Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Snack Cracker]

She’s waiting outside Rylee’s high school, udders out, waiting for him to get a picture done?!

Way to ruin something wholesome by being a narcissistic twat.

I know he’s not her favored child but that poor kid. Even if his friends somehow don’t know about his whore hog mother they sure do after they notice her in the parent line/parking lot.

And not a dermatologist but if she has rosacea at all it’s very minor.
Not uncommon with her coloring but definitely something that could be managed if she cares.
Pretty sure most of the redness we’re seeing is irritation from products/diet/especially alcohol, maybe even recent and ongoing sun damage but since she’s on the fairer end skin wise and already has pink undertones it’s more visible on her.

There are all sorts of products and ways to reduce skin redness, but they’re useless for people like Tess. She let her body get that way, entirely unsurprising she let that happen to her skin.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Most teenagers are embarrassed about their parents, even when they have normal parents. So the horror of having tess as a parent, someone who is desperately trying to stay relevant, who is grossly obese, loud and obnoxious, and doesnt give a fuck about your boundaries, then high school is gonna be hell. I would want to switch to online schooling.

Tess wants to be noticed, thus the tacky, too small, things she wears ( like sports bras in public, rather than a shirt.). Shenis purposely trying tk get noticed and to make waves. She wants someone to call her out on her wearing a sports bra to the store so she can virtue signal and claim oppression and victimhood on social media.

She is a terrible mawm, especially with her nudes out in the public, the stupid shit she spouts off about in her social media ( sex toys, gross details of her life, ignorant woke opinions, lies about being so queer, etc).

 

[AbraCadaver]

She’s waiting outside Rylee’s high school, udders out, waiting for him to get a picture done?!

Way to ruin something wholesome by being a narcissistic twat.

I know he’s not her favored child but that poor kid. Even if his friends somehow don’t know about his whore hog mother they sure do after they notice her in the parent line/parking lot.

And not a dermatologist but if she has rosacea at all it’s very minor.
Not uncommon with her coloring but definitely something that could be managed if she cares.
Pretty sure most of the redness we’re seeing is irritation from products/diet/especially alcohol, maybe even recent and ongoing sun damage but since she’s on the fairer end skin wise and already has pink undertones it’s more visible on her.

There are all sorts of products and ways to reduce skin redness, but they’re useless for people like Tess. She let her body get that way, entirely unsurprising she let that happen to her skin.

Agree that that's not rosacea. That’s a fat sweaty bitch who lives in sunny California and dabs on SPF Not Enough in the morning (or for more comedy, relies on the utterly useless SPF content of her makeup), then glamourously and dewily sweats it all off within 60 minutes, and doesn’t bother to reapply for the rest of the day.

Same reason her chest looks like freckled bacon. Being a smart and savvy supermoddle, Tess knows that her skincare is totally optional and models don’t need to care for their looks. So she cooks her giant oily skin in the sun every day, like a whale made of sausages that beaches itself on purpose.

 

[John Milton]

She wore this to home goods?
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OMG what a skank. There's a reason they're called sports bras. You wear them under shirts etc. She looks like trailer trash that shops at Walmart at 2am.

I'm in shock, I know I shouldn't be surprised about anything she does but christ on a cracker.

PS I don't think Bowie is in pull-ups anymore. For his sake. Life is going to be hard enough for him when his friends find his mom's Instagram.

Ans she went to pick up her kid from school in that same outfit. Poor Rylee

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Yes.
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Thanx for sex ed FOR YOUR 15-YEAR-OLD SON, TESS THISASS.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Forgot to mention, remember how she donned two different bathing suits and took pics on her knees with her ahegao face on, in the hotel room of her family holiday trip, captioned “I look sooooo good on my knees (eighteen saucy emojis)!”

These new “on her knees” and bikini photos just posted are from the same room. How many fucking blowjob-advert mirror selfies did she TAKE on that trip?

The trip she bragged was her first real holiday in foreeeeeever (not counting the actual dozens of parties and “treat yoself” trips she’s been on in the last few months) and that she was sooooo grateful for because she wanted to focus on family?

I guess she saw the full-length mirror, which she doesn’t have at home, and decided mama needs to get that cakejohn cash and take a few way-too-blatant sampler pics to sneak past instagram and drum up some biz.

 

[NoReturn]

Which "partner" is this?

 

[Free the Pedos]

I have heard that parents not potty training their kids is an issue these days.

Apologies for using r*ddit for a source:
"You don't have to potty train kids to start kindergarten, the school will handle it." -a parent

Kindergarten students not toilet trained... options?? *_*

 

[Cripple]

I have heard that parents not potty training their kids is an issue these days.

Apologies for using r*ddit for a source:
"You don't have to potty train kids to start kindergarten, the school will handle it." -a parent

Kindergarten students not toilet trained... options?? *_*

Well given I've seen dangerhairs (women w/o children or even a partner of course) RRRREEEEE that any kind of potty training is "ABA shit" and "abuse" and that children "will go when they decide to" I can't say I'm overly surprised.

