Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

Contents of the diary?

  • Boring, nothingburger document of some average teenager.

    Votes: 381 48.2%
  • Spicy deets.

    Votes: 122 15.4%
  • I don't care.

    Votes: 287 36.3%

  • Total voters
    790
ralph almost always uses someone else to do things like this, usually a blackmail victim

still got my bet on may. ralph puts together what to post and may can add her own catty insults onto it. she probably does that grating anime yandere laugh while typing it out. she is nearing three decades old and has a child on the way (maybe) and acts like a middle school girl on an anime binge and not to mention she’s beefing with this girl whose barely been out of high school for a year.
 
still got my bet on may. ralph puts together what to post and may can add her own catty insults onto it. she probably does that grating anime yandere laugh while typing it out. she is nearing three decades old and has a child on the way (maybe) and acts like a middle school girl on an anime binge and not to mention she’s beefing with this girl whose barely been out of high school for a year.
Whilst getting cucked by a disease ridden middle aged woman while trying to make some teen jealous
 
People seem to be forgetting how awful Fai herself is, Fai had plenty of chances not to be Backdoor Teen Mom:Thumb Edition. But at every avenue she didn't do what would have been logical. Even the idea of being knocked up by ralph a fat alcoholic 4000 miles away instead of a nice boy she knew, means she clearly had e-fame on the brain or something similar. She even went back to the dumb fuck despite her parents going across the country to pick her up. She was perfectly fine being his "Zoomer Girl" and being in a poly-relationship until she felt she was being pushed out.

As for the theory of Ethan wanting pantsu all along, i dont think so, or at least he didn't realize that was an option until it was too late. Say what you will about pantsu she: 1. knows how to cook so ethan doesnt have to pretend "california style" doesnt look like shit, 2.looks relatively better so Ethan doesnt have to pretend faith is some hot teenager when in reality she looks a 30+ year old single mom; ironically though thats also positive for fai for both her and ethan look 25 years older than they really are and just rough in general 3. looks better so Ethan can actually feel semi-confident when parading her around instead of his usual "pretend you dont secretly agree with the farms" bullshit he does with all his other hanger-ons 4. is more socially mature so Ethan can actually have her on streams and have a public presence instead of having her on such a lock-down that outside of three pictures its exactly the same as her hyping up her current "6'3" boyfriend 5.doesn't have helicopter parents so he wouldn't have to have humiliating arguments with fat fucks who look the same age as himself 6. won't affect his reputation so he wouldn't have been mocked as heavily for screwing someone 15 years instead of 20 years younger than him. So if he could have chose her over Fai, he would have

anyone with a brain knows the boyfriend is fictional. i know her parents are going a long with it but they're dumb as shit naturally. everyone that saw Fai's untouched photos knows there is no tall white knight coming to save her and her child, you had to be Ethan Ralph style desperate to get with her pre-child, and there is no way someone as immature and irresponsible as her will ever get her baby weight off, shes clearly been packing on the pounds since the kid was born. Which is actually pretty common with teen moms, pregnancy combined with the young age means the metabolism slows down way too quickly for a diet to properly account for it unless you're really on top of it, but if you were really that smart about your body you wouldn't have been knocked up in the first place, its why despite everyone being taught the rhythm method and dieting in schools the past century, very few actually can successfully do either and instead opt for surgery.
 
People seem to be forgetting how awful Fai herself is, Fai had plenty of chances not to be Backdoor Teen Mom:Thumb Edition. But at every avenue she didn't do what would have been logical. Even the idea of being knocked up by ralph a fat alcoholic 4000 miles away instead of a nice boy she knew, means she clearly had e-fame on the brain or something similar. She even went back to the dumb fuck despite her parents going across the country to pick her up. She was perfectly fine being his "Zoomer Girl" and being in a poly-relationship until she felt she was being pushed out.

As for the theory of Ethan wanting pantsu all along, i dont think so, or at least he didn't realize that was an option until it was too late. Say what you will about pantsu she: 1. knows how to cook so ethan doesnt have to pretend "california style" doesnt look like shit, 2.looks relatively better so Ethan doesnt have to pretend faith is some hot teenager when in reality she looks a 30+ year old single mom; ironically though thats also positive for fai for both her and ethan look 25 years older than they really are and just rough in general 3. looks better so Ethan can actually feel semi-confident when parading her around instead of his usual "pretend you dont secretly agree with the farms" bullshit he does with all his other hanger-ons 4. is more socially mature so Ethan can actually have her on streams and have a public presence instead of having her on such a lock-down that outside of three pictures its exactly the same as her hyping up her current "6'3" boyfriend 5.doesn't have helicopter parents so he wouldn't have to have humiliating arguments with fat fucks who look the same age as himself 6. won't affect his reputation so he wouldn't have been mocked as heavily for screwing someone 15 years instead of 20 years younger than him. So if he could have chose her over Fai, he would have

