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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
June could probably make her way with those Red Scare Podcast broads. She's a politisperg now and better looking than the both of them. She could probably pick up some Cumtown cock as a perk of the job.
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they're too big for her now, plus the slight age and cultural difference will fuck her, she is jersey trash, not the daughter of immigrants, like those cunts. also women dont have better looking women on their podcast for obvious reasons

Don't Tread on Me said:
You don't have to live in LA, Hasan. Gentrification is only an issue if you move into the ghetto. There are plenty of white suburbs with 1 million dollar properties that you could live in. Maybe Nebraska, North Carolina, or Kansas?
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exactly, plus LA is about 1000 square miles, there is tons of land people still build on, even somewhere on the water like long beach has a shitload of construction on basically unused land, for fucks sake disney was able to build a whole theme park in LA back in 2001 just with land they never built but brought decades ago, almost every part of that town has stuff like that, land that was brought for some scheme that never shook out decades ago, just waiting to be brought or used. if he said it was so it was easier to be with family, that could have worked. but still people drive an hour one way to visit family in that city. and again its not like NYC, where they already built to the city limits a century ago, and its either push people out or just not live somewhere. there is so much empty space in LA its unreal,
 
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Berrakh said:
That’s a perk? Internet Leftism sounds like the most unequal career path in the world with benefits like these.
Especially with sex. Seems like these sluts just get used until they’re unwanted which they correctly interpret as a betrayal of some kind.
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Internet leftism is just the capitalist patriarchy they despise, with extra steps. They are happy to whiteknight Hasan for being a millionaire, while the leftist e-girls get funneled into a harem for a few commentators at the top. Because being a slut who isn't promised anything in return for sex is very empowering.
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
I have to agree, because religious people frown on divorce and encourage family values. He's slowly becoming the fedora atheist coomer.

No, seriously, he bought a new fedora for his fedora collection.
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Not sure what fashion style he's going for, but he looks like he hangs out at the local mall and offers beer and weed to teenagers.
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His mantits are disgusting.
He looks like Wal-Mart Kid Rock circa "Devil Without a Cause". Where's his midget sidekick?
 
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sper said:
Sorry this is off topic but why do men generally announce who they’d fuck? Is it something they do when hanging out with friends to bond over and that’s why they also do it online which is where I get exposed to it?
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Oh yeah, we definitely do it in person. It's like how you play that game where you look at the clouds and describe what you see. Everyone has their own opinion and it's fun to share.

Doing it online with e-thots is pathetic, but with guys you hang out with in real life? It's as manly as watching sports.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:
With Afghanistan in particular the media is bitching about how we should stay and keep troops there because there are minerals and women's rights and democracy and shit.
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That’s so stupid. I doubt there are minerals to begin with and even if it does exist, how the fuck are you going to keep the mines running when you cannot maintain a military even with the help of the US Government.

jethro said:
He's always had a weird relationship with fashion. He buys clothes that appear costly but never make him look fashionable or well-dressed. He comes across more like a child playing dressup (...especially since he doesn't seem to know what an iron is).

And at this point he's better off investing in exercise equipment, because despite losing weight he still has tits.
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Niggernerd said:
Corporations and establishment good when they suck off my vote blue no matter who!
Braindead june doesn't realize normal people hate him right now because it was botched beyond belief lol
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“Normal people” don’t give a shit about Afghanistan, nor have they ever except maybe the initial six months of the war when we were still optimistic about it.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
apparently not on this forum, it makes you a monster. the sort that have relations with ogres
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It's chan culture leaking in.

Side note: That was an unexpected consequence of 'Rona. All those stay-at-home kids shitting up the internet. I saw so many webgirls get chased off of sharing sites, because some fool called her a roastie and the rest of us simps.

proteus4994 said:
“Normal people” don’t give a shit about Afghanistan, nor have they ever except maybe the initial six months of the war when we were still optimistic about it.
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They wanted a quick and dirty war fought on the cheap. That is how it was sold to us. Voters would never have agreed to it if they'd known the truth.
 
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sper said:
Sorry this is off topic but why do men generally announce who they’d fuck? Is it something they do when hanging out with friends to bond over and that’s why they also do it online which is where I get exposed to it?
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"In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls." - Terry A. Davis
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
Who's more likely to be single in 10 years? Shoe or Greg?

I'm leaning towards Greg. Shoe has thousands of simps, she just needs to clean up her act and stop thirsting for the gun of Vaush. She might have a chance to not be a cat lady.

Greg is going to be 50 in about 13 years which is pretty funny to me. He dumped that nice Aussie for no reason, so I predict Greg's coomer brain will lead him through a series of narcissistic flings until he reaches the point of being way too old to get girls with his looks, while also being too poor to get married. All those years of not having a real job and having invested his life savings in toys has to catch up with him some time.
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probably june tbh
as long as greg has fame and money, he'll always get girls.
june on the other hand? sure she gets thousands of simps, but what woman would unironically want to date a loser who simps for internet thots? so she's in a fucked position where all the guys she attracts are very far below her standards.
 
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Neko GF said:
Shuwu's main career path if something goes wrong on YouTube:
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Niggernerd said:
Tits don't matter when you live in a filthy room, retarded and balding
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What even was that comeback she attempted? The commenter obviously meant that her big selling point is being attractive to her male followers. She even calls herself a bimbo! And it’s not a “flex” that men would pay to fuck you, there literally doesn’t exist an ugly enough woman out there that there wouldn’t still be a guy willing to pay for it. She’s so cringy it’s just incredible.
 
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DumbDude42 said:
as long as greg has fame and money, he'll always get girls.
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That may be a win for Greg, but it is also a huge loss for society. Men are no longer expected to meet Herculean standards in order to be considered alpha males. You could be a one hit wonder, with a Youtube channel that can't even crack a million views, and chicks will still suck your dick years after you're irrelevant.

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Doug meet Greg, Greg meet Doug.
 
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