Some observations on how Rob is trolling Jack and why Jack is too retarded to get it:
1. He comments on using red pepper flakes to add some heat; this is a nod to how Jack abuses red pepper to deter Tammy from eating his food.
2. He properly demonstrates how to mince an onion; Jack is well known for fucking that up.
3. Lifts the pan; this is mocking Jack's "check da flame" autism and lack of object permanence.
4. Oh, before I forget; seafood in general. Jack hates and fears cooking seafood because food poisoning makes you not want to eat.
5. Uses avocado oil; a bit of a poke at how Jack ONLY uses olive oil.
6. Properly refers to sauteeing the onions as "softening them". Jack tends to call it "caramelizing" since he can't tell the difference.
7. States he wants the shrimp to contact the skillet's surface; a nod to how Jack crowds the pan and doesn't do that because glutton.
8. He notes that the shrimp is beginning to change color, but doesn't flip them. This makes light of how Jack always loves to just cook as fast as possible and leaves his meat partially raw as a result.
9. He ensures the vegetables, which were sitting to the side in the skillet, don't burn. A nod to how Jack on occasions burns onions to fuck by not moving them, though I'll admit Jack only screws that up when he grills usually.
10. Oh yeah, before I forget, his veg to meat portion's a lot more balanced than Jack's. Rob's showing that fatty can't diet.
11. He finally chops up his chives; a nod to Jack's tendency to make big horkin' pieces of spring onion.
12. Properly lights and takes a picture of his finished meal; a big troll to how Jack can't be arsed to do this, and instead just takes the first "acceptable" picture he can get... or steal a picture instead when he feels particularly dishonest.
13. Makes sure he gets some pepper with his shrimp; this is a poke at Jack tending to try and find the most meat in a dish he makes to have for himself.
14. Describes his flavor profile; he uses terms like "sweet, garlicky, and kick" to describe his dish. A big fuck you to Jack who tends to gurgle "cheesy, meaty, pepperonyiy" or whatever.
15. Lastly he's calling out that JackSeasoning is Garlic Salt.
All in all, he cooked a fine dish I'd eat, using JackSeasoning to boot, and is very loud and proud mocking the fat man with these videos. I wonder if Jack, now that I have described how Rob is blatantly mocking him with his videos, will block him. Probably, since he reads this thread.
Such a good Christian.
Also, this is clearly fatboy doing his "Any minute now GOD will GIMME what I so RIGHTFULLY deserve!" routine. Shame he proved how shit he is at his own holy book.
That was the best bit of sad ever, since he went full toddler meltdown. It's only beaten by him waddling to Wendy's like a special needs child to whine about his Double Bourgon Bakin Borgar, in his own words.
Reminder this fat homo regularly whines about masks and then is retarded enough to post this.
I get the feeling Cori's is maybe a few months away from going out of business. Still, amusing how easy it is to entertain the fat man, and this is the best video yet to show how little he cares about dieting or how food tastes in general.
Oh good, more boomer Tex-Mex places.
Because god forbid he do what he used to do and go to noteworthy places.
My guess is he's angy that he can't lie about the mushrooms being healthy due to their double-breaded nature, but since it gave him a lot of garbage food he doesn't care.
