You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Fall is around the corner, so it will soon be time for cyclists to strap 1000 lumen lights to their heads and wonder why everyone hates them.

Every time I log into the Farms for the last few weeks I've had this strange feeling in the back of my mind, like I'm missing something or there's something I've forgotten to do. I just can't bring to the front of my mind.
 
Fall is around the corner, so it will soon be time for cyclists to strap 1000 lumen lights to their heads and wonder why everyone hates them.
Super-bright lights, horrible blinking lights, or no lights at all.

It's better when they wear dark clothes on some of the tree-lined streets around here. The center of the road is in bright sunlight and the edges are in heavy shade and cyclists(and pedestrians, no sidewalks) just disappear.
 
My Mom is like this. Ditto on the "I told them you'd be at this social function thing you'd rather actually have food poisoning than go to" thing.

I blame my Dad. My wife hates people and I don't have to guess what she's thinking because she always says everything that comes into her mind.

So thing that pisses me off-- when my Dad shit-talks my wife as though she pulls the enraging typical female shit my Mom does. I broke the chain, motherfucker, don't put that evil on me.

"Huh huh, she didn't ever mention this, did she"

"You can't argue with her. Just nod and say yes." THAT'S WHY YOU TWO FIGHT ALL THE TIME IDIOT! COMMUNICATE!

I like my wife a lot, but nobody would call her nice.
I have the exact same attitude as your wife and my spouse knows this where he fails is listening. 90% of our conversations are about him and his problems. Of course this also falls on me for choosing someone so inconsiderate

People who don’t give you personal space. Sometimes it’s not even physical it’s emotional space too. Calling constantly with nothing to say, just heavy breathing on the phone like a goddamn creep or, watching you do meaningless shit.
I think I’m describing a stalker 🤔🤔

however my point stands
 
So there's this Haitian guy who's been coming in every evening lately to drop off shipments. He usually brings in ten large-sized boxes at a time. Each day he uses two full rolls of our packing tape to get everything labeled and secured, instead of I dunno, going to Office Depot and buying it himself. Refuses to let us touch anything or help out. On top of that, he's been going into the coolers nearby and taking bottled water that is meant for the employees. The first time I saw him do it, I didn't say anything because it caught me by surprise. The other day he finished up and left so I thought we were in the clear but then two minutes later comes back in and makes a beeline for the coolers as I'm standing right there. So I tell him, I'm sorry sir, those are for employees only, we are lucky we get anything at all or something of that nature. Just trying to be polite but firm.

Now, it's just a bottle of water, so what's the big deal right? Well, it's about a ten degree difference inside the warehouse vs outside and lately it's been hot and humid as fuck. Also, the company I work for is super greedy so we are really lucky to get anything and I'll bet when the pallet is gone, they won't buy more. But like, who does this? Goes into a place and starts rooting around in areas they shouldn't be and taking things not meant for them? And on top of that, I feel guilty as hell for saying something and denying a person water but he should have never put me into that position to begin with. Is it a cultural thing? Would he go into a gas station and just help himself? Honestly, he could walk into almost any fast food place and they would give him a cup of water for free if he were that desperate. So yeah, I don't know if I'm more pissed off at inconsiderate people or entitled foreigners who have been here long enough to surely know better.

I'm on vacation this week so I have no idea if he'll come back but I'd better not get in trouble over it if he tries to spin it as me being rude or something.
 
So there's this Haitian guy who's been coming in every evening lately to drop off shipments. He usually brings in ten large-sized boxes at a time. Each day he uses two full rolls of our packing tape to get everything labeled and secured, instead of I dunno, going to Office Depot and buying it himself. Refuses to let us touch anything or help out. On top of that, he's been going into the coolers nearby and taking bottled water that is meant for the employees. The first time I saw him do it, I didn't say anything because it caught me by surprise. The other day he finished up and left so I thought we were in the clear but then two minutes later comes back in and makes a beeline for the coolers as I'm standing right there. So I tell him, I'm sorry sir, those are for employees only, we are lucky we get anything at all or something of that nature. Just trying to be polite but firm.

