Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Mister Mint]

This guy I've interacted with, Rob, was a lolcow of the highest fucking order back in his heyday and if it were still 2016 I'd submit him for consideration as a full-fledged lolcow.

Youtube atheist, Magic The Gathering sperglord, possible methhead, probable pedophile, creepy, terminally unemployed, ridiculously argumentative, dumb as rocks, got his kid taken by CPS, high pitched, 5' 4" manlet with permanent TDS. The stuff dreams are made of.

His Internet Presence

His lolcowdom peaked around 2015-2016 and has been mostly wiped off the internet, sadly. He ran an Atheist youtube channel called Beyond Gods that makes any other autistic Skeptube channels look like Christopher Fucking Hitchens. He got "signed" onto a "Youtube Network", SkepticTV (who, at the time of writing almost has 2k subscribers after 7 years. Good job, go get 'em fellas!) and he was pretty proud of that. Rob's channel had a whole 80 subscribers at this time so, suffice to say, he was hot shit and he knew it. People tuning into his livestreams would get to see Rob, a disheveled little man in his mid-forties, talking into a camera that's so hazy with filth it looks like the camera itself was forged out of forehead grease and zit pus.



Sadly, his downfall began when he made a typically thoughtful video called "Gay For Jesus" in which he put on red lipstick, mascara, a blonde whore wig, made his voice higher somehow, and affected it with a faggy lisp and started looking into the camera telling everybody how much he loves Christ, wanted to suck Jesus's cock, and about his desire to get pounded in the asshole by His hard ramrod.

His peers on SkepticTV maybe weren't the most talented atheist youtubers in the game, but they still felt that a guy dressing in shitty drag and making a video that boils down to "everyone that believes in Jesus is a fag. That's the joke." is possibly bringing their overall quality down. Several of his peers made videos on the subject and Rob eventually took down the video despite not actually wanting to or even understanding to this day why this video was disliked. However, even without this video his days were numbered as almost any collaboration with other Skeptics always went as follows:

Skeptic: Brings up a point.
Rob: Makes a retardedly obvious or juvenile point about it.
Skeptic: points out that Rob's take is objectively fucking stupid
Rob: gets submissively defensive
repeat

Rob was quickly dropped from SkepticTV. Although his shitty show limped along without them, Rob never got his enthusiasm for it back and, eventually, abandoned it. He later started a shitty PS4 streaming channel where he mostly played Friday The 13th:The Game but after that was a dismal failure he also wiped that.

He's now on twitter still screaming into the void about Trump and announcing to the world the deeply embarrassing dating sites he's joined.



Rob In Real Life

Rob was an avid Magic The Gathering player. He loved playing at local comic stores with people half his age, playing against opponents largely aged 9-19. Unfortunately this posed some problems for Rob. First, he was horrible at MtG. Second, he didn't mix well with others. Thanks to these problems he ended up getting kicked out of every comic shop in his town. The first, for being too argumentative and yelling "I GOT FUCKING MANA SCREWED, I GOT FUCKING MANA SCREWED, FUCK YOU!!" at a literal 11-year-old that beat him. He then endlessly argued with the owner of the store to prove he isn't argumentative for the next four days. Another, for showing a picture of "a penis" to a 13-year-old (the identity of the person who belonged to the penis is unknown, it may or may not have been Rob's own), and at another store he decided to kind of combine the two together and yelled "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SUCK MY DICK!" several times to a 12-year-old he was losing a round of Magic against.

But comic shops aren't the only hotbeds of autism Rob gets himself kicked out of. Stories got back to me from the local Bernie for President campaign HQ that Rob was volunteering there, only to get shitcanned for being found watching porn on his phone in a dark, empty room in the campaign office. He then took it out on Bernie personally, apparently, and volunteered for the local Hillary for Pres office instead where they tolerate and respect people like him.

Rob has been out of my field of view for years now but, to my knowledge, was unemployed as long as I knew him and subsisted entirely on government cheese and a subsidized ramshackle apartment with no desire to substantially better himself in any way, even if it meant getting his daughter who was taken away from him by CPS back.

He'll always be lolcow greatness that slipped through my fingers because I didn't bring him here in his golden years. But Rob could still have the same fate as other public masturbators and even, ironically, Jesus Christ himself - a second coming.

 

[wtfisallthis]

The witch craft community is filled with Lolcow material. Crazy bitches.

