crap for hundreds of dollars (I assume).

 

[StinkySnack]

No, he never said he wanted to be on the show, he just wanted to sell his crap for hundreds of dollars (I assume).

I’d say it’s safe to assume he wanted to be on the show. Don’t see any other reason for him to pick that specific shop, and he’s dumb enough to believe that they’re filming the show 24/7.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

No, he never said he wanted to be on the show

He did

 

[Clovis]

But this one was special and would be priceless once he legalized brothels and turned Taylor Swift into an enslaved whore. It would be THE whorehouse coin that great Russell Greer got back in the dark days when gimpfaced retards were discriminated by the state controlling their penis.

Go on then, Russ. I'll invest in it as a lolcow artefact on behalf of us Russtorians (Russtafarians? Russketeers?) in this thread. I'll venmo you a dollar. It'll have to be cleaned in a fucking autoclave, though. I imagine it's covered in drool and grease. OK?

 

[Empyrea]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was some snickering, especially if trying to fob off this Hof shit and similar tourist junk is common.

I bet it was common anyway, but the gall on Russell Greer the Smartest Man Ever to think that

a) he was the speshulest and his tat was rare instead of something Hof threw around like candy (as we all laughed about when he first brought this idea up)

b) that, months after the dude's death, he was the only one to get the idea to try and sell them for some quick cash

Because of Hof's whole dying thing, I am sure dozens of desperate sods raced to try and pawn their ever-so-rare-and-definitely-worth-something memorabilia. Due to the confluence of reality tv and trashy folk, I'm sure Pawn Stars in particular has seen it over and over again, enough to recognize Russ's spoils at a glance and promptly laugh him out of the place.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

He really thought he was going to get his "Big Break" after appearing on a TV show to hock his Fuck-E-Cheese token. I bet he was planning on strategically mentioning his PAC on-air to get extra publicity and maybe even convince ol' Chumlee and Big Hoss to take up the cause - those guys definitely have to pay to get laid, Fatty McPatties that they are.

I hope to Godbear he tries suing the pawnshop for emotional damages. Let the milk fucking flow.