Well sometimes social pressure is a good thing because kindergarten is usually the first time a lot of children begin to realize not every parent is like theirs.

 

[Local Fed]

Which "partner" is this?
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So is this the 'sex education' that was talked about earlier? Such a weird thing for this moo cow to make a TikTok video about.

 

[Free the Pedos]

RRRREEEEE that any kind of potty training is "ABA shit" and "abuse" and that children "will go when they decide to"

We need a thread for anti-ABA autism moms. God forbid your kid learn not to bash his head on a table or bite his peers. He'll learn when he's ready.

 

[Umaibae]

I'm starting to think Tess may have rosacea.

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Looks pretty similar to this.

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That’s also similar to the malar rash you get when you have lupus, just saying.

 

[AuriSaurus]

California is experiencing incredibly poor air quality due to wild fires and smoke in the air. Coupled with reintroduction of masks, heat, and her overall general lack skin care, I think that’s why her face is so noticeably worse. She looks like a teenager with cystic acne.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

Wait, WHAT? Kelley and Tess are not unschooling their kids anymore? They were forced to enroll them in school?

Is it me, or has Unschooling become illegal in the USA and Canada? I can only hope.

I just want to drink the tears of these vain hogs, when their kids are forced to socialize with other people outside their possessive bitchfat mom. It is going to glorious!

 

[Pina Colada]

Wait, WHAT? Kelley and Tess are not unschooling their kids anymore? They were forced to enroll them in school?

Is it me, or has Unschooling become illegal in the USA and Canada? I can only hope.

I just want to drink the tears of these vain hogs, when their kids are forced to socialize with other people outside their possessive bitchfat mom. It is going to glorious!

Rylee and Bowie were most likely doing online school over the past year, though who knows how much the latter’s speech improved since. I have a good feeling Rylee’s grades are still sky-high!

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Which "partner" is this?
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[IBrokeBob]

Ans she went to pick up her kid from school in that same outfit. Poor Rylee

Seriously, that is so wrong of her to do so. Can you imagine the absolute soul crushing embarrassment of having that thing show up and making a scene taking pics? Its not even the fat- lots of people are fat. Its the outfit she chose to take pics at a school with her kid. Its like she basically showed up in her underwear and forgot to put the dress on. What she wore wasnt appropriate for any size female to wear to pick up a child from school and she damn well knows it.

This is her way of showing rylee that he can move away from her but that he can never escape her fat shadow, she will always be there to make sure the world knows who she is and that she is mawm of bowie and rylee.

Poor rylee!

 

[Water-T]

Seriously, that is so wrong of her to do so. Can you imagine the absolute soul crushing embarrassment of having that thing show up and making a scene taking pics? Its not even the fat- lots of people are fat. Its the outfit she chose to take pics at a school with her kid. Its like she basically showed up in her underwear and forgot to put the dress on. What she wore wasnt appropriate for any size female to wear to pick up a child from school and she damn well knows it.

This is her way of showing rylee that he can move away from her but that he can never escape her fat shadow, she will always be there to make sure the world knows who she is and that she is mawm of bowie and rylee.

Poor rylee!

Tess also dressed like that because she has some Stacy's Mom fantasy where all of Rylee's teenage friends will lust after her. Tess' behaviour around her half brother demonstrated that she's thirsty for male attention, no matter how inappropriate she has to act & dress to get it.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess also dressed like that because she has some Stacy's Mom fantasy where all of Rylee's teenage friends will lust after her. Tess' behaviour around her half brother demonstrated that she's thirsty for male attention, no matter how inappropriate she has to act & dress to get it.

I can also take a guess of the way she'd react if Rylee showed any hint that she made him uncomfortable, let alone confronted her about it. "Are you EMBARRASSED of me? You're just like your father. This is who I am, I won't apologize for who I am! If your friends give you shit then they aren't real friends!"

 

[IBrokeBob]

I can also take a guess of the way she'd react if Rylee showed any hint that she made him uncomfortable, let alone confronted her about it. "Are you EMBARRASSED of me? You're just like your father. This is who I am, I won't apologize for who I am! If your friends give you shit then they aren't real friends!"

Plus she might also make a virtue signalling pic, make rylee out to be the misinformed male telling a female how to dress, and how she wont raise her son ( who doesnt even live with her) to be that way, cuz she is so enlightened, after all.

Of course the pic will be of feeling "empowered" to post a nude selfie to show rylee that she will do exactly as she pleases, even if it makes his life hell.

I am intrigued about how rylee escaped. Was he the one that contacted the ex and told him how awful life was with her? After all, an ex would know exactly how she behaves and what horrors she is capable of. Or maybe rylee wisited the ex for a weekend and decided to never go home again.