Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[Icterus]

fantastic. yet again, crazy that the shark looks smaller framed and cuter

That was inevitable, seeing as sharks aren't completely devoid of cute traits

 

[Calculus]

PT gf

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Boney trans blonde? Very vaguely like Contra. Coincidence, surely...

I imagine Nigella has a good radar for abusive, unstable men after what she went through with Charles Saatchi. Although I imagine she never even saw the pitch, because the agent's assistant glanced at Ollie's email and flat out said "why on earth would Nigella boost some two bit youtuber's profile?".

Nigella doesn't really do social media except for recipe links, which I suspect she captions in bulk and then someone else manages the account. Anyone who vaguely follows her would know that she would never do a random youtuber video. Olly's ego has no limits if he actually thought she might appear.

 

[AfghanBlue]

no no - the quote was that he did the whole masculine bit trying to be a man and the examples of this performative masculinity were "custom suits" and "dating models". as though the excellent olly thorn was deemed fuckable by models.

the point stands tho- you can do a favour for mates who are designing clothes, it’s published a few places, and you’re a model.
there’s a big difference though in being an actual model, and modelling a bit.
Garunteed the people in question don’t think of it refer to themselves as such. But they can be thrown in as nebulous examples to look good for him.
Also lol, custom suits.
much man of the people, very class war.
he should take a leaf and start getting his stuff tailored now, instead off the peg at Bertex.

I wonder if the initial plan was to ape nigella in some drag horror show, or if that was rewritten as a swipe back. what a shocker she didn’t want on.

I can actually maybe see her if anything, (and likely not but still more likely than this) maybe appearing in some actual honest drag tribute to her, if the profile of the performer was right and if it was for the benefit (like charity- plenty of potential worthily food initiatives) of something, anything, beyond the advancement of Oliver Thorn and his questionable reframing of regional university first year undergraduate fluff course questions.
most people who spout his lines are already at this point in their profile, attempting to give something meaningful back, build, and bring others along with them.
but this is where ‘i’m just an actor’ comes in. especially someone who chose off the bat to frame his youtube chanel as some sort of charitable endeavour, despite the comparative educational quality being laughably negligible compared to like, 50% of the rest of the place that’s not just gaming videos.
Suppose he thinks that tides hik over.
Bet he’s gonna take this slight of Nijection harshly and desperately try and get any Sleb for all of his next things

 

[esmeggs]

I'm convinced his stylist hates him. Are the only clothes available to autogynephiles all this fucking atrocious? God, maybe troons really are oppressed after all. Is this the dress he's wearing? $13 from fucking NASTY GAL?????????????? The decision to go for clip-in hair extensions over a wig was also a terrible choice, how low are the standards for stylists in London?

 

[AfghanBlue]

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I'm convinced his stylist hates him. Are the only clothes available to autogynephiles all this fucking atrocious? God, maybe troons really are oppressed after all. Is this the dress he's wearing? $13 from fucking NASTY GAL?????????????? The decision to go for clip-in hair extensions over a wig was also a terrible choice, how low are the standards for stylists in London?

what a sorry scene.
lmao that the dress is supposed to be hugely oversized and it’s as much as he can do to shoehorn himself down it

There are of course, stacks of excellent stylists in london- but olly either doesn’t have one (plausible deniability of shit looks, and making it look like he’s got a big payroll and isn’t grubbing all the cash himself)
but for definite if there is a ‘stylist’ it’s some friend who he doesn’t have to pay.
and because his crew are absolute sad cunts, posh nerds, who don’t know or really care about clothes- despite the fact it’s currently a fad of theirs to ape the ‘slay queen! ‘ stuff.
He could be spreading the love, the cash, the opportunity, getting some of the excellent (and usually young, local, working class poc) fashion kids involved- but nah- his stuffy bullshit always mediocre Vision comes down to the bottom line - of not sharing the wealth: that’s how people like him get to go to posh schools and then hoard opportunities up the line.
the Jealously Guarding gene is stronger bred in than his brow ridge and so the audience eyes and ears will suffer for it.

i’m patiently waiting for someone black (preferably trans) to fucking destroy him next time he talks about muh Segregated Clinics.

it doesn’t just show a worrying propensity to deliberately misinterpret the most fundamental things about how specialised medicine works- that would be one, stupid thing- the fact he dares try to put himself in the same boat as people who have been and continue to be, in variously sever degrees, appallingly medically mistreated, and hops up onto their struggle for his own self advancement is genuinely disgusting and i want a hard black trans to serve him his arse for it.

his whole public existence is damaging and flies in the face of the shit he half heartedly preaches- he proves that no matter how creepy, how mediocre, how blatantly you copy and paste another performers whole entire work and schtick- as long as you’re a posh white bloke you’ll soar.
“terribly expensive to those who can’t afford it..”

