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Which member of the Pamspiracy does Pam secretly want to fuck the most?


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Pam's a bit late this morning due to unexplained leg pain.
She did admit to having a pain in the are called Richard.

As a fab of the TV show 321, I can translate that as:

She's been vigorously buggered (a dick related pain up her Khyber), and is at the ER having some 1st aider contend with her prolapsed bung hole.

Everyday is a horror show with Spammy.
 
She did admit to having a pain in the are called Richard.

As a fab of the TV show 321, I can translate that as:

She's been vigorously buggered (a dick related pain up her Khyber), and is at the ER having some 1st aider contend with her prolapsed bung hole.

Everyday is a horror show with Spammy.
No. Completely wrong.
 
Ustedes, idiotas, no podrían salir gateando de una bolsa de papel

Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe
I got-a something special-a for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre, quatro!

When I was a boy just about the eighth-a grade
Mama used to say: "Don't stay out-a late with the bad-a boys
Always shoot-a pool, Giuseppe going to flunk-a school!"

Boy it make-a me sick all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks always got to follow rules
Boy it make-a me sick just to make-a lousy bucks
Got to feel-a like a fool
And-a mama used to say all-a time:

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!
That's-a my mama. I can remember!
Big accordion solo!
Ah-ha ! Play dat thing! Really nice, really nice!

Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star
Den I make-a T.V. shows and-a movies
Get-a myself a new car but still I be myself
I don't want-a to change a t'ing
Still a-dance and a-sing
I think about-a mama, and she used to say
 
Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe
I got-a something special-a for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre, quatro!

When I was a boy just about the eighth-a grade
Mama used to say: "Don't stay out-a late with the bad-a boys
Always shoot-a pool, Giuseppe going to flunk-a school!"

Boy it make-a me sick all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks always got to follow rules
Boy it make-a me sick just to make-a lousy bucks
Got to feel-a like a fool
And-a mama used to say all-a time:

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!
That's-a my mama. I can remember!
Big accordion solo!
Ah-ha ! Play dat thing! Really nice, really nice!

Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star
Den I make-a T.V. shows and-a movies
Get-a myself a new car but still I be myself
I don't want-a to change a t'ing
Still a-dance and a-sing
I think about-a mama, and she used to say
Michael Fassbender plays the accordion.

Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe
I got-a something special-a for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre, quatro!

When I was a boy just about the eighth-a grade
Mama used to say: "Don't stay out-a late with the bad-a boys
Always shoot-a pool, Giuseppe going to flunk-a school!"

Boy it make-a me sick all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks always got to follow rules
Boy it make-a me sick just to make-a lousy bucks
Got to feel-a like a fool
And-a mama used to say all-a time:

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!
That's-a my mama. I can remember!
Big accordion solo!
Ah-ha ! Play dat thing! Really nice, really nice!

Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star
Den I make-a T.V. shows and-a movies
Get-a myself a new car but still I be myself
I don't want-a to change a t'ing
Still a-dance and a-sing
I think about-a mama, and she used to say
Did Richie take my advice and start dating Mad Dog Ghenea?

Goldang it this drama is so entertaining.
 
Bippity boppity bippity boppity

Whatever Spammy.

I'd like an apology for saying I was dating your mother. It's disrespectful to me, your mother (imagine what she'd have to say to me about your weird fantasies about her and I).

It's gossip like this that causes trouble. You like making trouble for your mother Spammy.

Did Richie take my advice and start dating Mad Dog Ghenea
I don't know. I don't think those names belong to real people, only voices in your head.

And stop double (and sometimes treble) posting. You're not text stalking your high school crush, Spammy, put the device down, and go get your mother.
 
Whatever Spammy.

I'd like an apology for saying I was dating your mother. It's disrespectful to me, your mother (imagine what she'd have to say to me about your weird fantasies about her and I).

It's gossip like this that causes trouble. You like making trouble for your mother Spammy.


I don't know. I don't think those names belong to real people, only voices in your head.

And stop double (and sometimes treble) posting. You're not text stalking your high school crush, Spammy, put the device down, and go get your mother.
Michael are you peeved or sumthin?
 
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