US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[rotten apple]

>blatant sex trafficking of minors is on the rise
>crime organization members are being released in droves
>federal agencies focused on "domestic terrorists"
Swear to fucking hell

Sex traffickers of minors are their competition. Political opponents are their enemy. Just about all their policies the last few decades can be seen as bleeding the other party.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh, so the biggest cheater is the winner, got it.

Ok, I was wring. But I guess it's somewhat different from HR1; it requires state governments to get approval from the DoJ before making any changes to voting laws.

So it makes Merrick Garland the election czar.

 

[Cubanodun]

Yet another retarded faggot strawman from a retarded faggot.

He is technically correct but Government guaranteed jobs always come with a price, champagne first worlders are to blind to see it

 

[The Man With No Name]

This is assuming that the value you bring to your job is your skill, we all know that's not what's happening in these cases. The only value is that someone brings is cheaper. Which is bullshit that natives are being priced out because they won't do a job for cheaper when pitted against someone who receives supplements from gov/charities that natives don't receive be it because of dignity or they don't qualify.

But even in advance jobs. How does an American engineer compete with an Indian from degree mill uni. When they will work it for 9.50 an hour

To your latter point, nobody is hiring these Indian engineers for anything high level. It's very clear to any large corporation or even small businesses that outsource (almost all of them do) that there's certain places you can trust with certain things.

Developers who are actually in charge of architectures? Those are first world hires. Work horses? You can get really great talent from Ukraine, and a lot of ex-Soviet nations. Code monkeys? India, they're a dime a dozen but the work culture there is very "turn and burn". Nobody trusts them with anything valuable. They're non-threats to our job market.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Ok, I was wring. But I guess it's somewhat different from HR1; it requires state governments to get approval from the DoJ before making any changes to voting laws.

So it makes Merrick Garland the election czar.

So much for a decentralized government. Why should the Department of Justice get to decide on something that important?

 

[God of Nothing]

Their insults are always so puerile, toothless, and unintimidating.
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All I see is the Klan terrorizing persons of color.

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You're fighting so you can watch everything good around you die! You'll live to see your petty dreams burn and blow away! Everything and everyone you love is fake! What will you have in fifty years?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

He is technically correct but Government guaranteed jobs always come with a price, champagne first worlders are to blind to see it

Stopping illegal immigrants at the door is not a "government guaranteed job."

 

[GuntPunt]

Oh, so the biggest cheater is the winner, got it.

No need to worry, for now at least. The Democrats need 60 votes to pass it. Only Murakowski from AK has expressed support for it in the Senate, because she thinks she is above party lines. Every other Republican, Mitch including, knows it would be the death of them. Thats why they're reeing about Manchin not ending the filibuster or trying to pass it in the middle of the night. Because otherwise, it isn't passing.

We need to wait 16 months without the Republicans cucking on this issue. It sucks, but it isn't hopeless.

 

[make_it_so]

This is actually terrifying. The fact that this all could have been avoided doesn't ease the despair, either. I shouldn't be thinking of "Forget About Freeman" from Half-Life when reading about a foreign policy disaster like this...

I can actually imagine this playing in Afghanistan right now.

$3.5 trillion on infrastructure and I guarantee you it'll be in the exact same condition as it is now. I want to know who is managing all that money and divving it up to what resources. What an utter embarrassment.

90% of the "infrastructure" in the pending bill isn't infrastructure at all, but a grab bag of Democrat policy wishes.

MUH 70 GORILLION

MUH GREATEST PRESIDENT EVUHH

Looks like they found their narrative.

Fuck this manlet in particular.

They went from "Journalists are all infallible heroes!" To "the press are pro-Drumpf!"

Who's bitch is this? Also, blaming Putin is so 2017...and blaming Rupert Murdoch was fucking passe by 2012.

Jim noted that Biden's videos have a worse like/dislike ratio than DSP.

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Yeah, that's the real crime - and not that this clown car administration fucked everything six ways from Sunday.

