US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Not only that, but kicking it during a humanitarian/domestic crisis as well
I don't think he is dead, but they must really be struggling to get him to be coherent in the practise speeches I assume they have been having him do for the last few hours.
If the 41% approval rating right now is true, they know he can not go out there and appear like the senile demented husk he actually is.
 
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>Shows up
>Rigs the election
>Causes a massive crisis in afghanistan
>Refuses to elaborate
>Dies

What a chad
 
ngl at this moment I'm wearing jorts that go down to about mid-calve and are about five inches too wide with a belt to keep them up
because them shits is comfy af
My inner fashion maven wants to launch you off of a cliff for this crime but I'll allow it cuz it probably is comfortable.
 
Zachary Taylor died of food poisoning. Harrison died of pneumonia after giving the longest ever inaugural address in the rain.
Thanks for the correction, my bad lol. As penance here's a neat historical fact about Harrison. Despite his brief tenure in office, his death is notable for sparking a Constitutional crisis in succession, since at that point in U.S. history, there was no definitive explanation as to what would happen if a President dies during their term of service.
 
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