Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[SixPennyWalnut]

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Fat narcissistic cunt.

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I know this is made up and never happened but I would absolutely love for him to try and interrupt me with his condescending rude snark like this in public.

How this guy gets off telling the world he’s a trained fighter and in shape tough guy, I’ll never know.

 

[Mr Moonface]

I know this is autistic but the fact he even brings a wireless mouse with him to type up his shit books in the pub makes him even more of a dick.

And the laptop's plugged in behind the bar, just to make an extra nuisance of himself.

I already posted this around twenty pages back, but for the new people to this thread, this is the top of Pat's laptop.

Writing at the bar on his laptop, using a wireless mouse, with the computer plugged in behind the bar, all while displaying "This machine kills fascists." What a colossal embarrassment of a human being.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I already posted this around twenty pages back, but for the new people to this thread, this is the top of Pat's laptop.

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Writing at the bar on his laptop, using a wireless mouse, with the computer plugged in behind the bar, all while displaying "This machine kills fascists." What a colossal embarrassment of a human being.

Good to know Fatrick is on the same mental level as the teenagers you used to see in the 00s with patches of George Dubya with a crosshair on him sewn on their backpacks.

♪Fuck you I won't sue who you tell me.♪

 

[James done did it]

Come now child, that was 2017, surely he's matured and grown as a person since then.

 

[Caverlock]

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More examples that totally happened of Patrick overhearing jerks and shutting them THE FUCK DOWN, child:

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Alexa, play Headstrong by Trapt


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ALPHA'd into silence:

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[Anonymus Fluhre]

More examples that totally happened of Patrick overhearing jerks and shutting them THE FUCK DOWN, child:

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Alexa, play Headstrong by Trapt
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ALPHA'd into silence:
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Bill Nye isn't a real scientist. He's an engineer who got a job doing Bill Nye the Science Guy because of his attempt at comedy.

If that happened at Emerald City I would have heard about it. The people running the Alberta and Saskatchewan cons wouldn't have shut up about it Since their friends with the people who run that con and even tried to buy it..

Patrick, just looking at you and I know you'd run away and cower if you got into a fight. You're a fat fuck with no backbone

 

[AnOminous]

Writing at the bar on his laptop, using a wireless mouse, with the computer plugged in behind the bar, all while displaying "This machine kills fascists." What a colossal embarrassment of a human being.

Woody Guthrie he ain't.

Alexa, play Headstrong by Trapt

And then everyone in the bar stood up and called him fat. Who does he think believes this shit?

Also Bill Nye isn't a scientist because he has no science degree. He has never done formal research. He has never done science. He is a science popularizer. Or he was anyway. Now he is an obscurantist and a propagandist.

 

[The Man From Nowhere]

I don't know if anyone has the video clip, but his whole argument about him being an actual tough guys falls apart in that video clip from a protest against pedophilia at some con a few years ago. He gets up in front of the camera, says something about defeating white supremacy and then runs away from the protesters like a bitch.

If anyone has a link to the video please post it.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I think Patrick here is trying too hard to be like Steven Seagal who's also a well known bullshiter. Even treats women the same. Probably shits himself too like Seagal.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Writing at the bar on his laptop, using a wireless mouse, with the computer plugged in behind the bar, all while displaying "This machine kills fascists." What a colossal embarrassment of a human being.

And it's written in sharpie, like it's his high school notebook. They make stickers that say this if you don't want to look like a complete (fat) dunce.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

More examples that totally happened of Patrick overhearing jerks and shutting them THE FUCK DOWN, child:

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ALPHA'd into silence:
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His lies are so enraging for so many reasons. The fact that he thinks anyone would believe any of this shit is an insult to everyone else's intelligence and just shows you how little he thinks of people and how highly he views himself that he can just tell these ridiculous stories to make himself look good. It's also amazing how specifically detailed the stories are worded to maximize the specific brand of hero that he is trying to portray himself as. Then of course, there's the "Tomlinson" which is a Hail Mary lie that Patrick puts into all of his stories to transform them from extremely unlikely to patently absurd.

His narcissism is so far off the charts - worse than anyone I've ever seen. You wanna feel bad for him because he *literally* has ZERO self awareness. Any normal person fibbing to make themselves look good, whether it's in front of a girl or employer or whatever, constantly has a foot on the brake to make sure their story doesn't wander into the realm of "unlikely". Pat on the other hand just floors it straight into absurd country to the point where even people who like him are scratching their heads saying WTF

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I daily drive a surface for work. I have about 30 of them in a cabinet ranging from the oldest models to the latest. I can 100% confirm they are the worst computer I've had the displeasure of using. Overpriced, gimmicky and they have revolting keyboards. The back of the keyboard is a felt material which I'm sure in fat's case is covered in stains from mid-tier poser bourbon. Also the screens break from the lithium batteries expanding from overcharging

The only reason you buy that laptop is if you're a total moron. A writer only needs battery life and a good keyboard. Any bargain-bin laptop would be a better choice. This guy is fat and makes lame technology purchases.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Small update: Pat was pretty boring on twitter today, he bought a new refrigerator and continued to blame Trump for setting up Biden over the Afghanistan withdrawal. A couple of tweets stood out from all the nonsense.

Unemployed college dropout refers to monoclonal antibody treatment for Covid as snake oil.

Wow, the treatment must be useless then. What does Pat's idol Dr. Fauci think?

He also reminded us again that his name isn't Rick.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Monoclonal antibodies have existed for roughly 50 years. I'd rather be treated with something that has worked for 50 years than something that was developed in the last 2 years.

 

[KingOfGains]

More examples that totally happened of Patrick overhearing jerks and shutting them THE FUCK DOWN, child:

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"If you don't you don't...." nice typing skills, Porky Pig. "EH BEH DEH BEH, TRUMP. EH BEH DEH BEH, ACTUAL TOUGH GUY." - Patty the Pig.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Monoclonal antibodies have existed for roughly 50 years. I'd rather be treated with something that has worked for 50 years than something that was developed in the last 2 years.

Pat McAfee, a WWE commentator currently tested positive for covid and he's fully vaccinated so these vaccines aren't working.

 

[9/11 Airlines]

"Pat McAfee, a WWE commentator currently tested positive for covid and he's fully vaccinated so these vaccines aren't working."*

I know a guy who got the vaccine and he didn't get covid, so the vaccine works!*

* These statements are equally retarded.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"Pat McAfee, a WWE commentator currently tested positive for covid and he's fully vaccinated so these vaccines aren't working."*

I know a guy who got the vaccine and he didn't get covid, so the vaccine works!*

* These statements are equally retarded.

You should take a look in the mirror some time if you want to see something really retarded.

 

[9/11 Airlines]

Will do! Thanks.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think Patrick here is trying too hard to be like Steven Seagal who's also a well known bullshiter. Even treats women the same. Probably shits himself too like Seagal.

Just swap the diner for a bar and this is basically Patrick's daily life as told by Patrick: