US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Meat Target]

 

[𓇋𓈖𓊪𓅱𓃣]

Ran away, tried to blame Trump.

THAT took 4 hours to prep?

>Trump did it
>Refuses to elaborate further
>leaves

 

[Billy Beer]

Biden stated there would be vetting and Mr. Cheeto let Taliban prisoners free and had the gall to call them tough fighters and great negotiators. Thank god his dumbass is wasting away at Mar a Lago.

I hope you're not a troll. I hope you genuinely believe this in real life. I really, really do.

 

[DMX DA GOAT]

Hope you're all ready for a surge of afghan refugees taking the scant jobs available and raping your women.

 

[faucet]

The science is settled to me.

i trust dr. richard kimble

 

[Raoul_Duke]

I'm 66 years of age. I grudgingly acknowledge the passage of time, but shall never acknowledge growing old. Fuck that shit.

You're older than my dad, sheesh. And only by two years.

 

[gaystoner]

CNN is simping for Taliban rn

 

[The Last Boyscout]

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they aren't even remotely trying by this point - they have a fantasy schedule and it will be upheld until the 31st, dammit, even if that whole airport gets flattened by a nuke (or, more pertinently, even as US troops are being reported to be bugging out on military planes from said airport ahead of said civilians).

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So, I got home from work and immediately went to sleep. From what I'm reading it sounds like

• Biden was supposed to speak at 1 but something happened and they had to inject inhuman amounts of drugs
• He was supposed to talk about Afghanistan but started off talking about the "infrastructure" bill and Building Back Better
• "We have to bring in more brown people to fight the delta strain of ISIS, c'mon man!"
• No questions, grandpa Joe is extra sleepy and he can't remember he's not still a lifeguard!

Is this accurate?

 

[mandatorylurk]

That's some strong kool-aid.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I predict, we'll have an overseas level of death's comparable to those who lost their lives in the 9/11 attacks. On top of this, it won't just be American citizens, but international citizens. Clusterfuck is too good of a word to describe this.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

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That's some strong kool-aid.

Tfw the President actually being able to speak is what's "defying expectations"

COPE

 

[Ow The Edge]

Hope you're all ready for a surge of afghan refugees taking the scant jobs available and raping your women.

Implying they will work.

 

[Gehenna]

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That's some strong kool-aid.

Well, at least they have a strategy. Not a good one, but they have one. Pad the numbers hard to make it look like he snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.

A shame really that his numbers are already far too low for that to work.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Mr. Cheeto

RENT FREE
RENT FREE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[LaxerBRO]

how are you going to conclude with an emphasis that you all agreed to stand shoulder to shoulder, when the other 3 key G7 nations are publicly calling you out for making a huge mistake? like...at this point he is literally re-emphasizing a point that is demonstrably wrong by the 3 other key european countries of ...


...aaaaaaaaaand that's all folks! no questions hahahah.

You assume most Americans know who Angela Merkel is or even have a vague concept of the G7. They don't. What Biden says will be the official story on most nightly news shows, with it being especially true for center left America.

 

[God of Nothing]

Hope you're all ready for a surge of afghan refugees taking the scant jobs available and raping your women.

They're shitty.
Enjoy them, Afghanicucks.

 

[Gehenna]

You assume most Americans know who Angela Merkel is or even have a vague concept of the G7. They don't. What Biden says will be the official story on most nightly news shows, with it being especially true for center left America.

Most Americans do in fact know who Angela Merkel is, and what the G7 is in at least loose terms.

 

[LaxerBRO]

how are you going to conclude with an emphasis that you all agreed to stand shoulder to shoulder, when the other 3 key G7 nations are publicly calling you out for making a huge mistake? like...at this point he is literally re-emphasizing a point that is demonstrably wrong by the 3 other key european countries of ...


...aaaaaaaaaand that's all folks! no questions hahahah.

You assume most Americans know who Angela Merkel is or even have a vague concept of the G7. They don't. What Biden says will be the official story on most nightly news shows, with it being especially true for center left America.

Biden stated there would be vetting and Mr. Cheeto let Taliban prisoners free and had the gall to call them tough fighters and great negotiators. Thank god his dumbass is wasting away at Mar a Lago.

Didn't we do a prisoner exchange out of it?

 

[Billy Beer]

OT but I just clicked who the VP is going to be.

Megan Markle. 250 year long 85D chess game of getting a 'British Royal' as President of America.

6th January 2024, something important happened today