 

[narcissistic injury]

This linebacker figure

the rectangular shape fits perfectly on my phone screen lol

 

[V4L_Penis]

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1. He looks like Contra if he was more petite(im judging on a scale here) and wasn't an opiate addict-or at least not as much as Nyk

2. He seems like just as much of an unbearable narc douchebag as Olly.

3. I thought he looked passable in pictures but seeing him move and talk is another example of the ultimate tranny blackpill. I'd feel kinda bad for trannies if they weren't so hellbent on pushing their degeneracy on the rest of us, taking rights aways from real women, and perverting our children.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

Congrats on 100 Pages, Ollie!
You will never be a woman.

 

[mrdk_04]

"Omg Ian, I'm sorry..."

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This clip is a blessing, I could watch it for hours. Broadest shoulders of them all, "Ian I'm sorry..." indeed. Lmao.

He did talk about his appearance on the show (https://archive.is/puZmG), and there's a far shorter, but similarly unflattering clip of him dancing with the rest of the cast.

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Look at how fucking huge his shoulders are, especially in the first pic. Lmao

I wonder if troons like PT ever realise what kind of physical gifts they've given up by indulging their fetishes. Guy like him, tall, broad shoulders, distinct facial features,... does Olly realise how envious many healthy, fit, attractive men would be because of that combination alone? Deemed unsuitable for his new identity, it's such a waste.

 

[deso2y]

I wonder if troons like PT ever realise what kind of physical gifts they've given up by indulging thier fetishes. Guy like him, tall, broad shoulders, distinct facial features,... does Olly realise how envious many healthy, fit, attractive men would be because of that combination alone? Deemed unsuitable for his new identity, it's such a waste.

TBH people always pretend he was a masculine james bondesque chad when in reality he's always been a pudgy, smug and effeminate man who gave off narcissistic vibes, I don't know any normal (relatively fit, average height, normal looking, neurotypical) man who would want to have moobs and a pudgy, twinky face even if that came with being tall and having relatively wide shoulders for your height as a man.

 

[mrdk_04]

TBH people always pretend he was a masculine james bondesque chad when in reality he's always been a pudgy, smug and effeminate man who gave off narcissistic vibes, I don't know any normal (relatively fit, average height, normal looking, neurotypical) man who would want to have moobs and a pudgy, twinky face even if that came with being tall and having relatively wide shoulders for your height as a man.

You misunderstand, I don't mean to say PT is (or was) good looking, just that he has the predisposition for looking good as a man if he tried.

 

[AfghanBlue]

You misunderstand, I don't mean to say PT is (or was) good looking, just that he has the predisposition for looking good as a man if he tried.

aye. he was awful but if he put as much (or even as little) work into himself as it takes to try to be a woman, he’s tall and big framed so he could have been a very lucky boy.

the sad and mental thing is, they go from having something that works the way it’s supposed to , to the opposite.
i can understand weighing your options for everything except bottom surgery- just be a girl with a dick. it ain’t no thing. you’re going from being very lucky having something that works (seriously, there’s people with all sorts of problems out there) to messing about with something far beyond the scope of plastic surgery. your brian and your gentians are intertwined, they are incredibly complicated. you get a hip replacement and your brain isn’t randomly gonna be telling your hip to release hormones, change shape, you don’t piss through it and shit near it.
i really wish they would just chill on the bottom surgery thing. it shouldn’t be such a big deal and people should be glad they’ve got a healthy intact body
100 pages! one million harsh words on kiwi farms celebration livestream when?

 

[fax machine]

(s/a)

You know what? My man Rick McCallum got it right. The word is most definitely "dense."

can't wait to watch this babe prance about in tradwife costuming while hamming up his rage against pressures he spent 27+ years not facing! I thought we'd left those washed out filters to die in the Tumblr graveyard.

