Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
Also really amusing to see he could be getting locked up during literal harvest season.
I thought of a better punishment for ralph that'll make him actually seethe more than jail rape his dignity and let him continue to provide lolz, instead of jail the court is kind enough to let him off with making a public psa on YouTube where he has to admit all the fucked up shit he did and how it's not cool or alpha or indeed ralpha
 
Chris is getting a lot of mileage out of his book on having sex with retards.
Indeed

And allow me to apologise to the jannies for forgetting to add a spoiler to the gifs with this brand new update to my autistic endevours...

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This is truly surreal. It'd been mentioned already, but we had this cow crossover. Ethan just so happened to get video of Chris being arrested (the likelihood of that is rather cosmic) and they're both being held partly accountable for their unrelated crimes around the same time. What if they both went to prison around the same time too? At that point, I'd have to wonder who's writing the script.
 
This is truly surreal. It'd been mentioned already, but we had this cow crossover. Ethan just so happened to get video of Chris being arrested (the likelihood of that is rather cosmic) and they're both being held partly accountable for their unrelated crimes around the same time. What if they both went to prison around the same time too? At that point, I'd have to wonder who's writing the script.
In the Drachenlord-bubble we have the concept of "die Autoren" (the authors / screenwriters) for the various Seasons of the never ending shitshow.

I sure agree that they've outdone themselves this year once again!
 
This is truly surreal. It'd been mentioned already, but we had this cow crossover. Ethan just so happened to get video of Chris being arrested (the likelihood of that is rather cosmic) and they're both being held partly accountable for their unrelated crimes around the same time. What if they both went to prison around the same time too? At that point, I'd have to wonder who's writing the script.
Indeed. You could almost say this is like some kind of Little Dark Age....
....aaaaaaaaaaand i think I have mined enough meem potential from this jif project for one day now...

EDIT: and goodbye horses version at request of chat niggers
 
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Starting to believe Ethan is treating these lawsuits like a financially illiterate millennial treats loans - just keep taking them out hoping the next one will pay off and consolidate the previous big loss.

Also really amusing to see he could be getting locked up during literal harvest season.
Nah, he's never actually gonna follow through, he just wants to use threats to sound like a tough guy for his audience.
 
Well ladies and guntlemen, I bring great news. Despite Ralph claiming there were "no special circumstances" listed on page 1 of like 3 of the dispensation paperwork, and despite claiming the case wasn't nolle prosequi'd but rather was dismissed outright, I can now confirm to you lovely people that indieed, Ethan Ralph's charges for revenge porn for releasing the sex tape of Faith have been reinstated. His arraignment was held 13 August 2021, his next court date is 10 September.


EDIT: I've posted in the hopes that people stop asking if it's because of the pictures of the baby showing up on /cow/. Read it here.
Another year in jail will be good for GUNT. It will lead to a Nora situation maybe. Jail is not exactly good for marriage. Nora was a champ and stuck around for awhile. But May seem a tad more flakey in respect to the GUNT. It all comes tumbling down. LOL
 
1.) Why was the case nolle prosequi'd instead of being dismissed outright?
Prosecutors just often prefer this. They don't want to get caught with their drawers down when suddenly a raftload of evidence shows up and they've let the perp completely off the hook.
Some people have claimed that the entire thing is being run by Mr. Vickers, and that's a possibility. They believe that Faith refused to testify or was an uncooperative complainant. I have seen nothing to indicate that.
I've speculated that, but that was when I was stupidly believing the Gunt's claims the case had actually been dismissed and was based on that assumption. If I'd known the actual situation, I'd have assumed it was a deal of some kind.
 
Starting to believe Ethan is treating these lawsuits like a financially illiterate millennial treats loans - just keep taking them out hoping the next one will pay off and consolidate the previous big loss.
He hasn't sued anyone at all despite his continual blustering. All the legal actions he's been involved in have either been criminal or civil prosecutions of himself and he's lost or surrendered in every single one, except the current one, which he will probably cave in on too, despite having previously trumpeted his complete exoneration by lying that the case had been dismissed.
You're about to get fucked in court with a jury that's gon' look at that sad penor.
Anyone who has to look at that undulating gunt, that shit covered thumb, and that thumb dick is going to sentence him to the max just to get revenge.
 
He hasn't sued anyone at all despite his continual blustering. All the legal actions he's been involved in have either been criminal or civil prosecutions of himself and he's lost or surrendered in every single one, except the current one, which he will probably cave in on too, despite having previously trumpeted his complete exoneration by lying that the case had been dismissed.
The best part is how he's trying to ignore it, because he'd have to admit that his own "gold star callers" leaked that shit to me and at this point, he can't have more faith in him or his "community" shaken after the leak of his paypigs' credit card numbers.
 
The best part is how he's trying to ignore it, because he'd have to admit that his own "gold star callers" leaked that shit to me and at this point, he can't have more faith in him or his "community" shaken after the leak of his paypigs' credit card numbers.
I don't have an issue with people who find info on the gunt but the fact they gave you a w when some posters here cant stand you and furthered Ralph's paranoia and waited until this perfect moment to stab the knife in is fucking brilliant on their part
 
I don't have an issue with people who find info on the gunt but the fact they gave you a w when some posters here cant stand you and furthered Ralph's paranoia and waited until this perfect moment to stab the knife in is fucking brilliant on their part
Much like all those cops who are fans of The Killstream, these paypigs are fans of The Spectre Report.
 
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