anyone with a brain knows the boyfriend is fictional. i know her parents are going a long with it but they're dumb as shit naturally. everyone that saw Fai's untouched photos knows there is no tall white knight coming to save her and her child, you had to be Ethan Ralph style desperate to get with her pre-child, and there is no way someone as immature and irresponsible as her will ever get her baby weight off, shes clearly been packing on the pounds since the kid was born. Which is actually pretty common with teen moms, pregnancy combined with the young age means the metabolism slows down way too quickly for a diet to properly account for it unless you're really on top of it, but if you were really that smart about your body you wouldn't have been knocked up in the first place, its why despite everyone being taught the rhythm method and dieting in schools the past century, very few actually can successfully do either and instead opt for surgery.
Faith is a idiot, emotionally unhinged and awful but she’s also a fucking teenager. Ralph is 36 and May almost 30 so unlike Faith they have no legit excuse for their tard behavior, bad decisions and stupidity.

Faith also caught all the consequences of her bad decision - she’s stuck as a single mom at 19 and her riding the Gunt online forever. Ralph and May are trying to harass a teenager that 36 year old adult male Ralph, not only released revenge porn of and humiliated, but also got pregnant and abandoned after she refused to be in some gross poly-relationship. Faith has certainly paid for her stupidity. Ralph still deserves a lot more pain for being a gross, groomer, dead beat, white trash degenerate piece of shit.

Luckily I think Horse woman and her spawn will bring it with a vengeance eventually and so will the local DA even sooner.

Why the fuck are you worried about Faith losing “baby weight”? She had a kid three months ago and she’s not a swimsuit model. Discussing Faith having 15 extra pounds when Ethan is a morbidly obese shitpile with a lard curtain to his knees is retarded. Faith is a fucking fitness model compared to Ralphamale.
 
Faith is a idiot, emotionally unhinged and awful but she’s also a fucking teenager. Ralph is 36 and May almost 30 so unlike Faith they have no legit excuse for their tard behavior, bad decisions and stupidity.

Faith also caught all the consequences of her bad decision - she’s stuck as a single mom at 19 and her riding the Gunt online forever. Ralph and May are trying to harass a teenager that 36 year old adult male Ralph, not only released revenge porn of and humiliated, but also got pregnant and abandoned after she refused to be in some gross poly-relationship. Faith has certainly paid for her stupidity. Ralph still deserves a lot more pain for being a gross, groomer, dead beat, white trash degenerate piece of shit.

Luckily I think Horse woman and her spawn will bring it with a vengeance eventually and so will the local DA even sooner.

Why the fuck are you worried about Faith losing “baby weight”? She had a kid three months ago and she’s not a swimsuit model. Discussing Faith having 15 extra pounds when Ethan is a morbidly obese shitpile with a lard curtain to his knees is retarded. Faith is a fucking fitness model compared to Ralphamale.
May is only 26. Just one year older than Vaush. I bet that Vaush will be the next e celeb she jumps too, since she is an upgrade from Goblina.

I just wonder who will be a better father for Demon Baby 2. Vaush the Future Diddler or the Ralphamale???
 
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Big Fat Frog
May is only 26. Just one year older than Vaush. I bet that Vaush will be the next e celeb she jumps too, since she is an upgrade from Goblina.

I just wonder who will be a better father for Demon Baby 2. Vaush the Future Diddler or the Ralphamale???
Point is May is a full grown woman. If she acts like this at 26 she would have been worse than Fai Fai at 19, because she acts as dumb as a retarded teenager now. (Just like a dumb teen she let a fat 36 year old unemployed loser knock her up too).

Of course Ralph really is the supreme white trash retard of the whole crew because he’s a 36 year old man who’s mentally on par with teen girls - as his flexing his new Armani purse purchase on Twitter aptly demonstrated.
 
ralph almost always uses someone else to do things like this, usually a blackmail victim.
It seriously doesn't matter. Lots of dumb white trash wife beaters get restraining orders specifying no-contact and think they're being clever by enlisting other people to harass whoever has the restraining order. They go to jail. The only reason Ralph won't for this is he isn't in the state where the restraining order is. But the prosecution will definitely note his retaliation against the victim and either charge hard or if there's a plea deal, will make sure he's prohibited from doing that by Virginia courts as well as California. And if he then fucks up and violates that in a drunken rage, which he will, he goes straight to jail. Or back to jail, if he fucks up that badly.
Gunt is Gunt's own controlled opposition.
Let me just say that regardless who posted baby pics, and we know it was Ralph, it's Faiths fault 100%.
No, that's wrong. Ralph is responsible for what he does. Nobody held a gun to his head and made him violate a restraining order. He can try crying that it was a trap, but it doesn't matter in the least. Nobody forced him to post that shit to /cow/ of all places.
People seem to be forgetting how awful Fai herself is, Fai had plenty of chances not to be Backdoor Teen Mom:Thumb Edition.
Yeah, she's awful and a retard, but so what? She's not the one on trial.
 
