US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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The Last Boyscout said:
this senile old fool has STILL not appeared. the backroom arguments over what his teleprompter is gonna read for him to say must be legendary...oh to be a fly on that wall...
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The issue probably isn't what he should say. The problem is getting him able to say it. Juicing him up with whatever drug cocktails they can, doing emergency practice to try to get something in his short-term memory, answering any questions the demented old man forgot. Then pushing him out there and hoping he remains semi-coherent.
 
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TaterFarmer said:
Remember that EVERYONE in the Biden administration have said that they're working on getting out all of those that WANT out. So, if any don't get out, it will clearly be because they didn't want to leave. C'mon man, you can't force them!
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And when they DO come back, they'll be political collateral. And they BETTER BE vaccinated!
 
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Biden bent the knee to the Taliban.

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More than two hours late. Maybe he has more important things to work on right now than Afghanistan?

Who am I kidding. They are trying to reboot his brain. They have been going for 2 hours now and it still won't boot.

EDIT: Kamalas sudden mysterious illness now makes sense. She predicted this would happen so she just "got mysterious headache and must avoid everyone for a while" because of the frantic calls to her from the WH :
"you got to come on and give a speech to the press, it is serious, we have tried everything but his brain just won't boot up"
 
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TaterFarmer said:
Part of a reason needed to enable the use of Emergency Use Authorization is that there are no other treatments available, so I could see them not pushing any treatments because that would (could?) take the emergency use authorization out of play.
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Great point. As we all know, the pharmacological conglomerates don't make any money if they cure your disease.
 
SBG said:
Lot of the issues with hospitals at this point seem to come from not enough nurses because they're fed up how little staff they have. But then I'm not sure how accurate much of the information about hospitals is since not many seem to actually report anything going on in them other than to say "it's overburdened" which isn't all that informative as to why that is.
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According to the nurses I know personally (all of whom have taken the jab unfortunately), it is because a significant portion of them have left the job because of refusal to comply. If they ALL did, the hospital would be forced to either shut down or use the same tactic as Pfizer, The White House, and many other places that don't attempt to mandate this thing.

Look, is it better to have all 100 nurses willing to work, with whatever miniscule percentage of them that will inevitably get sick, or would you rather have your dutifully jabbed 20 nurses work so much overtime they quit out of frustration (this is going to begin happening I think).

Oh, they are also at apparently the same or greater risk of contracting the coof, so I guess what did they even get "vaccinated" for in the first place.

HandsomeDan said:
I apologize if late on this but I just saw that Owen Shroyer with Infowars has been arrested for January 6th activities. Here is the quote from a msn article:

"Shroyer didn’t enter the building. Rather, he’s charged with “knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority” and “violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds.”

So now just being on Capitol grounds is subject for imprisonment. Also gleefully note the judges name on the link to the charges.
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I didn't go into it, but I heard that he was released already?
 
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Happy 2000 pages making fun of a senile retard.

In honor of this milestone, I present my draft for the 28th amendment to the US Constitution: "The No More Senile Retards Amendment"

A random sample of individuals with the same party registration of the given candidate shall be chosen and polled. If any individual within the sample responds "this person is a senile retard", that candidate shall be disqualified from the office of the Presidency.

I think people on both sides of the aisle can get behind this.
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
I'm starting to really hate this mentality. Imagine having faith in law, imagine taking on big tech, imagine having faith in revolutionaries, imagine taking on the british empire. It seems hopeless but nobody ever got anything done by sitting on their ass. If you hate what America has become, shouldn't you try to fight for its freedom any way you can?
Before we rebelled with guns, we rebelled with tea.
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Imagine imagining imagine.
 
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