US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Sekirodiealot]

*Biden when he takes a single step anywhere*
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The media will immediately deflect to trump having trouble once

 

[The Last Boyscout]

according to /pol/ press pool says it's been now moved to 4:30 pm? psakibombs come first at 3:30, yaaaayyyuuu guuuuuurl!!

 

[Gehenna]

according to /pol/ press pool says it's been now moved to 4:30 pm? psakibombs come first, yaaaayyyuuu guuuuuurl!!

If true, further evidence Biden is -gone-.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Biden remarks pushed back to 4:30

 

[Gehenna]

Biden remarks pushed back to 4:30

Yup, -gone-, nobody upstairs, completely out of his mind.

 

[Hackallier]

If true, further evidence Biden is -gone-.

The latest shipment of adrenochrome was just delayed by a couple of hours due to Afghanistan supply isssues. No need to worry goyim.

 

[Psyduck]

To be a fly on the walls of the White House right now...

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Give him a break, he had to get down to the supper club for the early bird special.

 

[soy_king]

Didn't Garfield also die a year in or was that on his last year?

Garfield died within a year when a crazy person named Charles Guiteau shot him because he delusionally believed Garfield owed him a job.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Looks like US military is starting to withdrawal, this is going to get bad.

https://mobile.twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1430242728990973953

 

[General Disarray]

Jesus Christ Joe, where the hell you at?

 

[mandatorylurk]

The latest shipment of adrenochrome was just delayed by a couple of hours due to Afghanistan supply isssues. No need to worry goyim.

you just know some low level dem congressman is being called up asking to give one of his kids over "for the greater good."

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Biden is dead and racism killed him. You bigots ought to apologize for casting your wh*te magic on him. But I guess that's what I should expect from Kiwi "1K Kill Kount" F*rms.

 

[HarpersFerryWest]

Now that we have an even longer time to wait, here's a little milestone for page 2003:

This film still holds the record for the highest victory march at the Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Art Direction, Best Costume Design, Best Film Editing, Best Makeup, Best Original Score, Best Original Song, Best Sound Mixing, and Best Visual Effects.

 

[Ruin]

Is Biden kill?

 

[HandsomeDan]

Seriously all you commoners, you have no idea the rigorous cutting edge mental analyzing, problem solving and leadership that our President is involved in while all of you just type away on the internet. Sometimes solving problems and defending our great nation cant run on a press briefing time schedule.

 

[AmHole]

Dude if this nigger really kicked it i might die laughing

Not me I'd be pissed as hell. He cant enjoy the sweet sleep of death after what he caused.
Get back here you faggot were not done with you yet!

First the audit being delayed, then this shit, fuck me. Yes I'm MATI.

 

[Hackallier]

 

[Dante Alighieri]

He's dead, isn't he?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Ridin With ByeDen