DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SaidNoOneEver]

These ''men'' are living in a fat tard echo chamber of denial and self pity. All live to an audience of dozens of real fans between them

They seem to be denialing and self-pitying all the way to the bank though.

 

[Fapcop]

Imagine being more of a pussy than fucking Boogie.

The madman actually opened the door, went outside for a confrontation and pulled a gun at when he felt threatened in his own home.

(Yeah, Yeah... The “threat” was a fat YouTuber who threatened with “sissifying” him through hypnosis. But still, it’s the principle!)

Phil? He would undoubtedly yell “JASPER! HIDE! KHAT! CALL THE POLICE!” And then run down to the basement to some “detractor proof” safe room he probably built in secrecy, slam the door shut behind him and sit and rock autistically until Khat calls him on the intercom to tell him the coast is clear.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It's the absence of any mentions about him at all by most of the replies that is positive. The silent majority strikes again.

There really isn't a single mention of him in the replies until he shows up noting the positive things people are saying and there aren't even any replies to those. This is DSP trying to get another interview on TheQuartering.

EDIT: hasn't he said 500 times that he doesn't watch anything on Youtube and definitely doesn't follow any of the drama videos? Has Jeremy said anything at all about him since that last interview beyond blaming DSP's groundrules for not asking the questions everyone wanted?

 

[DeeTracktor]

They seem to be denialing and self-pitying all the way to the bank though.

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The local drive through and shitty overpriced gaming shite are the winners here though in terms of making the dollar dollar. It's just being siphoned through this gang of fat fuck wits. Consumers like these are the people who are paying for Jeff Bezos' space project because they rather buy shit they dont need to make them feel better for a few hours than actually address the deep lying self hatred each of them display on a daily basis

 

[Sona]

People need to stop doing this. He doesn't even acknowledge them anymore, you're literally just giving him money. You're a paypig.

They are all bad, but the worst ones are the "nigger nigger nigger faggot faggot faggot" ones, I physically cringed at every single one of those

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

A little off topic, but because it's been mentioned so much, especially by @Fapcop, what's the lore on this whole Kat getting blacked story? Is it purely because Phil hates basketball Americans so much? Or is there more to it?

 

[Lester Jones]

Suprcrzy is one salty motherfucker.

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He acts like a lolcow over Phil sometimes.

 

[Fapcop]

People need to stop doing this. He doesn't even acknowledge them anymore, you're literally just giving him money. You're a paypig.

Meh, it’s only a dollar.

(Yeah it would be awesome if contributions stopped, but they won’t, so 5 dollars or whatever in trolltips won’t make a difference.)

The thing is: Ignore them as he might, I’ll bet it still bothers him and annoys him.

His stream is his little kingdom, with Phil as King Gout. Every trolltip like that is a klink in the armor and a loss of control for Phil, which he fucking hates.

He might have learned to pretend to ignore them, but they still annoy him.

If he met his beloved tipsgoal in trolltips alone, he’d be miserable, pissy and take it out on the chat.

Having said that: Don’t trolltip, lol!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Meh, it’s only a dollar.

its still retarded

 

[bajagoogoo]

They seem to be denialing and self-pitying all the way to the bank though.

Rich is where he's at because he lives in parents extension. Alimony and a shrinking career will take what's left.

Jeremy will eventually get divorced. If his wife is smart. it'll be a costly one. His alcoholism is slowly creeping on the onlyusemeblade level.

Steve doesn’t have nearly as much money as he let's on. Dez made a killing in the divorce settlement and he's pissed away the rest. His YouTube and Twitch numbers are in freefall.

Phil has been in and out of financial debt since his 20's and is likely in debt again. His constant begging is starting to (albeit slowly) affect his ability to bring in new, legitimate supporters.

In 20 years these four will either be flat broke or dead.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Suprcrzy is one salty motherfucker.

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He acts like a lolcow over Phil sometimes.

Suprcrzy is more worthless than Phil. That's right, DSP creates much better content than Supercry

There is absolutely no need to ackackacknowledge Supercrys existence in the DSP thread

 

[Fapcop]

A little off topic, but because it's been mentioned so much, especially by @Fapcop, what's the lore on this whole Kat getting blacked story? Is it purely because Phil hates basketball Americans so much? Or is there more to it?

Don’t know if she’s getting blacked, but she rarely seems to be at home. Probably because she’s doing the Jim once again.

Phil has mentioned that she goes “to the gym” a lot.

Girl in her 20ies, with a history of cheating, married with an unattractive, asexual 40 year old weirdo?

What do you reckon the odds are of Khat getting something on the side?

 

[blahblahblah678]

Jeremy is nothing but a right wing snowflake himself, so he can fuck right off too.

 

[Wurstbrot]

(Yeah it would be awesome if contributions stopped, but they won’t, so 5 dollars or whatever in trolltips won’t make a difference.)