 

[AssignedEva]

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I'm convinced his stylist hates him. Are the only clothes available to autogynephiles all this fucking atrocious? God, maybe troons really are oppressed after all. Is this the dress he's wearing? $13 from fucking NASTY GAL?????????????? The decision to go for clip-in hair extensions over a wig was also a terrible choice, how low are the standards for stylists in London?

I think it's hilarious that he's paired that Nasty Gal oversized blazer dress (great detective work btw) with nude shimmer tights. Nobody who wears Nasty Gal is going to do that. I'm not sure if he's going for sassy Gen Z or some sort of bitchy daytime tv personality, but nude shimmer tights are not something that they'd put on. They're very out of fashion (and also too low dernier if he's trying to cover up the marks on his legs).

One of the problems Ollie seems blind to is his height. His outfits tug and pucker due to his chest and shoulders, sure, but the main issue is that they're always way too short. And not in a "teehee aren't I flirty" way, but in a "the cut clearly is supposed to hit lower" way (or a "sir you appear to have forgotten to put on trousers" way). This could be rectified by putting him in separates instead of mini dresses, like any tall woman knows. That outfit would look far less off if it was paired with a skirt, shorts or cropped cigarette trousers. In fact, if we're going for pink outfits with the same vibe here's three price points;

Boohoo - £24 (belt the blazer with the skirt belt) / Lipsy for Next £88 / Ghospell £159 (the shorts come in matchy pink)

That took me 15 minutes. If he really wants a dress he could even have a dig around Long Tall Sally (or just stop wearing mini dresses).

Oh yeah anyway I came into the thread to mention this tweet

I'd assume this is about GCHQ (think like the NSA) being a sponsor. I think it's hilarious that Ollie is approaching it from this angle because of how its dripping with condescension while also implying he might win. Maybe it's because the influencer category has more famous and more interesting people in it this year, and Ollie's worried it'll harm his "most famous trans person in the UK" grift?

 

[Excited Eraser]

A quick use of the Wayback Machine reveals MI5 was already a sponsor in 2020: https://web.archive.org/web/20200604093822/https://www.britishlgbtawards.com/

It would seem strange to object to GCHQ specifically in that case, but I am not familiar with that agency and how much it differs from MI5. I suspect Oli is just throwing up a stink for attention as usual. He would never have won anyway and a narcissist just cannot allow that.

Also a big fuck you to anyone who voted for him up until now, surely he should have done his due diligence and check the sponsors before activating his simp army?

 

[AssignedEva]

A quick use of the Wayback Machine reveals MI5 was already a sponsor in 2020: https://web.archive.org/web/20200604093822/https://www.britishlgbtawards.com/

It would seem strange to object to GCHQ specifically in that case, but I am not familiar with that agency and how much it differs from MI5. I suspect Oli is just throwing up a stink for attention as usual. He would never have won anyway and a narcissist just cannot allow that.

Also a big fuck you to anyone who voted to get him nominated in the first place, surely he should have done his due diligence and check the sponsors before activating his simp army?

It actually looks like they've now removed MI5, MI6 and GCHQ from the sponsor lists. Ironically they've won awards for being some of the most LGBT friendly employers in the UK (both in terms of internal policies and numbers of LGBT staff hired) and MI6 (they're the ones like the Secret Service) actually had a trans pride flag flying outside their HQ for Trans Visibility Day.

Ollie doesn't actually say which sponsors he objected to, though, so maybe he was doing the classic "I object to banks and stuff sponsoring LGBT things" (which comes up every London Pride). For all we know maybe he was just mad at GHD for not having a curling iron that would make his hair magically frame his face in a sufficiently feminine manner.

 

[extremely online]

I think it's hilarious that he's paired that Nasty Gal oversized blazer dress (great detective work btw) with nude shimmer tights. Nobody who wears Nasty Gal is going to do that. I'm not sure if he's going for sassy Gen Z or some sort of bitchy daytime tv personality, but nude shimmer tights are not something that they'd put on. They're very out of fashion (and also too low dernier if he's trying to cover up the marks on his legs).

