Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Druveer]

There is actually this aspect to astrology involving the meanings involving any asteroids known to mankind. Here are some examples from Lindaland:
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And, yes, starseeds are involved in astrology too.
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Some examples of MANY topics you can find about asteroids and stars in relation to astrology
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These are the people who put, "I LOVE SCIENCE" in their twitter/facebook bio.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

The BewitchTheTaliban subreddit has been re-opened to submissions. Unsurprisingly it has been taken over by shitposters, trolls and shitposting trolls: https://old.reddit.com/r/BewitchTheTaliban/

 

[Druveer]

Saw this in a completely unrelated thread on 4chans /tg:

 

[Baloney Face]

Evidently these "pagans" believe in the literal existence of some sort incorporeal being named "Allah", and that the Taliban are some sort of Wizards instead of less tolerant versions of mundanes like their dad.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Evidently these "pagans" believe in the literal existence of some sort incorporeal being named "Allah", and that the Taliban are some sort of Wizards instead of less tolerant versions of mundanes like their dad.

I remember when "Allah is actually a pagan god" was something you used to hear from Chick tracts, and now it seems actual pagans believe it.

 

[Baloney Face]

Every flavor God Almighty (including Yahweh) started out as a "pagan" god. It goes from "our god is the only one we worship" to "ours is the only one". A little reading between the lines in Genesis you can almost see where it happened, somewhere while captive in Egypt.

That said, Muhammad skipped all that stuff and appropriated straight from Christianity as it was in his time.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

At this point the Taliban hexing sub has devolved into people making fun of these brainlets but there are a few gems there.

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"Why do I hear boss music?"

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

"Why do I hear boss music?"
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That will teach them how to not rush Finall Boss without doing propper grinding first.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

That will teach them how to not rush Finall Boss without doing propper grinding first.

Yeah, you gotta defeat the 313 djinn first. Make sure you have a good paladin in your party when you go for al-Iblis.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Yeah, you gotta defeat the 313 djinn first. Make sure you have a good paladin in your party when you go for al-Iblis.

They literally make their raids out of DD casters with consumable healing items. With tactics of spamming DoTs and deebuffs. There is no way, they can clean it up, then.

 

[NoReturn]

Every flavor God Almighty (including Yahweh) started out as a "pagan" god. It goes from "our god is the only one we worship" to "ours is the only one". A little reading between the lines in Genesis you can almost see where it happened, somewhere while captive in Egypt.

That said, Muhammad skipped all that stuff and appropriated straight from Christianity as it was in his time.

Trey the Explainer has a couple of excellent videos that touch on this topic as well. E.g.:

 

[Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?]

In my cringe time (early 20's) i got involved in neo paganism. In the end, the girls just wanted my alcohol for free, same as rides to meetings. A few years after they found out i was not that left wing, pro refugee, anti gun, anti combustion engine become vegan or be submissive to the leader. The things we do to have some irl friends, made me realise i don't need those types anyway. Nothing that Free bird and some alcohol did not solve. 20 years later, i still feel the same, glad i left that cult.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

At this point the Taliban hexing sub has devolved into people making fun of these brainlets but there are a few gems there.

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I think you'll find this one funny @Marshal Mannerheim

Quick question- what happens if they actually manage to "slay" Allah? Do they get to parade around for the rest of time declaring that Islam's fake now because they burned enough sage? I think we're almost definitely going to see a mission accomplished post on there in the near future.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

In my cringe time (early 20's) i got involved in neo paganism. In the end, the girls just wanted my alcohol for free, same as rides to meetings. A few years after they found out i was not that left wing, pro refugee, anti gun, anti combustion engine become vegan or be submissive to the leader. The things we do to have some irl friends, made me realise i don't need those types anyway. Nothing that Free bird and some alcohol did not solve. 20 years later, i still feel the same, glad i left that cult.

Please tell me more about your desperate attempts to make friends and spare no embarrassing details.

 

[Baloney Face]

I think we're almost definitely going to see a mission accomplished post on there in the near future.

Mission accomplished?

Channeling Bush II?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Mission accomplished?

Channeling Bush II?

Well, he certainly has experience with failing to defeat terrorists.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

Quick question- what happens if they actually manage to "slay" Allah? Do they get to parade around for the rest of time declaring that Islam's fake now because they burned enough sage?

A bearded man with a conspicious vest will run up to them and yell in Arabic "Where is your goddess now?" before exploding. TNT crystals beat magic crystals every time when it comes to actually affecting the real world, who knew?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Horror of horrors, a man peeped on a woman. Him being torn apart by his own hunting hounds after being turned into a stag deer is a fitting punishment.

I'm not advocating we spy on people in the bath, but come on, it's not the worst thing in the world. Zeus does three worse things before breakfast each morning.

In the Roman version, it was explicitly an accident. Actaeon isn't punished for being a (creepy) male who peeps on women bathing (like a psycho), he's punished for transgressing upon the domain of the gods.

I think the most mind boggling part is that they say it was some type of self defense. The gods of Rome and Greece were not under threat from a peeping tom, they were capricious bullies for the most part.

Also, if you're a witch, why not hex the Taliban instead of Allah. Logically it must be easier to fuck up a terrorist's day then a deity.

Also, if you manage to kill Allah, I'm pretty sure you'd probably wind up nuking the universe with him. The Abrahamic God isn't just a powerful being, he's created the universe, along with everything in it. He sustains it, and is its sovereign. Even if trying to kill him didn't just draw the attention and wrath of an omnipotent being, killing him seems to be like trying to clean a stain out of your carpet with a Hydrogen Bomb.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Quick question- what happens if they actually manage to "slay" Allah? Do they get to parade around for the rest of time declaring that Islam's fake now because they burned enough sage? I think we're almost definitely going to see a mission accomplished post on there in the near future.

If pagan-chan was smart, she'd know that Allah is mortally afraid of dogs and neither he nor his demons will ever come close to you if there's a dog close by.
It's easy to slay allah. I do it every weekend after a couple of beers.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

If pagan-chan was smart, she'd know that Allah is mortally afraid of dogs and neither he nor his demons will ever come close to you if there's a dog close by.
It's easy to slay allah. I do it every weekend after a couple of beers.

Dogs and beer are a good start. Now we only need to add bacon, and we have the holy trinity of Allah cryptonite.