US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

White House YT: PSAKI

Dem down doots...

 

[Confused Doggo]

Biden one is still up for me.

Screen cap and archive, good sir.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I like to imagine everyone in this thread is dressed like this rn
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Happy 2000 everybody!

back when jeans had large enough pockets to actually fit things other than a gay iphone.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

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When they do, they'll declare anyone who doesn't sob hysterically enough a domestic terrorist.

Just like how kim jung un sent people to death camps for not crying at his dad's funueral, you're not too far off.

Also since this is thread page 2001, i heard every entertainment made changes because of 9/11 and gta 3 was gonna have destructible buildings but stopped because of 9/11.

A major change i can think of is how destructions in entertainment fight scenes being the big focuse

 

[Hackallier]

Screen cap and archive, good sir.

Archive is blocked for me for some reason, but:

Sidenote:
Why the fuck is Archive doing this recently?

 

[CarlosDanger]

What a shit show.

 

[Corette]

Is it Pelosi's turn to be president yet?

 

[Muttnik]

Punctuality is the politeness of kings.

Next time, take your nap at a less crucial hour, gramps.

 

[Gehenna]

Is it Pelosi's turn to be president yet?

The democrats sincerely hope not. If/when she leaves the House congress tears itself apart.

 

[HarpersFerryWest]

While we're waiting, and since we're on page 2002, you now remember these two movies:

These two films are two years away from being legal to drink...

 

[Panama]

back when jeans had large enough pockets to actually fit things other than a gay iphone.

The good old days when you could carry the entire contents of a book bag in your cargo jorts.

 

[verissimus]

Zachary Taylor died of food poisoning. Harrison died of pneumonia after giving the longest ever inaugural address in the rain.

Didn't Garfield also die a year in or was that on his last year?

 

[CarlosDanger]

Looking like Merkel is shitting on Biden, says Germany can't evacuate people without US support. She called the situation "shameful."

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

White House YT: PSAKI

Dem down doots...

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Everytime I see Psaki's face I get the impression that she is in some sort of spiritual pain.

 

[Gehenna]

Everytime I see Psaki's face I get the impression that she is in some sort of spiritual pain.

It's the pain of having sucked your way into a job that you just realized -really sucks- in a way you hadn't intended.

 

[Psyduck]

Dude if this nigger really kicked it i might die laughing

 

[Weppers]

Didn't Garfield also die a year in or was that on his last year?

Inaugurated 1881, shot 1881, died a few weeks later.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

*Biden when he takes a single step anywhere*

 

[The Last Boyscout]

if this results in a cancellation, only to instead have more Psaaaaaakiboooooooooombs, I think I won't be able to fall asleep due to laughing.

 

[HarpersFerryWest]

Didn't Garfield also die a year in or was that on his last year?

He died six months into his presidency after being shot twice by Charles J. Guiteau, a lawyer who believed that he deserved credit for helping him win the Election of 1880. Feeling slighted, he fragged Garfield in front of the Baltimore & Potomac Railroad train station.

On an even more morbid level, Robert Todd Lincoln, the eldest son of Abraham Lincoln, saw the assassination with his own eyes in the crowd, and was deeply traumatized by the triggered memory of it.