 

[TransylvanianPZ]

There is this page I found on instagram called @afun.offical that is like this Black Nazi type thing. They have their own we wuz kangz version of aryans called "zamints" and they use star wars symbols and music for their kang nationalism.

 

[gikoneko]

I used to go to a tech school for computer stuff and I had these hilarious classmates. They were so easy to milk it's crazy. They were all atheist, nihilists, unwashed, and retarded. They would foam at the mouth at the mere mention of Christianity (and only Christianity) They also, depsite saying that they were purely logic and felt no emotion, would get super angry over dumb shit that was obvious trolling. I wish I was still in contact with them or knew of an online presence because they were pure gold.

 

[SomeDingus]

Knew a kid from the Special Ed class in Highschool. Him and his twin brother were always super fun to hang around because of their random outbursts regarding various topics, such as Smash Ultimate not being rated T for teen. He has a YouTube Channel with some gold on it. He should be 21 now IIRC. He’s honestly a pretty sweet kid as long as you don’t mention Peppa Pig or some other nebulous trigger.

 

[FrogMann]

Got a personal favourite I like checking in in every now and then. Jewish social justice retard who claims being “omnisexual” (bisexual but if you want to be a snowflake about it) and is basically just a genderspecial cis woman who wants so badly to be trans for the oppression points it gives her on the internet. You would think being jewish would be enough but apparently not. Don't mind the following status lads just a burner twitter so I get access to the juicy private twitter content as well.

link to her 'carrd' aka a shitty attempt at promotion (archive) - I highly recommend looking through the art pages here, its pretty incredibly shit for a 20 year old

e/em/eirs jesus fucking christ

Some highlights of threads as well for your enjoyment (x) (x)

also some bonus content of their shitty furry art enjoy

Spoiler: Furry Within

I know there's not too much in this post but most of the shit on her page is just retarded minecraft youtuber bullshit I like to laugh at, thought I'd bring over some more universally funny as shit things to share, enjoy

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

"Special Agent DustyPoncho" is some leftist ween who joined the forum after the CWC merge, tried to troll for a couple of days, and left after being mildly doxxed almost immediately. His username on Kiwifarms is the same name elsewhere. He isn't worth a thread, just a short post. (I also haven't seen him come back since people started posting links to his external accounts on his profile.) This is a good lesson in cyber security basics. Don't go on Kiwifarms with the same username you use everywhere. Google will link it all back to you.

According to Reddit he is a "Discord Celebrity." I don't know what Discord channels he's actually in, but I'm sure they can be found. According to this publicly available pastebin, his Discord ID is @Special Agent Dusty Poncho#2886 ... I'm curious if anyone has seen him in their groups or heard of him, he seems like a delusional activist.

He likes saying "Post proof" and "___ isn't real". He's annoying enough that Redditors have complained about him

r/GhostofDos - Known discord celebrity Special Agent Dusty Poncho LASHES OUT at innocent schizophrenic friend of ours.

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He is a smug socialist tranny, according to a Redditor.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/hfrsu2/hai_guise/

Hai guise! : Drama

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He made some weak attempts to shit up and derail Chris-Chan threads after his arrest, presumably to get clout in a Discord group. Most of his posts sound like an AI bot, or just very unskilled trolling. (He made his KF profile private, but they show under search by username.)

Spoiler: Kiwifarms ween posts

He attempted to troll A&H, demands forced vaccination and has TDS.

Spoiler: More sperging on KF

Before he made his profile private, people were dumping the links to his other publicly available accounts. (Again: Don't join KF with the same name you used elsewhere)
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046631477 - https://steamid.io/lookup/76561198046631477
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/sting_auer/popular-tracks
DOTA account thing: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/86365749
YouTube account (no videos): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Ojuj1lza_pyxKMSJxQZ0g

He has a Steam group with a Discord link, but the link is expired.
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TheMothHatGang

A handful of interesting comments can be found online under his name.
Someone is an edgy boy.

Spoiler: Video

Spoiler: Video

Does not embed sorry

https://www.awinsider.com/watch?id=YXdWaWRZWGRXYVdSRlltMXFYek5aTnpWaVkyRjNWbWxr

Nerd got his hecking Moderna like a true wizard

He's been thinking about guns.

That's all. He might be a Discord lolcow, but I'm not going to dig into it. Just figured I'd share since he was run off of the site really quickly after he failed to ween.

