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Has a single detractor ever threatened to pledge to his Patreon in order to disrupt fan events?
Was wondering that to, I've skimmed most of this thread over the years and don't think I've ever seen it brought up. Even if it was the early video for pledgers example is retarded, would potential pledgers really go looking for obscure channels that host the videos a day or two before it goes up where they are subscribed?
 
Has a single detractor ever threatened to pledge to his Patreon in order to disrupt fan events?
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Is there gas in the car? I think the people down the hall know who you are!

Its really dumb, but I decided to re listen to Kid Charlemagne. And I completely forgot

"Your patrons have all left you in the red
Your low rent friends are dead
This life can be very strange"

It even talks about how his clients left the drug and partying life and grew up and left him. This song really works for Phil. Its astounding.
 
You know I've been thinking know what would be a interesting idea for gaming tournaments? A seniors league, seeing as the average age of a professional (insert game here) ranges from fetus to the methuselah age of 27 they should have leagues for players oh say 37 and up with their boomer reflexes the PGA does it why not EVO?
I’m no active follower of the FGC but I’d imagine Alex Valle could have dementia and could still whoop Phil’s pattern play. You have to put Phil in a Billy Madison like situation regarding tournaments. The noob that secretly is a scrub.

It’s like those videos I see from time to time of a black belt in a martial art goes a day as a white belt to see if anyone catches on who they are. You’d have to place Phil in a “Beginners tournament”
But there’s still a decent chance Phil can lose even in that.
 
For the last time, he can't sell his house. It's only worth around $275k more than he paid for it.

$100k to pay off debts (which are nowhere near that). Say $25k for moving and fees? That leaves $150k to buy a new house. +the deposit he put down. +what he already paid off. Let's be generous and say he only comes out with $150 in cash.

Where the hell in the US can you buy a house for only $150k?
- Oklahoma https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/535-W-Main-St-Chouteau-OK-74337/125651464_zpid/
- Montana https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/703-California-Ave-Libby-MT-59923/78173575_zpid/
- Virginia https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2905-Northumberland-Ave-Richmond-VA-23220/12528547_zpid/
- South Carolina https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1264-Manning-Rd-Sumter-SC-29150/69192869_zpid/

...oh, turns out pretty much everywhere. Unlike his prison, they all have gardens.

He lives in a shit house, in a shit gated community, in a shit part of a shit state because he thinks he's entitled to it. He is. Deserves all the shit his life is. Houses like his exist for people earning insane amounts of money, in crap jobs ,who need to be close to work and can't live somewhere better. I'd rather live in Wings trailer (-Wings).
 
yes actually. Someone donated to his patreon and leaked his private Q and A videos. It was pretty funny cause in one of the videos he calls review tech usa a retard.
Well that will be one reason why he dropped his revival of Patreon so fast. Probably shouldn't have posted them so quick, let him build up more evidence of how much he hasn't changed, first. Oh well.
 
I’m no active follower of the FGC but I’d imagine Alex Valle could have dementia and could still whoop Phil’s pattern play. You have to put Phil in a Billy Madison like situation regarding tournaments. The noob that secretly is a scrub.

It’s like those videos I see from time to time of a black belt in a martial art goes a day as a white belt to see if anyone catches on who they are. You’d have to place Phil in a “Beginners tournament”
But there’s still a decent chance Phil can lose even in that.
There's a term for those guys if I recall and it's a sandbagger and usually it's not that they are a blackbelt in the same discipline but rather something else that's similar to what they're pretending to not know. Examples would be a guy who's a black belt in say Judo or Tang Soo Do going into jiu jitsu or karate as a white belt you may not know the fine points but you've learned how to punch and kick and throw better than the grade schoolers you're matched up with.
 
Massive Twitch rant in progress, Lolol!

Phil is “sick and tired of working my ahss off, to do what you guys, my viewers want, because I listen to you guys! Only for a giant corporation to take it all away!”

Twitch is a terrible company and don’t know WTF they’re doing according to übermanagement consultant Phil Burnell!

Boatloads of salt y’all!

EDIT: Shocking news y’all! Phil did NOTHING wrong! It’s all Twitch and trolls fault!
lmao. I guess Phail isn't happy with my 100 day celebration post. Hi Phail!
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ahahaha,
his solution to his incompetence is for youtube to make membership donations so that he can have some retard drop 600 paid memberships like on twitch.
he is realizing that he is in the verge of sinking bellow $10k permanently and his first thought is to ask for more money offering the same shitty content he's been doing to years.
rats learn faster than phil.
They can donate there just like they did on twitch for around the same money.
 
Well, that prestream was pretty much one of the best gold mines I've seen in awhile. The funny thing is that one of the detractor YouTube channels could probably upload that prestream, edit out the boring bits and dead air while keeping the gold dust in, give it a fancy title, and then easily get 10-100x the amount of views that Phil would get on his own YouTube version of it.

