I love how in the second one he says that it's a shame she only dates somebody because of his looks and not because he's such an awesome guy. And yet if she's not a 9 or 10, Pipsqueak doesn't want to know her.
Yeah, it was only a matter of time before people started to connect "Russell Greer: Hooker Aficionado" with "Russell Greer: Deranged Swift-Stalker".
And I actually excluded documenting DOZENS of posts along the lines of:
Go ahead Russ-sue me. Sue me directly. I'm bored out of my mind right now and could really use the entertainment.
You're with the wrong man! You should be with me, the dude who IG follows thousands of cheerleaders, twin peaks waitresses, porn stars and random hot girls/THOTS. Sure I badger and DM EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM that I love them, I want to date them and Im the right guy for them. BUT if you are willing to be the first one to fall for this, then I'll be all yours!
Welp i fukken loled mate, nice
This is fucking gold lol
"If you contact me again, I will pursue legal action."
It's actually a bit disturbing that he immediately leapt to Kiwi Farms being behind whatever that person said to him. I can't decide if it was just to undermine that person (why else bring up suicide?) or more likely, it's that all his boogeymen are being wrapped up into one. Null, Skordas, Kiwi Farms, some rando on Twitter, they're all the same entity somehow. Just like how Skordas is masterminding some conspiracy to, uh, do his job and defend people in court. And meanwhile, Russ can see no reason why anyone has grounds to criticize him except to make his life hard. He explained already. Gawd.
It's amazing, isn't it? Even by Russ standards, it's practically beyond parody. What's next, he decides to spend his weekends bursting into Italian restaurants just so he can disrupt any romantic dinners in progress? He decides to stand in front of a bridal boutique with a big sign reading "Don't marry him, marry me instead"?
There is something so hilarious about the combination of that corporate-looking icon, the bland-by-design name, and the tweets veering wildly in tone between "you WISH you was me, HOE!" and "ha ha I had a panic attack the first time I had sex... lol"
The farms live rent free in his mind eternally and he's hoping for his one stroke of genius to bring the entire site down. Honestly if he wanted to shame KF, he'd be better off shilling for it and Null while pursuing his lolsuitsIt's actually a bit disturbing that he immediately leapt to Kiwi Farms being behind whatever that person said to him. I can't decide if it was just to undermine that person (why else bring up suicide?) or more likely, it's that all his boogeymen are being wrapped up into one. Null, Skordas, Kiwi Farms, some rando on Twitter, they're all the same entity somehow. Just like how Skordas is masterminding some conspiracy to, uh, do his job and defend people in court. And meanwhile, Russ can see no reason why anyone has grounds to criticize him except to make his life hard. He explained already. Gawd.
He's really losing it. I've decided to just enjoy the ride.
I probably shouldn't mention this outside the secret Greer subforum, but Kiwi Farms is actually operating a broad network of social media accounts to harass Greer. Some are bots programmed for the express purpose of annoying him, and others are operated by actual Kiwi Farms posters. We have a few people doing in-person operations in Las Vegas -- nothing too dramatic, just scoping out his apartment, usually with the use of telescopic devices from neighboring buildings or from passing vehicles, and trying to find the most efficient way to access his apartment without his knowledge.
See, I knew the thing about not being an autistic illuminati was window-dressing. That's exactly what the autistic illuminati would say, innit?
It's true, 90% of the post mergers are CIA spambots, including me. MATI is actually a government numbers station to prime the MK Ultra radio van parked outside Taylor Swift's house to make her hate Greer, and Null secretly works for Mossad. I would know, I'm Josiah Ben Moonberg's handler.