 

[Catloaf]

I have a very juicy personal lolcow who I’d unironically call “CWC lite”. He’s 32 years old NEET on tugboat (unemployment) for years maybe even a decade. He’s a sperg like Chris, but unlike Chris, he’s a middle school dropout. I've asked him once why doesn't he actually try looking for a job or trying to get a high school equivalent training to get a degree, he blamed the system. He still lives with his mom (we’ll get to her a bit later). Since he lives with his mommy, he pays a part of the rent, and the rest of his tugboat goes into consoomer Nintendo collectables. What I mean by collectables is old Nintendo cartridges, not for sale promo stuff, on top of the newer video games that get released. He can very well have several versions of the same game. He’d pay hundreds of dollars and get in debt just to buy his stuff even if it meant to buy stuff from overseas (like Japan ...etc). He has a mountain of Amiibos, most of which are doubles of what he already has. He has opened and unopened versions of them. This guy has 10+ 3DS consoles and he’s very proud of it. Currently 3 Switch consoles. Moreover, he stores an unopened drink just because it is FFVII themed or unopened Mario themed cereal box because it has an amiibo NFC chip. This guy would actually go on debt for all this stuff. On top of that, he’s friends with workers and managers of his local gaming stores. He’d call them to ask them to keep him some posters and sometimes promotional stands. It’s endless really.


Since he lives with his mom in a small apartment, he has nowhere to store all this shit. His mom is also a hoarder like Barb. She’s a deathfat who can’t even walk to go to her room. Her life is all about playing WoW, eating, and sleeping. She’s an unironic sugar addict who spergs out when not given sugar. She’s barely made the effort to even lose weight, and when she does, she gains it back. Both live in a codependent environment. Both rarely shower. Neither of them has plans to live in a better home. The mom doesn’t at all have a property under her name and they have been living on rental for decades. They don’t even have a car despite living in a rural area. And sadly, they also have cats that they keep unvaccinated and locked inside all the time.

Why I call him “CWC lite” is, because unlike Chris, he had a GF for a few years, and she obviously dumped him and he doesn’t expose himself online. But in all, He’s very much like Chris. He’s in fandoms of Nintendo games, Sonic, FF … etc. On top of that he’s a huge weeb in every way possible which also includes J-music (he spends his day watching Anime). He’s a Dragon Ball and Pokemon sperg (Thank fuck he didn’t make Gokuchu), so yes, he has a huge shelf of Dragon Ball manga. Writing all this is just making me think …. What the fuck. Tell me if you want more

 

[Zhoban]

This fucking pedophile from Pulaski, TN named Justin Wilbanks.

The guy's a school teacher who can't nail down a job for over a year. See that fresh tattoo that looks like it's ready to bleed out sooner than the jailbait in the picture? Yeah, that's the girl's birthday, just missing the "2002". This 40-year-old man announced he was kicking boots with a student within a week of her turning 18 last year. I'm sure the parents and Hampshire Unit School were ecstatic. Oh, but him plowing students is okay, because he says he's not racist, but he doesn't like girls over 21 - or fatties. So, she's already halfway out the door.

 

[yasscat]

I have a very juicy personal lolcow who I’d unironically call “CWC lite”. He’s 32 years old NEET on tugboat (unemployment) for years maybe even a decade. He’s a sperg like Chris, but unlike Chris, he’s a middle school dropout. I've asked him once why doesn't he actually try looking for a job or trying to get a high school equivalent training to get a degree, he blamed the system. He still lives with his mom (we’ll get to her a bit later). Since he lives with his mommy, he pays a part of the rent, and the rest of his tugboat goes into consoomer Nintendo collectables. What I mean by collectables is old Nintendo cartridges, not for sale promo stuff, on top of the newer video games that get released. He can very well have several versions of the same game. He’d pay hundreds of dollars and get in debt just to buy his stuff even if it meant to buy stuff from overseas (like Japan ...etc). He has a mountain of Amiibos, most of which are doubles of what he already has. He has opened and unopened versions of them. This guy has 10+ 3DS consoles and he’s very proud of it. Currently 3 Switch consoles. Moreover, he stores an unopened drink just because it is FFVII themed or unopened Mario themed cereal box because it has an amiibo NFC chip. This guy would actually go on debt for all this stuff. On top of that, he’s friends with workers and managers of his local gaming stores. He’d call them to ask them to keep him some posters and sometimes promotional stands. It’s endless really.