Also, I liked that bit where he says he's sick and tired of all the trolls and detractors "picking on him" and that 'rumors' like the WWE Champions spending has persuaded people who were on the fence about contributing to him to actually not contribute because they know their money is getting sucked into a black hole. And Phil says he doesn't know what to do to stop it. Well, I know what you could do Phil. Stop being a fucking pussy and show your phone on stream to prove that you don't even have the app installed on your phone. But you won't do that because you're either too much of a pussy to do so or you're a fucking moron/liar. Probably both tbh. Man, saying this guy is delusional is the biggest understatement of the century.
 
Now this was a classic prestream harkening back to pre-vest streak days. Just Phil being bitter and angry at the world and anyone who wronged him or who he thinks wronged him without having to be baited into it or anything.
In thinking on it, I wonder if his mood today has anything to do with his Jasper grift blowing up in his face? I mean, if he was really counting on those pitybux, and we ruined it, what better way to get him pissy?
Also, I liked that bit where he says he's sick and tired of all the trolls and detractors "picking on him" and that 'rumors' like the WWE Champions spending has persuaded people who were on the fence about contributing to him to actually not contribute because they know their money is getting sucked into a black hole. And Phil says he doesn't know what to do to stop it.
Wait, to anyone but Cuckroach here, did he actually do that? Put 2 and 2 together and figure out that his retards are holding out on him because of his not-so-secret addiction? If so, that's even dumber than confirming the LINE account, though it's pretty juicy too because that means Mr. Potatohead has possibly figured out a number of other things recently as well, that are contributing to his crankiness...
 
Not sure if I ever heard so many lies condensed in a certain amount of time. This is just a an excerpt.

Pignosis - The Prestream

"As I'm struggling and doing my absolute best, I am trying to make ends meet, I'm trying to make sure that everything is taken care of that's important. You know, I am, you know, literally penny-pinching around certain situations to get by. And then you got these scumbags who everyday have to talk shit about me and have to make shit up to make people hate me and act like everything I say is a lie and that really upsets me because when you are in a situation like I am right now where every single stream is important, alright, every single contribution is so appreciated as all going literally to'rds the most important stuff that it could possibly go to'rds, to have scumbags saying stuff about you constantly behind the scenes...Number one! It could actually make people who don't know that much about me turn off from checking out my stuff cause eh 'Wow, here's a guy who makes genuine kahntent but this persons claims that all his money is going towards these stupid things, these frivolous things, these terrible things and he's lying to his audience.' But I'm not doing that."
 
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Well, that prestream was pretty much one of the best gold mines I've seen in awhile. The funny thing is that one of the detractor YouTube channels could probably upload that prestream, edit out the boring bits and dead air while keeping the gold dust in, give it a fancy title, and then easily get 10-100x the amount of views that Phil would get on his own YouTube version of it.

Also, I liked that bit where he says he's sick and tired of all the trolls and detractors "picking on him" and that 'rumors' like the WWE Champions spending has persuaded people who were on the fence about contributing to him to actually not contribute because they know their money is getting sucked into a black hole. And Phil says he doesn't know what to do to stop it. Well, I know what you could do Phil. Stop being a fucking pussy and show your phone on stream to prove that you don't even have the app installed on your phone. But you won't do that because you're either too much of a pussy to do so or you're a fucking moron/liar. Probably both tbh. Man, saying this guy is delusional is the biggest understatement of the century.
Too late now since the game can be verified/accessed through facebook. He could just uninstall it from the phone now and not lose it. His time to prove it's not him is long past.
 
Well, that prestream was pretty much one of the best gold mines I've seen in awhile. The funny thing is that one of the detractor YouTube channels could probably upload that prestream, edit out the boring bits and dead air while keeping the gold dust in, give it a fancy title, and then easily get 10-100x the amount of views that Phil would get on his own YouTube version of it.

Also, I liked that bit where he says he's sick and tired of all the trolls and detractors "picking on him" and that 'rumors' like the WWE Champions spending has persuaded people who were on the fence about contributing to him to actually not contribute because they know their money is getting sucked into a black hole. And Phil says he doesn't know what to do to stop it. Well, I know what you could do Phil. Stop being a fucking pussy and show your phone on stream to prove that you don't even have the app installed on your phone. But you won't do that because you're either too much of a pussy to do so or you're a fucking moron/liar. Probably both tbh. Man, saying this guy is delusional is the biggest understatement of the century.
See what happens when you don't give him money? He's way funnier, OIC. Take that lesson to heart.
 
It could actually make people who don't know that much about me turn off from checking out my stuff cause eh 'Wow, here's a guy who makes genuine kahntent but this persons claims that all his money is going towards these stupid things, these frivolent things, these terrible things and he's lying to his audience.'
Whatever happened to his assertions of people hearing bad stuff about him, watching his content, and discovering he's an okay guy? I thought that was a regular thing? Guess not...

Oh, and now we know to ramp up the talk of Champions. Good work, pigroach. lol
 
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