Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[The Iconoclast]

Schizo theory: Hila's pregnancy went from three babies to one because she secretly underwent "selective reduction" (i.e. getting two of them aborted), and now she's suffering complications and may lose the remaining baby. To make the best of a bad situation they're laying the groundwork to blame it all on Trisha.

Oh god and now I'm gonna be unsurprised if that actually ends up happening

Hila miscarries and Ethan's family, despite knowing better, assigns blame to Trisha going on Keem's podcast and by extension, Keemstar himself (accusing him of another "murder" he isn't responsible for), and they use it as more ammunition to feed his rabid fanbase so they can attack everyone.

Nobody in that field is gonna question why Ethan's family was so gung-ho about involving themselves in drama, despite the apparent toll it was taking on Hila's pregnancy.

It's always someone else's fault.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Schizo theory: Hila's pregnancy went from three babies to one because she secretly underwent "selective reduction" (i.e. getting two of them aborted), and now she's suffering complications and may lose the remaining baby. To make the best of a bad situation they're laying the groundwork to blame it all on Trisha.

This is typical kike shit

 

[PeggieBigCock]

https://twitter.com/JustinRoiland/status/815796119712059392?s=20

Ah yes the incapacitated child sprawled out on a dirty carpet, adrenechrome must be a hell of a drug

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

This is typical kike shit

They can't help it, it's in their nature.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Hila miscarries and Ethan's family, despite knowing better, assigns blame to Trisha going on Keem's podcast and by extension, Keemstar himself (accusing him of another "murder" he isn't responsible for), and they use it as more ammunition to feed his rabid fanbase so they can attack everyone.

5 seconds after the miscarriage is confirmed, Ethan will upload a 10+ minute video filled with ads where he claims that Keemstar literally broke into his house and assaulted Hila with a baseball bat made out of mean words.

 

[The Iconoclast]

5 seconds after the miscarriage is confirmed, Ethan will upload a 10+ minute video filled with ads where he claims that Keemstar literally broke into his house and assaulted Hila with a baseball bat made out of mean words.

This is making me wonder though - just how much is Hila at risk for a miscarriage?

 

[Call Me Mellow Yellow]

These fools don't seem to get that every time they mention Trisha in their podcast it gives her exactly what she wants. Attention. If they so desperately want this to be over - STOP TALKING ABOUT HER! That's why I find the whole "Trisha is hurting Hila's baby" to be total BS

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

This is making me wonder though - just how much is Hila at risk for a miscarriage?

For women who know they're pregnant, about 10 to 15 in 100 pregnancies (10 to 15 percent) end in miscarriage. Most miscarriages happen in the first trimester before the 12th week of pregnancy. Miscarriage in the second trimester (between 13 and 19 weeks) happens in 1 to 5 in 100 (1 to 5 percent) pregnancies.

Take that for what you will.

 

[Apteryx]

Take that for what you will.

That number goes up significantly with age because most early miscarriages are due to chromosomal problems which happen more frequently in older parents. Yes my dudes your sperm goes stale too. Sperm btw is also affected by weight and things like smoking so Ethan's must be...well, not the best quality. Other risk factors are weight (she's likely underweight) and previous miscarriages. I'm not sure how multiples, or rather vanished multiples, come in to play.

There are websites that roughly calculate your risk (Like this one). I think she should be far enough along no for the risk to have significantly dropped, which is after the 12 week mark.

 

[Marche]

I was thinking them having some super autsitci retard child with major mental issues that cant speak and basically is one of those living giants that put holes in walls and shit themselves would be the best outcome for them, but they are rich and can just afford to have a tard wrangler while also using the tard as a way to virtue signal and shill scummy charities.

 

[Pig Boss]

I was thinking them having some super autsitci retard child with major mental issues that cant speak and basically is one of those living giants that put holes in walls and shit themselves would be the best outcome for them, but they are rich and can just afford to have a tard wrangler while also using the tard as a way to virtue signal and shill scummy charities.

This one goes out to all the Britbongs out there. Harvey Price 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[modern horrors]

Harvey Price 2: Electric Boogaloo

Reminds me of Etsubatsu Joey

 

[Barbarus]

Reminds me of Etsubatsu Joey

 

[Jones McCann]

And that kind of ties in with that point I made about Donna in my last post - she says that she'll hold Moses and Trisha accountable for Hila's potential miscarriage, and then grandstands about how Trisha is "making it all about herself" when talking about it, as if Donna herself didn't do anything bad or untoward. Like I said, the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Jews acting like jews, everyone pretend to be surprised by this development.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Jews acting like jews, everyone pretend to be surprised by this development.

I just find it interesting because until now I had been under the belief that Ethan's parents were relatively normal people whose main fault was maybe being too lenient with him and not nipping his more autistic behavior in the bud but it's looking like they're the same. The conniving thing isn't too shocking because that just comes with being a Jew but the sperg behavior did catch me by surprise

 

[AssignedEva]

Interestingly Ethan's released the final episode of Families. This is supposedly because it was just a gag after Frenemies ended and wasn't intended to be a real show, so they wanted to end it on a "high note" (but Ethan intends to have his parents on the podcast occasionally moving forward).

I find this suspect given they only recently redid the set, and I think it's probably because underneath the Ethan fanboying they were getting a bit of heat over his mum blaming Trisha for any potential miscarriage. Although Ethan might have a new host for next week.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Interestingly Ethan's released the final episode of Families. This is supposedly because it was just a gag after Frenemies ended and wasn't intended to be a real show, so they wanted to end it on a "high note" (but Ethan intends to have his parents on the podcast occasionally moving forward).

I find this suspect given they only recently redid the set, and I think it's probably because underneath the Ethan fanboying they were getting a bit of heat over his mum blaming Trisha for any potential miscarriage. Although Ethan might have a new host for next week.

The delusion of thinking people want to hear from/about his repulsive lizard like kike mother is fucking astounding. A good son would have kept his disconnected middle class Jewish family the fuck off the Internet. Ethans mom is such a lolcow she deserves her own subforum. She’s literally boomer Jew cringe.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Moses is one of the good jews, believe it or not. Look at him calling out the bigger nose here

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

imagine this is your parents and that your dad is known for looking like a fat out of touch slob on the internet while preaching about justice and social reform and your mom is an egirl wannabe who still can't speak English properly after only speaking it for her entire life. I just will never understand photos like this. Also this dude must have the smallest package in existence.

 

[Hagfish]

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imagine this is your parents and that your dad is known for looking like a fat out of touch slob on the internet while preaching about justice and social reform and your mom is an egirl wannabe who still can't speak English properly after only speaking it for her entire life. I just will never understand photos like this. Also this dude must have the smallest package in existence.

I wonder when Ethan will learn that being "ironically ugly" doesnt work if you are legit a hobgoblin.
This is of course assuming that he dresses like that and presses his chin inwards for "the mem", and doesnt actually think it looks good. i might be naive.