Since he lives with his mom in a small apartment, he has nowhere to store all this shit. His mom is also a hoarder like Barb. She’s a deathfat who can’t even walk to go to her room. Her life is all about playing WoW, eating, and sleeping. She’s an unironic sugar addict who spergs out when not given sugar. She’s barely made the effort to even lose weight, and when she does, she gains it back. Both live in a codependent environment. Both rarely shower. Neither of them has plans to live in a better home. The mom doesn’t at all have a property under her name and they have been living on rental for decades. They don’t even have a car despite living in a rural area. And sadly, they also have cats that they keep unvaccinated and locked inside all the time.

Why I call him “CWC lite” is, because unlike Chris, he had a GF for a few years, and she obviously dumped him and he doesn’t expose himself online. But in all, He’s very much like Chris. He’s in fandoms of Nintendo games, Sonic, FF … etc. On top of that he’s a huge weeb in every way possible which also includes J-music (he spends his day watching Anime). He’s a Dragon Ball and Pokemon sperg (Thank fuck he didn’t make Gokuchu), so yes, he has a huge shelf of Dragon Ball manga. Writing all this is just making me think …. What the fuck. Tell me if you want more

m o a r

 

[Torque Wheeler]

This lady is pretty great. She blew up in subscribers a few years ago and starting feeding into the other weirdos who watch her stuff:

For some reason I still have her on notifications

 

[Catloaf]

Pt1 of CWC lite

Here is some more of CWC lite as I’ll call him from now on:

CWC lite since he’s a sperg (officially diagnosed btw), he’s super picky about food. He wouldn’t eat anything but pasta with canned tomato sauce, bread with ham (no sauce or butter… DRY) and butter cookies. No dairy of any sort (lactose intolerant despite being white), No veggies and no fruits. No drinks but water and that is ONLY normal room temperature water. If he were to eat a steak, it has to be WELL DONE. His mom would consume his leftovers if he doesn’t like any. His deathfat mom would eat TV dinners, boxed salads …etc., basically the premade stuff. Whenever he’s prompted to make her something, he’d cook frozen beef patties in the microwave. They are not precooked.

In terms of personal hygiene, well, this guy doesn’t really shower regularly. Maybe once every 2 weeks? He only has like 3 shirts that he wears since years and one pair of pants. His wardrobe is full of his consoomer shit, no place for his clothes. No trips to the barber’s. When asked, he’d say “It’s expensive to go to the barber’s and I see no point of buying new clothes when they won’t even last”. They used to throw their used to tissues on the floor before the domestic help server (state-provided help since our deathfat is registered as disabled) told them to get a trash can for their used tissues.

Our friend doesn’t take social cues very well sadly either. Once he was told that someone didn’t know Dragonball and neither they care about it, He sperged and screeched so hard at them for being rude and that he should know because it’s “general knowledge”. Or the other time he got called a soyboy as a joke for something he sent. He sperged and screeched until no end because “they were wude and thas bullying ((((“. When told about money and his collection he’d say “dun be judgmental ((“. Once he lectured about how bad it is to be mean on the internet even as a joke and “cyberbullying bad” and anyone who does should be banned, not knowing how the internet actually works outside his bubble.

Speaking of bullying, this guy was bullied hard. He didn’t have friends at school and developed a phobia. His mom wouldn’t even do shit about it. “We are poor and can’t afford to move to a private school”, but I’m pretty sure that this isn’t an excuse as making a complaint can help remove him from school ...etc. But no, single parent household with divorced mom. No one gives a shit, mom too busy with her cult. Despite all this, he’s never learned anything about life and from the bullying. This guy’s obsession with Dragon ball started in kindergarten … until now at 32.

To add another thing to his obsessions, as I mentioned before, he likes J-music. He has a very weird obsession with a J-Rock singer. He’d spend hours and sometimes days to record and upload videos of his stuff. He’d even spend his tugboat money on his merch. He went as far as buying a $250 mono function scanner to scan high quality stuff of this singer. He’s very obsessed with him yet he says that he’s not gay hmmm….

That's not all .... sadly . But I'll be happy to add more if asked.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Whenever he’s prompted to make her something, he’d cook frozen beef patties in the microwave. They are not precooked.

Gourmet shit right there, gonna call Gordon Ramsay to tell him we found his replacement.