Spreadneck is such a stupid fucking term, it sounds like some idiot tried to fuse man-spreading with redneck. It sounds like some shit Chris-Chan would say.

These are people with a Chris-Chan level of maturity.

 

[Meat Target]

So much for a decentralized government. Why should the Department of Justice get to decide on something that important?

Those damn dirty Deplorables in MAGAland might commit wrongvote, so they need to have the decision made for them by their betters.

When you assume everyone who votes Democrat is just a closet MovieBob, it all falls into place.

 

[XYZpdq]

It sounds like a slur for an alien species that have a frilled neck like a lizard. A bit like 'spoonhead' for a Cardassian.

yeah my mind went to The Cardassian Neck Trick when I saw it here (and never encountered in real life ever because none of that shit is anything people who go outside say)

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Ok, I was wring. But I guess it's somewhat different from HR1; it requires state governments to get approval from the DoJ before making any changes to voting laws.

This just occurred to me, that means the Federal government has final say on state voting laws, but Texas wasn't allowed to tell Pennsylvania what to do, so what's the difference, exactly?

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Say what you want to about Bush, Trump or Obama. They all fucked up in their own unique ways. The press also took them to task for their fuckups.

Near as I can tell, Biden has answered less than 15 questions from the press since his election. I'm counting that scripted first press conference.

Since he pulled out of Afghanistan and America's reputation went to shit, he's answered 3.

He's answered 3 fucking questions.

I've never seen anything like this.

 

[Puff]

Say what you want to about Bush, Trump or Obama. They all fucked up in their own unique ways. The press also took them to task for their fuckups.

Near as I can tell, Biden has answered less than 15 questions from the press since his election. I'm counting that scripted first press conference.

Since he pulled out of Afghanistan and America's reputation went to shit, he's answered 3.

He's answered 3 fucking questions.

I've never seen anything like this.

Nah, the press covered for Obama hard. Not nearly as bad as for Biden though.

 

[Meat Target]

This just occurred to me, that means the Federal government has final say on state voting laws, but Texas wasn't allowed to tell Pennsylvania what to do, so what's the difference, exactly?

The difference is who is doing it. When they do it, it's Democracy. When you do it, it's Fashizum.

 

[draggs]

Can't we go back to the good old days (of 2004) when left wingers were moonbats and right wingers were wingnuts

All these new insults just don't have the same energy. Many such cases, very sad

 

[Meat Target]

Jews are always gonna Jew. But I think this time it really will be futile. No one is buying this outside of their echo chamber. It's over.

Meh. The WhatAboutTrumpism and simple, digestible soundbites like "Muh 70,000" work every time. The lemmings will gobble it up.

I know Twitter is not real life, but the vast majority of the population are gullible mouth-breathers who will believe whatever tall tales the man on tv tells them.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Ok, I was wring. But I guess it's somewhat different from HR1; it requires state governments to get approval from the DoJ before making any changes to voting laws.

So it makes Merrick Garland the election czar.

State Sovereignty? 10th Amendment? What are those?

 

[Puff]

State Sovereignty? 10th Amendment? What are those?

It's gotta pass and get taken up by the courts for that to matter

 

[Gehenna]

Meh. The WhatAboutTrumpism and simple, digestible soundbites like "Muh 70,000" work every time. The lemmings will gobble it up.

Neither of those is true. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and that's also true with Presidents. As the issues, someone had with the former president grow more and more distant, the ability to use their name as a political bludgeon lessens. Then we have the fact that Biden only won by .3%, so even if we do assume the election was 100% legit, that is still half the populace outright immune to it, and a good chunk of the votes for Biden would not have been due to fuck trump.

As for the soundbites working. Yes, but a few things. Soundbites only work on a disinterested populace who aren't paying attention. People are paying attention to this. Additionally, people blame Biden for this fuckup. Doing a good job solving your own fuckup doesn't erase the fuckup though. Finally, it's just a bad soundbite. It's too contextless, and lacks any good punchyness.