Now, it's just a bottle of water, so what's the big deal right? Well, it's about a ten degree difference inside the warehouse vs outside and lately it's been hot and humid as fuck. Also, the company I work for is super greedy so we are really lucky to get anything and I'll bet when the pallet is gone, they won't buy more. But like, who does this? Goes into a place and starts rooting around in areas they shouldn't be and taking things not meant for them? And on top of that, I feel guilty as hell for saying something and denying a person water but he should have never put me into that position to begin with. Is it a cultural thing? Would he go into a gas station and just help himself? Honestly, he could walk into almost any fast food place and they would give him a cup of water for free if he were that desperate. So yeah, I don't know if I'm more pissed off at inconsiderate people or entitled foreigners who have been here long enough to surely know better.

I'm on vacation this week so I have no idea if he'll come back but I'd better not get in trouble over it if he tries to spin it as me being rude or something.
Water's free in prison. He'll learn that if he continues stealing from random strangers.
 
“Omg this song from 1977 is soooo Gen Z humor.”
“Literally Gen Z humor.”
“Clockwork Orange??… Literally Gen Z humor”
“Ummmm…can this be more Gen Z?”
“Charlie Chaplin???? …..Gen Z humor”

There are parallels and some humor is cyclical but for the love of god you don’t have to comment on everything about how it’s so relatable Gen Z.
 
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People who obsess and make their entire personality around their facial hair.

Beards, moustaches, anything. It's fucking gay and destroys whatever masculine image they are trying to present.

Double it when they give a shit about YOUR facial hair. "OMG you mean you don't moisturize with 100 dollar beard gel and get your shit professionally trimmed every week?" No I don't you fucking metrosexual fuck off.
 
Not being able to say retard anymore IRL. You want me to never say nigger again? Sure. I get threatened to be tranny stomped because I said faggot? Go ahead. But jfc retard is the one word that is really satisfying for me to say and I can't really use it outside of my immediate circle. I was shunned from this one online therapy group for saying "that's retarded" as a response to someone posting an article for the Tesla Bot.
 
“Omg this song from 1977 is soooo Gen Z humor.”
“Literally Gen Z humor.”
“Clockwork Orange??… Literally Gen Z humor”
“Ummmm…can this be more Gen Z?”
“Charlie Chaplin???? …..Gen Z humor”

There are parallels and some humor is cyclical but for the love of god you don’t have to comment on everything about how it’s so relatable Gen Z.
Reminds me of that dumbass fad a few years back where every fictional character it seemed was called a Time Lord and people writing autistic length essays about why.

I might be getting old because I really don’t get zoomer humor
 
People who obsess and make their entire personality around their facial hair.

Beards, moustaches, anything. It's fucking gay and destroys whatever masculine image they are trying to present.

Double it when they give a shit about YOUR facial hair. "OMG you mean you don't moisturize with 100 dollar beard gel and get your shit professionally trimmed every week?" No I don't you fucking metrosexual fuck off.
What made beards seem manly before about 2007 was

a) Few people had them
b) They seemed ruggedly indifferent to appearances

Cleanshaven manlier than a beard at this point
 
My friend really doesn't think before she acts.

We're attending a convention next month. She, her brother and I are sharing a room. No issue there, but she's hosting a couple panels with some online friends. They apparently had a problem with their room and my friend invited them to stay in ours, without even asking if I was alright with it. She told me through text and all I could really respond with was "Okay" without blowing up at her.

"Don't worry they're very sweet :]" Hun that's not the problem. I don't know these people and the room is gonna be cramped as fuck. I love my friend like a sister but she drives me crazy sometimes.
 
My friend really doesn't think before she acts.

We're attending a convention next month. She, her brother and I are sharing a room. No issue there, but she's hosting a couple panels with some online friends. They apparently had a problem with their room and my friend invited them to stay in ours, without even asking if I was alright with it. She told me through text and all I could really respond with was "Okay" without blowing up at her.

"Don't worry they're very sweet :]" Hun that's not the problem. I don't know these people and the room is gonna be cramped as fuck. Ugh.
You should definitely bring it up with her. Just at least let her know where you stand. Not okay to do that kind of shit and if you never address it she'll only take more and more advantage of your goodwill (not that she's trying to antagonize you on purpose or anything but if you never give her a reason to chill out and be considerate, she never will).
 
When customers shove their money in my face or get into line without me calling them. Also, people nagging me. I also fucking hate it when someone tells me shit I already know. A lot of small things irritate me, though as a worker, you just gotta suck it up.
 
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