DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kornheiser]

I saw the new King of Fighters trailer and will Phil play it when it comes out? The fighting game fan would surely play an important franchise like KoF.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Jones Jay: "essentially I am terrified I have said something wrong or insulting to him."

*moments later*

Jones Jay: "Well Phil is a good person and I don't find him abusive, but I never know if I'm saying the wrong thing to him. He seems cool about things one day but not the next"

listen, some people want to be beaten.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Phil's gin tweet nights are some of the most entertaining aspect of observing this fatso. See, you can be entertained for free paypigs, and you don't need to watch his gameplay, either.

 

[metis]

I saw the new King of Fighters trailer and will Phil play it when it comes out? The fighting game fan would surely play an important franchise like KoF.

There have been streams where he talks almost the full length stream with Derich about his favorite teams in it. I think it's almost confirmed he will be playing it.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Speaking of car crash lore. Big ups Blooper World Order for the timely upload.

The video speaks for itself.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

With the whole Car accident lore being brought up again I have some thoughts.
1. It was 100% his fault
2. Phil is a very bad driver (Not sure if he was falling asleep or his natural sway got transferred to the car) We all know how bad he is when driving in gta, like he doesn't have any motor skills.... gin intake intensifies. I would like to speculate that he was in his lane, a car "came up" behind him going like 5mph faster than he was and he got very nervous and had a swanic attack ( Sway Panic Attack). He drove into the barrier and tried to blame everyone that wasn't him. Got minor injuries but it's Phil so he almost died dood.
3. All eye witnesses told a similar story of what happened and they figured out it was Phil. He will never bring this up.
4. Seattle's air has healing properties and his back is just ok now.

To be fair what pisses me right the fuck off is his "Half my face was burned" story.
Imagine how stupid you have to be to believe that, or how stupid Phil is to even make such a claim. We saw pictures of his face and there were no signs of any burn scars or burn related injuries. The fat git really needs to have something bad happen to him so he can stop making these exceptional stories up.
King of Suffering mate I swear.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Spoiler: imagine...

 

[KD6-3.7]

Alcohol can fuck you up good combined with how easily available it is to get and how cheap in comparison to heroine and cocaine.

You will wish you were dead if you get into deep if you cut out alcohol like that.


Powerlevel: Yeah lesson there. I had the same mindset until I fell into my limit and it becomes fever dreams of nightmares.

And this is why I’m glad I never had an alcohol problem. For over seven years I was prescribed VERY high doses of different powerful opioids due to an injury on top of a severe form of Rheumatoid Arthritis. Eventually got off them, but became very dependent on them, and ran out early a handful of times (sometimes over a week early), and I shit you not… it is hell on earth. It’s difficult to even describe how you feel mentally and physically. That withdrawal scene from Trainspotting is not far off. Never again.

We’d know it if Phil was ever withdrawing.

 

[Reef-Raze]

So I am noticing Phil is keeping track of the cars passing by his house a lot lately. The 'tractor videos are calling it paranoia, but I am thinking Phil is suspecting Kat of cheating on him.
I don't believe his grasp on reality is any more tenuous than usual, but I do see him leaving his seat for non-toilet related reasons. He even discussed on stream how his 'wife should be home by now, but it could be traffic.'

I'm not about to speculate on if Kat is indeed cheating on him or not, but Phil's behavior is absolutely indicative of someone with that suspicion.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Spoiler: imagine...

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I almost want to check out their game and show them some support for that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Speaking of car crash lore. Big ups Blooper World Order for the timely upload.

The video speaks for itself.

What. the. fuck. is. this. story?

To be fair what pisses me right the fuck off is his "Half my face was burned" story.
Imagine how stupid you have to be to believe that, or how stupid Phil is to even make such a claim. We saw pictures of his face and there were no signs of any burn scars or burn related injuries. The fat git really needs to have something bad happen to him so he can stop making these exceptional stories up.
King of Suffering mate I swear.