Literally not to us, but $5 matter to Phil. He's the narrator of every dollar halps and starving to death if he misses the tips goal one time.

$150 saves the house, the cat, bills get paid, taxes and backtaxes easily paid, games can get purchased, going out restauranting, all of that till at least the next stream and he tells those things weren't actually paid, and then gets memory-holed regardless of numbers and the hardcore begging starts anew.

$145 on the other hand is a failed goal, it equals to not making a single cent, Phil will lose everything, his career comes to an end and we trolls are at fault somehow, Jasper kitty will starve to death and his family is in severe danger, panic tweets and sleepless nights do follow, all of that till at least the next stream and then gets memory-holed regardless of numbers and the hardcore begging starts anew.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Suprcrzy is more worthless than Phil. That's right, DSP creates much better content than Supercry

There is absolutely no need to ackackacknowledge Supercrys existence in the DSP thread

I don't know how to feel about this guy "quality" of his videos aside. [REDACTED] did try to get him doxxed, but on the other hand he gets REALLY angry over DSP. Like popping a blood vessel angry over DSP. Maybe if you get this upset over some lolcow on the internet it's time to take a step back and re-evaluate your life.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I don't know how to feel about this guy "quality" of his videos aside. [REDACTED] did try to get him doxxed, but on the other hand he gets REALLY angry over DSP. Like popping a blood vessel angry over DSP. Maybe if you get this upset over some lolcow on the internet it's time to take a step back and re-evaluate your life.

He's clearly got some life issues and believes he deserves the things DSP has but doesn't deserve.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I don't know how to feel about this guy "quality" of his videos aside. [REDACTED] did try to get him doxxed, but on the other hand he gets REALLY angry over DSP. Like popping a blood vessel angry over DSP. Maybe if you get this upset over some lolcow on the internet it's time to take a step back and re-evaluate your life.

That was just the best, listening to Supercry rant about Coffeeman trying to doxx him on a show called ''To Catch A Paypig'' was wonderful. The irony of it still makes me chuckle thinking about it as I type.

Supercry is a failed content creator who's low effort content was the type that got nuked into bolivian by the great adpocolypse of youtube. He is jealous that Phil's shitty content is making more money than his own shitty content.

If you watch the video of Supercrys posted earlier it really is dogshit awful. I made it to 4 minutes before I had to turn it off, as he was just quoting the question posted in Phils chat over and over again. Then he started plugging ways to pay him for this... just exceptional!

 

[Salubrious]

phil: tweets a bot
bot: replies
phil: replies
bot: replies
phil: plz stop replying

fucking lul

I've always wanted a reason to use this clip.

 

[Pargon]

Literally not to us, but $5 matter to Phil. He's the narrator of every dollar halps and starving to death if he misses the tips goal one time.

$150 saves the house, the cat, bills get paid, taxes and backtaxes easily paid, games can get purchased, going out restauranting, all of that till at least the next stream and he tells those things weren't actually paid, and then gets memory-holed regardless of numbers and the hardcore begging starts anew.

$145 on the other hand is a failed goal, it equals to not making a single cent, Phil will lose everything, his career comes to an end and we trolls are at fault somehow, Jasper kitty will starve to death and his family is in severe danger, panic tweets and sleepless nights do follow, all of that till at least the next stream and then gets memory-holed regardless of numbers and the hardcore begging starts anew.

Binary thinking kills (but in this case is extremely funny). Five dollars is what separates Phil from being Immortal with a legion of dedicated, supportive people at his back versus the downtrodden underdog who has been beaten every day of his life for over a decade and is only barely remaining unbowed. There is no in-between. He is either a conquering hero (and incidentally he got there all on his own) or a man desperately clinging to life by his fingernails (and it was other people who put him there). And only you, yes you with the velcro wallet and shoes to match, can bridge the gap for the low, low price of whatever it takes to ensure the equivalent of nearly thirty-eight dollars an hour. Form an orderly queue with your prescreened messages ready; Mr. Burnell will not be taking questions today.

Please tip.

 

[LolCowCentral]

I don't know how to feel about this guy "quality" of his videos aside. [REDACTED] did try to get him doxxed, but on the other hand he gets REALLY angry over DSP. Like popping a blood vessel angry over DSP. Maybe if you get this upset over some lolcow on the internet it's time to take a step back and re-evaluate your life.

This^

I don't mind his content. To catch a paypig is a funny idea. It's just how mad he gets when doing it that makes me laugh at him and makes it cringe to watch. I think the content would have been better if he was just enjoying it and laughing about it/having fun with it but he takes it so goddamn personally.

**Even more annoying is the fact that He talks like an angry dad from the 50s.

"Listen here, BUDDY"
"I'm coming for you"
"You better believe me"

He says buddy more than South Park during Terrance and Phillip episodes.