 

[AUTOEXEC2.BAT]

One lolcow I enjoy very much is FailRace.

On the surface, he's a mediocre car game oriented youtuber. He's absolutely shit at games, has the awareness of a donkey if even that.
His community is full of autistic trannies (more on this later) and tranny chasers. You know the type, late teens, early 20s, living with their parents and driving shitboxes thinking they're Takumi. One such example is Raregliscor (if the name didn't signal turboautism) who drives a T230 celica. No, not a proper celica with rallying pedigree, the front wheel drive last generation one they pooped out with an absolutely gutless engine. They're a danger on the roads. Did I mention he likes anime?

All of the people in the community are the nerdy, autistic tranny types, it's one big fucking echo chamber of circle jerking about unobtainium cars and other retarded things.
Honestly it has a charm to it, autistic manchildren LARPing as girls online, while driving little hatchbacks and other gutless shitboxes thinking they're racing drivers. Enabling them is the funniest shit, you get to pat them on the back: "Go on little Timmy, your Renault Clio is definitely a racing car! Vroom vroom!" and they're completely oblivious that what you're saying is condescending, almost as if you're a parent talking to their child.
Their names are hilarious too, some of them have stripper names like Savannah, others have names like Amelia. That's quite the change from Stephen and Andrew. These troons of course don't understand what makes a woman a woman (e.g. not having a penis among other things), so in their twisted mind they pick names that are either extremely feminine or straight up back alley strip club.

That's not everything though. Alex (Mr FailRace himself) had a girlfriend. And, she's not a troon. They used to look like a normal couple:

Spoiler: Picture

However, she decided to cuck him with a tranny (archive) because Alex was probably incompetent in bed or didn't give her enough woke points.
Regardless of the reason, the outcome after a year or so is spectacular, she has gone from a normal looking girl to something even the worst Tumblr SJW's would be scared of.

Spoiler: After a year of troonery

I could write on and on about the things happening in the FailRace community. It's almost worth a thread if there's enough interest. I'm only scratching the surface here.

 

[NerdShamer]

@Cateloaf we could enjoy a round of J-Pop karaoke. It's better than watching this guy making a drawing that says he's angry and talking about why he's angry.

Why is he angry? Mostly because someone edited a pic that he made.

And being called a manchild over this.

 

[雑音🐈]

do native japanese cows exist? or is japan just too good at shutting them away from society?

 

[thejackal]

Meet "Jaiden Grayson" aka one of the "leaders of CHOP" last summer in Seattle. She's a 28 year old from Olympia Washington, a fledgling calf and a personal favorite of mine. "Educated" at Evergreen College and raised by white parents she simultaneously begs for "reparations" and goes on highly black infected tone and vernacular IG rants while being the most basic white bitch imaginable other days. She's clearly bipolar and sadly she has a kid that has no involvement with his father and an on and off when it's convenient for social media relationship with his mom. Sometimes she dresses him up in girls clothes for woke points on IG. Other days she's reading Malcom X and spouting "niggas ___ and niggas this" like she's some hood rat.

Here's her youtube channel, which gives a good introduction to the crazy. I especially recommend this video in which she rants to Oprah and Ellen and others while driving stoned out of her gourd.

Here's a small taste of her complete inability to function in society while living large on the grifting that allows her to afford her car, beauty treatments etc. This was her IG this morning. You can see the empty child seat in the back, I believe that he stays with her parents most of the time, the same parents that took her in as a child when (sadly) her mom was unable to care for her. Crazy begets crazy. You can see the white arms of her adoptive parents (I believe they were maybe friends of her extended family growing up, still researching this) in the photo I linked at the end of the post.

Bitch's lips so full of filler they look they about to pop. And she has the perfectly aligned white teeth of a middle class white girl. Ain't nothing partiuclarly black or hood about her but yet there she was front and center at CHOP for her ancestors. She also has spoonie tendendies. She claims the band aid is needed to cover a cut she got falling out of a chair trying to help her child from falling the other night. And just last week she was hospitalized with "PMDD":