You can see now there is absolutely no indication he's had anything stronger than a razor burn. I also just realized that there were no side airbags in the 90s Escorts.

So I am noticing Phil is keeping track of the cars passing by his house a lot lately. The 'tractor videos are calling it paranoia, but I am thinking Phil is suspecting Kat of cheating on him.
I don't believe his grasp on reality is any more tenuous than usual, but I do see him leaving his seat for non-toilet related reasons. He even discussed on stream how his 'wife should be home by now, but it could be traffic.'

I'm not about to speculate on if Kat is indeed cheating on him or not, but Phil's behavior is absolutely indicative of someone with that suspicion.

There's nothing to check out. There is literally a gate at both ends of his road. Are the neighbors supposed to be shut ins like Phail?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

To be fair what pisses me right the fuck off is his "Half my face was burned" story.
Imagine how stupid you have to be to believe that, or how stupid Phil is to even make such a claim. We saw pictures of his face and there were no signs of any burn scars or burn related injuries. The fat git really needs to have something bad happen to him so he can stop making these exceptional stories up.
King of Suffering mate I swear.

At the very least, he could use it to explain his stroke face (nerve damage and all). But Phil’s too stupid to even think that far ahead.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

At the very least, he could use it to. explain his stroke face (nerve damage and all). But Phil’s too stupid to even think that far ahead.

The car accident situation could be real, but Phil being Phil likes to try and make himself sound like a badass.

It's hard to tell though, with how many goofy stories he has told over the years.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Mrstupid1

 

[Reef-Raze]

There's nothing to check out. There is literally a gate at both ends of his road. Are the neighbors supposed to be shut ins like Phail?

Honestly, that's what makes it so compelling. Why is he getting up to go to the door at the sound of a car driving by like a puppy?
This is the behavior of a man suspecting his wife of an extramarital affair.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Speaking of car crash lore. Big ups Blooper World Order for the timely upload.

The video speaks for itself.

wtf is with the paper thing
the average person would have just said "my car looked like a crumbled piece of paper"
phil goes off in describing the paper, and detailed instructions on how to crumble the paper

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The car accident situation could be real, but Phil being Phil likes to try and make him sound like a badass.

It's hard to tell though, with how many goofy stories he has told over the years.

That stupid “clean piece of paper” analogy he used reeks of embellishment.

Edit: Damn @ZehnBoat sniping.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

So I am noticing Phil is keeping track of the cars passing by his house a lot lately. The 'tractor videos are calling it paranoia, but I am thinking Phil is suspecting Kat of cheating on him.
I don't believe his grasp on reality is any more tenuous than usual, but I do see him leaving his seat for non-toilet related reasons. He even discussed on stream how his 'wife should be home by now, but it could be traffic.'

I'm not about to speculate on if Kat is indeed cheating on him or not, but Phil's behavior is absolutely indicative of someone with that suspicion.

I don't think it's if Catherine is cheating on him, I think Phil is only hoping she'll keep coming back.

Phil has no way of stopping Catherine from doing anything. When she has the car, he's stuck in that condo. He's helpless. And financially, Catherine is near the point where she can easily take a good portion of his income whenever she wants. She has all the power in this relationship now.

 

[Reef-Raze]

I don't think it's if Catherine is cheating on him, I think Phil is only hoping she'll keep coming back.

Phil has no way of stopping Catherine from doing anything. When she has the car, he's stuck in that condo. He's helpless. And financially, Catherine is near the point where she can easily take a good portion of his income whenever she wants. She has all the power in this relationship now.

Phil is way too dense to recognize that. He has the boomer mentality of 'me man, me breadwinner, me control relationship.'

 

[Iron Hamster]

wtf is with the paper thing
the average person would have just said "my car looked like a crumbled piece of paper"
phil goes off in describing the paper, and detailed instructions on how to crumble the paper

It's beyond juvenile but I guess when you're a childrens entertainer.............