One of the problems Ollie seems blind to is his height. His outfits tug and pucker due to his chest and shoulders, sure, but the main issue is that they're always way too short. And not in a "teehee aren't I flirty" way, but in a "the cut clearly is supposed to hit lower" way (or a "sir you appear to have forgotten to put on trousers" way). This could be rectified by putting him in separates instead of mini dresses, like any tall woman knows. That outfit would look far less off if it was paired with a skirt, shorts or cropped cigarette trousers. In fact, if we're going for pink outfits with the same vibe here's three price points;

Boohoo - £24 (belt the blazer with the skirt belt) / Lipsy for Next £88 / Ghospell £159 (the shorts come in matchy pink)

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That took me 15 minutes. If he really wants a dress he could even have a dig around Long Tall Sally (or just stop wearing mini dresses).

Oh yeah anyway I came into the thread to mention this tweet

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I'd assume this is about GCHQ (think like the NSA) being a sponsor. I think it's hilarious that Ollie is approaching it from this angle because of how its dripping with condescension while also implying he might win. Maybe it's because the influencer category has more famous and more interesting people in it this year, and Ollie's worried it'll harm his "most famous trans person in the UK" grift?

"I have now asked [the organisers] to give the award to the runner-up in the event that I win."

Wait, so he didn't actually win anything and he's issuing this pseudo-press release just in case? Sounds extremely egotistical to turn up your nose at an award you haven't even won yet (regardless of ideological disagreement— can't fault him for having those). Wouldn't the not egomaniacal normal thing be just turning the award down if/when you won it, instead of this weird preemptive thing? (It also just smells like cope, like he knew that he wasn't going to win and didn't want to be embarrassed so he puts out some dumb statement saying that he doesn't even want the award anyway.) Posh narcissist through and through.

Also, I don't know if anyone has been keeping tabs on the @snl825 account, but it hasn't tweeted anything since July 28 (around the time someone posted about the account on here).

 

[Tombigbee]

The way he worded that statement it will call into question whether the announced winner actually won, or was in fact the runner up who got promoted per Princess Olly’s wishes. I mean who cares ultimately it’s just some dumb shitlib award but what a dick move. This guy is seriously such a retarded asshole.

 

[narcissistic injury]

Also, I don't know if anyone has been keeping tabs on the @snl825 account, but it hasn't tweeted anything since July 28 (around the time someone posted about the account on here).

Definitely switched over to the new (private) account after having that exchange with himself, informing snl825 of their inadvertently transphobic content in a sorry attempt to throw us off the scent

 

[Brain Problems]

I think it's hilarious that he's paired that Nasty Gal oversized blazer dress (great detective work btw) with nude shimmer tights. Nobody who wears Nasty Gal is going to do that. I'm not sure if he's going for sassy Gen Z or some sort of bitchy daytime tv personality, but nude shimmer tights are not something that they'd put on. They're very out of fashion (and also too low dernier if he's trying to cover up the marks on his legs).

One of the problems Ollie seems blind to is his height. His outfits tug and pucker due to his chest and shoulders, sure, but the main issue is that they're always way too short. And not in a "teehee aren't I flirty" way, but in a "the cut clearly is supposed to hit lower" way (or a "sir you appear to have forgotten to put on trousers" way). This could be rectified by putting him in separates instead of mini dresses, like any tall woman knows. That outfit would look far less off if it was paired with a skirt, shorts or cropped cigarette trousers. In fact, if we're going for pink outfits with the same vibe here's three price points;

Boohoo - £24 (belt the blazer with the skirt belt) / Lipsy for Next £88 / Ghospell £159 (the shorts come in matchy pink)

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That took me 15 minutes. If he really wants a dress he could even have a dig around Long Tall Sally (or just stop wearing mini dresses).

Oh yeah anyway I came into the thread to mention this tweet

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I'd assume this is about GCHQ (think like the NSA) being a sponsor. I think it's hilarious that Ollie is approaching it from this angle because of how its dripping with condescension while also implying he might win. Maybe it's because the influencer category has more famous and more interesting people in it this year, and Ollie's worried it'll harm his "most famous trans person in the UK" grift?

Really enjoy seeing Ollie get fashion SWATted by resident kiwis capable of doing so but my God ladies does it scare me to see what you can do to a hulking troon, let alone what you're capable of doing to an actual true and honest woman.