You can see she also fancies herself a model and a deep thinker in addition to a PMDD spoonie and a part time IG mom.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I used to know someone who was an exclusive furry (as in he had no interest whatsoever in sex with humans and was openly repulsed by the idea) but was obsessed with "porn" of cartoon animals, dinosaurs, dragons, xenomorphs from the Alien movies, etc. and it wasn't good enough if the furry characters were bipedal anthropomorphs; that was "too close to humans." He was only attracted to quadrupeds, whether they be cartoons or real wild animals. Fortunately, he was much too slow to catch one in real life, and will most likely die a virgin. It's too bad he had no interest in social media because he'd make a hell of a cow.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I knew this """friend""" since highschool who was never actively bullied, but was often pitied and laughed at, but mostly ignored. Somewhat known as a quiet "class clown." He had no friends and whenever anyone approached him or tried to make friends with him, his attempts at friendship lasted nothing at all. He talked a lot about old obscure videogames which often got him weird looks, but didn't really have any hobbies other than gaming and hardly any real life skills. He told me his parents were overprotective to the point of rarely, if ever, letting him go outside on his own
While i never really went to visit him (his parents didn't want him to bring friends over either), it really sounds like besides small house chores, they did pretty much everything for him. It became sort of a trope to ask him in an ironic manner "what are you gonna do when you get home? Play more videogames?", he either silently nodded with a forced smile or just went "yeah". He was also driven to school every day, and while his parents weren't rich at all, since they had a pretty good car, other kids used it as more fuel to make fun of him as a "spoiled daddy's money rich kid", which he visibly hated.
His routine of sitting on his room playing videogames remained unchanged for years, even after graduation. Last time i checked on him, he was a redditor and he also became a lefty and started blaming capitalism as the reason why he's such a failure, despite having never worked a day in his life and with his parents probably still buying him shit. It's sad.

Honestly if he were more interesting i would make a thread on him, no regrets. Without the backstory though he's basically your average /r/LateStageCapitalism user.

 

[Trees]

I knew this person in college whose voice I can hear in my head to this day, "I'm a non-binary transman, aro, ace, pansexual, poly, disabled, and Native American."

Being around them was such a mind fuck. I knew them under terms where questioning any of this would have been unprofessional and not worth it... but so many of those things directly contradict each other. How does a trans man identify outside the gender binary? How does an asexual experience sexual attraction to all genders? Why would someone who is aromantic want several romantic relationships at once? HOW DOES A NATIVE AMERICAN HAVE WHITE SKIN AND BLONDE HAIR?

Their disability was self-diagnosed autism (kek).

So, about misgendering.

This person used he/they pronouns, which... okay, I think I'm pretty soft when it comes to this in farming terms. I don't care. You can be ~whatever you want~ but the thing is, if you want to present to the world as a man, you have to... present... to the world... as a man.

All of this to say this person was pissed off on the regular because someone referred to them as she/her. And it was very obvious why - they're not shit lords, Zim, you're wearing a dress and makeup and you're literally painting your nails right now. Of course, someone is going to wonder what you're doing in the men's bathroom, you look more feminine than most of the women here what the fuck.

One exception was when they were on campus with their dad, who was a mega shit-lord, and got mega pissed at their friend who did not misgender them in front of their dad due to their lack of mind-reading capabilities. Told their friend that it was her fault their dad was going to kick them out of the house (he didn't).

Zim actually lived at their parents' house with both their boyfriends, who moved to our state from Texas after the 2016 election out of fear for their safety. My understanding is that they moved in with about a day's notice because those dudes packed the car when the election was called and bounced outta there.

So to recap, Zim is closeted to their conservative parents and living undercover at their (v. upper class) house with two boyfriends.

Then they went on T.

This was a DIY moment situation type deal, and it was pretty effective. Zim got a frog voice and facial hair and still insisted they couldn't come out to their parents because the consequences would be grave.

Pretty often they mentioned being abused and assaulted in an "I don't want to talk about it" kind of way so I don't really know what was going on in their house but it was fucking weird and I don't want to know.

Zim wore bondage gear on campus, fucked off to a corner to read BDSM books sometimes, and flexed how kinky they were like anyone gave a shit.

Never stopped presenting super feminine but started wearing a string around their neck with a little sign that could be flipped between 'he/him' and 'they/them'.

Bragged to me once about how many pictures of cocks they have on their phone.

And this point my thoughts are, "This sounds like cisgender heterosexuality with extra steps."

Was VERY UPSET that the campus Native American association did not give them the validation they wanted. Don't know what went on there but the savage Natives were shit-lords.

Got into a yelling match once with a gay black man over who was more oppressed by society.

Zim's major was Theological studies.

They were an atheist.