Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[Minecraft Axolotl]

I don't mean the actual thread, I'm talk about the subforum. I.E. How you'd see on the homepage a list of popular lolcows, I'm confused as to why she's listed there considering all of the sick things she's done. I enjoy laughing at tards, making fun of them as much as the next person, doing what she did though? That's too extreme. There's a difference to laughing at lolcows and being a straight up criminal. Make fun of me for having some morals if it entertains you, but ILJ is nothing to praise or be proud of.

Double reply but
Who the fuck is praising her
No one here likes the fact she abused tiny defenseless animals or potentially had a hand into pushing someone to suicide
But knowing she'll get away with it in the eyes of the law and the state considering how public and wide spread this information of her is I only think its right to push it to the front of the boards so we can at least document and bully her about it out of social unacceptence

 

[DiscoRodeo]

By definition, she is a horror & lolcow.

Why does she have a forum?

We had a thread with 1000+ pages, numerous tangents, reoccurring characters, different kinds of speculation, links to other lolcows, etc.

Overall, theres enough people involved in this saga to not only warrant its own subforum, but to necessitate it because otherwise it would be near impossible to follow everything in just a single thread. You've got people interested in the glowie shit, people pissed off at her "cult" members on campus, people here for the illegal things and animal torture, people more interested in the CwC links, people annoyed at youtuber's and GiBi's coverage, people into the watchmen, praetor, and Espeon, etc. There's too much for one thread alone, to be frank.

If your concern is "she's getting a lot of attention, isn't that what she wanted". Well, be careful what you wish for. This has turned into more of a monkey's paw situation, and from the start:

She wanted to remain anonymous,
She didn't want any of this tied to her irl
She likely didn't want people digging up the rest of her skeletons in the closet
This has brought her notoriety to the point that her college is investigating her.

Even if, at some level she wishes for attention and can't differentiate negative attention from positive attention, she is getting negative attention primarily and will be subject to the results of said negative attention. If she doesn't recognize how badly that will impact her irl, power to her I guess, but a few years from now when she can only get a job with her father's connections or has effectively tanked any career outside of him due to a general background search being a thing, thats the price she paid to be associated as "one of the vilest, most conceited, and dumbest of CwC's trolls". Personally, I don't think that title is worth much.

 

[A big guy (for you)]

A shame that she will never face any consequences for all this. Get a job working for her dad, or a government job coercing retards into committing crimes so they can be arrested. After all the hard work you guys have done it's the fucking zoo sadists all over again.
You're good people, and I really hope you get some appreciation for this

 

[Distant Ranger]

Very Nice thread. May the lord bestow upon you with clean toenails for many years to come!

 

[Spooky Bones]

Glad to have all those mentioned around when this was going down live.

So the glowies can get us lol thanks Hiram.

As for Bella wanting the attention of this thread, maybe originally. But I'd like to highlight some differences in how she behaved. Initially, the dox was incomplete and we believed "Kelly Osborn" to be her name. She came here to soak in attention and to fuck with us (a big mistake as it encouraged people to look into her further.) But once her proper dox and particularly her dad's info came out, she changed her lane big time and became manipulative but calm, plaintive even, first trying to convince people that her dox was wrong and the real ILJ (an innocent party) was suicidal over it, and, once that didn't work, she began to try to make us pity her and at the very least remove dad's dox. When that in turn didn't work either, she began posting barely-coherent, amphetamine-addled screeds across the Internet. I don't think she wants this kind of attention at all.

As for armchair psychologizing, I agree that she is probably not borderline, now that we know more about her. Borderline PD is a somewhat problematic diagnosis as it is overapplied to problematic female patients and the diagnosis itself to some degree is gendered. It's application certainly is. There's a contingent that wants to label every fucked up woman as having BPD. Of course this is nonsense, but it's partly because of how the criteria are constructed in the first place. Anyway Bella doesn't really fit the chronic instability of someone with BPD. She's just supremely fucked up with antisocial and narcissistic characteristics. Of course, there is a "personality disorder not otherwise specified" category that is useful in some of these cases.

 

[Angry Canadian]

I don't mean the actual thread, I'm talk about the subforum. I.E. How you'd see on the homepage a list of popular lolcows, I'm confused as to why she's listed there considering all of the sick things she's done. I enjoy laughing at tards, making fun of them as much as the next person, doing what she did though? That's too extreme. There's a difference to laughing at lolcows and being a straight up criminal. Make fun of me for having some morals if it entertains you, but ILJ is nothing to praise or be proud of.

I may be a rootin' tootin' newfag but I think you'd be hard pressed to find anything praiseworthy about most of the cows archived on this site. Go read the Earl Hypernova thread (my personal favourite cow) and find anything at all to praise or be proud of; spoiler, you can't and won't find anything, he's a pile of human shit.
I think you're missing the point. I don't think a lot of the threads and cows here are archived here because they're quirky, but harmless, internet funguys. Isabella is a dumpster fire of a human being and she's a fascinating glimpse into the darkest parts, and the most incompetent parts of humanity. That's why. Plus the original thread turned into a dumpster fire and amassed 20,000 posts in 72 hours... so there's also that.
No one should make fun of you for having morals, but maybe you need to be made fun of for being gay.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Excellent work. Two notes:

• Broken link to 2446308-f1854cdae2e252d0f7fe0386e89f43cb-png.2469229
• You should probably change "he is himself colored" to "he is himself a person of color." I'd hate to see the Twitteroids dismiss the whole thing by screeching about horrible racist KF trolls who are racist.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I don't mean the actual thread, I'm talk about the subforum. I.E. How you'd see on the homepage a list of popular lolcows, I'm confused as to why she's listed there considering all of the sick things she's done. I enjoy laughing at tards, making fun of them as much as the next person, doing what she did though? That's too extreme. There's a difference to laughing at lolcows and being a straight up criminal. Make fun of me for having some morals if it entertains you, but ILJ is nothing to praise or be proud of.