I think the reason I view Faith as far less shitty than Ethan Ralph is pretty simple. She was a dumbass teenaged girl who got lied to and knocked up by someone she probably viewed as 'famous' or similar. This isn't an odd occurrence. You can find this story in every town and city across the world. Obviously it is much more common among white trash, but there's a reason we frown on dating people at such young ages when we aren't near to it. They're retarded. Their brain literally isn't done forming and they can barely make decisions or think ahead.

Ralph though? He is more than old enough to have pulled his shit together. His situation is not one you will find in every town and city. I'm not saying white trash pieces of shit knocking up teens and ruining their lives are unique either but he has an audience and many other opportunities and situations they do not. He has a literal army of people warning him about every bad move he makes before he even makes it and he makes it anyway, most often BECAUSE they warned him not to out of some childish white trash rage. He could have buckled down and turned his streaming opportunities into something decent. With a bit more talent/effort/lessbooze/whatever he could have a much larger audience and not be the target of ridicule everywhere he goes.

Basically Ralph is like a rare trading card level piece of shit while Faith is just filler in a booster pack. That's how I see it. They're both hilariously stupid but one is obviously far more retarded. I will say though, thank you Ralph. Watching you throw any semblance of respect or dignity you had into the trashcan you dig your burgers out of has been one of my favorite things since I came here. Keep on showing them haters, buddy. One of these days you'll win, right?
 
No, that's wrong. Ralph is responsible for what he does.
True. I didn't intend to sound like Faith's responsible for Ralph's actions. But it's hard for me to justify sending him pictures and expecting he keeps them private when she knows, or should have known by now Ralph's disregard for anyone's privacy. She even said she suspected that he'll leak them, but sent them anyway.
 
Any way you examine it, it's very obvious that Faith is a complete retard who actively engaged in self-destructive behavior despite all warnings. But it's just as bad that Ethan Ralph encouraged her to do so, and I do not consider Ethan a victim. And Ethan is an older man refusing to take responsibility for his child bride. Oh, and his bastard, Xander. It's gross.
 
Yeah, she's awful and a retard, but so what? She's not the one on trial.
this is literally her thread dipshit, its essentially her trial.
Faith was "packing on the pounds" long before she got thumbed by pig and pregnant.
how dare you say that! you must be May or Dick or Digibro or anyone else we don't like; zoom maybe? /sneed
people seem to forget all the mean things people said during her face reveal. Dick was smart enough to never face reveal his girlfriend. its all about the idea. once people saw her it was easier to understand that she was a SSRI filled, possible former meth user with no skin care routine instead of the Kenzie Reeves, Ethan was hyping her up as then Ethan became even more of a joke than he already was. He wasn't just a poor man's version of creepy Mr.Masterson he was the Mad Magazine parody of Masterson. the sleazy act turned comical. him tripling down with that "california style" didnt help either.

thats the thing that turns him into a joke character instead of a real human. His blatant lies, he was clearly told to "fake it till you make it" most of his early life and that clearly doesn't work for him. imagine if instead of waiting for the fallout to turn on fai and dame and null he had enough self awareness to call this stuff out while it was going on. "you can tell her parents prepared most of her food", "its another dame friday because the pay piggies love his annoying laugh and soundboard", etc.

There's a world where 2.5 years ago Ethan decided to do the truffle shuffle after the gunt photo came out and an entire series of unfortunate events wouldn't have happened.
 
this is literally her thread dipshit, its essentially her trial.

how dare you say that! you must be May or Dick or Digibro or anyone else we don't like; zoom maybe? /sneed
people seem to forget all the mean things people said during her face reveal. Dick was smart enough to never face reveal his girlfriend. its all about the idea. once people saw her it was easier to understand that she was a SSRI filled, possible former meth user with no skin care routine instead of the Kenzie Reeves, Ethan was hyping her up as then Ethan became even more of a joke than he already was. He wasn't just a poor man's version of creepy Mr.Masterson he was the Mad Magazine parody of Masterson. the sleazy act turned comical. him tripling down with that "california style" didnt help either.

thats the thing that turns him into a joke character instead of a real human. His blatant lies, he was clearly told to "fake it till you make it" most of his early life and that clearly doesn't work for him. imagine if instead of waiting for the fallout to turn on fai and dame and null he had enough self awareness to call this stuff out while it was going on. "you can tell her parents prepared most of her food", "its another dame friday because the pay piggies love his annoying laugh and soundboard", etc.

There's a world where 2.5 years ago Ethan decided to do the truffle shuffle after the gunt photo came out and an entire series of unfortunate events wouldn't have happened.
“No skin care routine!!!” lol.

You should come up with a skin care routine for Ralph’s elephant hide Gunt and it’s angry red stretched marks. It’s really in need of a serious skin care routine. Sad his stretch marks are worse than the ladies he impregnates.

Maybe he should start with some exfoliating scrub followed by some vitamin E on his hideous lard curtain?

Not much can be done for Ralph’s fat pimply face. Maybe just get a bag of kitty litter to soak up all constant oil and sweat.
 
Back