I agree with torturing her and laughing at her, simping over her though and classing her as a troll or lolcow favorite? Nope. She's the next AIDS pandemic waiting to happen.

What the hell is this nonsense you're going on about "praising her" and "classing her as a troll"?

The entire reason she has a board to her own is due to the massive controversy involving Chris raping his own mother. Bella played an important part in that drama by throwing several of her friends under the bus as soon as one of them had leaked the conversations. Having done that, it became much easier to leak embarrassing, even outright degenerate shit involving her.

All of the degenerate shit is besides the point of the board. Bella is now officially a huge figure in Christory, and finding her involvement, along with the involvement of people that may have been involved in her two "chess clubs", in it has become top priority.

 

[StarDog]

ILJ is no hero, she's a disgusting, toxic bitch who needs to be either killed or locked up with the criminally insane. Anyone who simps over her is a tard.

nigga how the fuck you click on this thread and think we’re simping over or praising ILJ? How do you think that what we do on the farm has any effect on whatever the fuck this bitch does? Has anything stopped her before? You’re overestimating the influence of autists on the internet.

 

[drain]

One thing I don't get at all is the fact no one in her family seemed to notice her extreme lack of hygiene? I read that she was a super tidy person who cleaned her room for hours when she lived back home (per her own words so idk if this is true, this is Portabella after all) but switched to the swamp goblin we know as soon as she moved away. Did her parents not notice she reeked of piss and mold (Roman said her dorm reeked of old piss) and possible cat feces? Or once she moved away she didn't meet her parents in person anymore?

 

[Angry Canadian]

One thing I don't get at all is the fact no one in her family seemed to notice her extreme lack of hygiene? I read that she was a super tidy person who cleaned her room for hours when she lived back home (per her own words so idk if this is true, this is Portabella after all) but switched to the swamp goblin we know as soon as she moved away. Did her parents not notice she reeked of piss and mold (Roman said her dorm reeked of old piss) and possible cat feces? Or once she moved away she didn't meet her parents in person anymore?

I've always taken the things Roman and Zoe said about Isabella with a grain of salt considering they were the ones who tried to Title IX her. Realistically speaking, if her dorm/room stank that badly a normal person would make a complaint with whoever was in charge of the dorms. It's been a while since I went to school, but I think most campus dorms have "Dorm Supervisors" plus RAs existed even back when I went to school. If the stench was so ungodly, someone would have made a report. Maybe something like that did happen, but so far I don't think any evidence has popped up that it did.

 

[Neil]

Based as always, Hiram. Semper Fi on another good OP.

 

[drain]

I've always taken the things Roman and Zoe said about Isabella with a grain of salt considering they were the ones who tried to Title IX her. Realistically speaking, if her dorm/room stank that badly a normal person would make a complaint with whoever was in charge of the dorms. It's been a while since I went to school, but I think most campus dorms have "Dorm Supervisors" plus RAs existed even back when I went to school. If the stench was so ungodly, someone would have made a report. Maybe something like that did happen, but so far I don't think any evidence has popped up that it did.

Yeah, we can't really trust 'he said she said i said' stuff and take it as gospel, especially when everyone involved in this seems to be a bit mentally challenged on their own right.

But I still find it funny that a person so filthy was meeting with her parents and they didn't notice her pimply, oily skin, unkempt hair and BO scent. Because even if people exaggerated things about her, only by looking at her pics I can tell this bitch is extremely allergic to showers.

 

[Angry Canadian]

Yeah, we can't really trust 'he said she said i said' stuff and take it as gospel, especially when everyone involved in this seems to be a bit mentally challenged on their own right.

But I still find it funny that a person so filthy was meeting with her parents and they didn't notice her pimply, oily skin, unkempt hair and BO scent. Because even if people exaggerated things about her, only by looking at her pics I can tell this bitch is extremely allergic to showers.

Yeah, I recall from the interview they did, that Roman met ILJ when her and her parents showed up at the dorm and gave everyone coffee and doughnuts.
My personal opinion on Janke's acne and grease is the "Freshmen 15", she's probably eating McDonald's dollar menu and ramen noodle and shit; in fact I recall one of the ED pictures showed Goober next to a 10 piece of chicken mcnuggets. I know I looked like pure shit for the first two years of my education.
I'm not saying she's not a gross pig, I just know that the college/university lifestyle, especially freshmen year, ain't easy.

 

[Haint]

Great op. But needs more proof reading. Minor grammar issues.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Nicely done @HiramTheGrift, if you're not currently terribly busy shoot me a PM.

 

[Glowing Goldfish]

The fact she would've been able to ran away with all of this if she didn't start to throw people under the bus and going crazy is the funniest thing in this whole saga

 

[Stationary Tevin]

I just can't believe we all survived the dimensional merge and all we got out of it was foot fungi and couple of boiled hamsters.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

Damn, the amount of time it must have taken to get this together - fantastic work, all around. Now we wait to see what hell she will bring upon this planet next.

 

[Andrew Ryan]

Good thread OP.
And fuck her (not in the literal sense though, she's too disgusting.)