US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I heard one of the biggest mistakes he made was being tricked by a bugman from the Cathedral into NOT firing everyone from Obama's admin, meaning for a good chunk of his first term, he had moles actively seeking to fuck him and his policies over. I like to think he wouldn't make the same mistake twice, and would just fire everyone en mass, even if the GOPe told him not to.

At this point, I want more than letters of resignation. I want them to do so after crawling through the supplicant door.

What the hell is ISIS-K? I keep seeing that name on news report.

Is it overclock-able Muslims?

We're assuming they aren't CIA trying to maximize body count to get the US to come back.

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The GOP should actually pull an Emily Molli and hold a session. Nothing would be binding, but that wouldn't matter because the optics of looking like they're doing something is better than what Pelosi is doing.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I used to believe this until I saw how faggy our military became through tiktok and how inept the leadership is through...well everything the past 10 years.

Hey, even the vanguard has its use. Plus, I'd rather my tax dollars go to that then some dude's surgery to lop their cock off.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

My wife and I were trying to think of a worse disaster militarily since the Tet Offensive (which the NVA still got their shit pushed in but then the press ran their mouths and lost the war) and we've come up with one.

The Beirut Barracks Bombing. The local commander wanted blockades for the entry because intel said there was some shit coming. The CIA told the State Department that nothing was happening, the State Department refused, and a bunch of jar heads got ganked.

BUT, people took responsibility, rules and doctrine changed, heads rolled.

We thought about Somalia, but when that went down, everything went live and guys were chomping on the bit to go in and fuck shit up. Clinton pulled us out because he felt there wasn't anything there worth one more American life, and only 9 were killed.

This is unprecedented.

The Commanding Generals are all desk polishing lifer scum that I wouldn't trust to run an orgy in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons.

The VP is a cackling witch who may or may not have Tourettes.

The President is busy shitting himself while his wife handles his calls.

The House is busy celebrating women's day or some shit.

We've got dead on the ground, we're welding the gates shut, and all they can do is PR spin.

So I ask you, my fellow wounded vets... do you feel as angry at what the government has allowed our military to become?

I honestly feel bad for veterans, especially in the recent conflict. A coworker of mine can't even look at the news and doesn't wanna hear anything about it cause it really hurts him a lot. Don't know how my father feels with it cause I haven't really talked to him or been around him to really discuss such things. I've discussed it before, but say it again. Everyday I grow to understand and less angry with my father steering me away from going enlisted years ago when I was 18. I see how much that would hurt a parent having their child going off to a war that they themselves fought prior. Especially one that's story ends with such sourness to the taste to put it lightly

 

[Dona Morte]

At this point, I want more than letters of resignation. I want them to do so after crawling through the supplicant door.

We're assuming they aren't CIA trying to maximize body count to get the US to come back.


The GOP should actually pull an Emily Molli and hold a session. Nothing would be binding, but that wouldn't matter because the optics of looking like they're doing something is better than what Pelosi is doing.

You missed my points they are doing a LOT OF praying.

 

[potato fan]

This could end up being a really fucking stupid choice in the coming days

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no fucking way this was done out of incompetence, they WANT talibans to capture those allies so they can say "whelp we tried to extract them but they never showed up at the airport"
The next large terrorist attack in the US is gonna be some disgruntled afghan interpreter who has had his family killed just becuase of this stupid list

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Remember boys, this is all on just ONE Airport that is being constantly monitored.

I'm horrified at what other people that "sheltered in place" are experiencing right now. Maybe not mass scale ops like SVIEDs or whatever those ackbars are called. But they don't need that for a more personal touch.

At this point the kindest thing we could do for the civilian population is airdrop some packaged pills of cyanide for anyone who would rather give themselves or their kids a quick death instead of enduring rape and torture at the hands of savages.

 

[A_Skellington]

I'm not sure if this helps or hurts Larry Elder's chances in the recall.

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Oh shit, could 25th actually be a possibility?

 

[draggs]

The Trump curse is real. His name is a killing word.

The Knights of Standards & Practices tried to warn us about the curse word of Drompfh

 

[LUNEKO]

I would gladly take a heinleinian revolt of the veterans at this point.

Now now, i know this is exactly how military coup d'états begin but let's not get carried away, less we want the glowies to shut down the site because someone forgot to say "in minecraft" again

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

New thread theme.

 

[MirrorNoir]

The best option for Biden and the Democrats would be to reveal the results of the election fraud and scarper whilst the media forgets Afghanistan and reeeees about the return of Orange Man.

This administration is terminally fucked.

There are no best options.

They can't rig the 2022 elections after their last election rigging drew so much attention that they will have even MORE eyes on it in 2022. Removing Biden anytime now is to basically cede the midterms to the GOP and worse, will render Kamala an impotent lame duck President who won't be able to win in 2024 even if they do it after the election. And if they lose the House in 2022, they are 100% fucked because then impeachment time is aa coming and karma's a bitch.

Their only hope is martial law and a full on declaration of dictatorship at this point, as they've basically destroyed the DNC branding for a generation at least.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Watch Biden try and tout the barely above expected GDP growth numbers (6.6% instead of 6.3 expected) sometime during this speech that will be completely tone deaf and disturbing.

Easy money on a hard push to blame Trump, with scripted hand slam on the podium to show he's angry, gosh darn it fat.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

At this point the kindest thing we could do for the civilian population is airdrop some packaged pills of cyanide for anyone who would rather give themselves or their kids a quick death instead of enduring rape and torture at the hands of savages.

Save the last bullet for yourself, Annie.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

All of this because you wanted to give what was likely going to be a very hackneyed, meandering speech on 9/11. Was it worth it, Joe?

 

[Salubrious]

So much crazy shit has happened today that it's somehow being overlooked that BIDEN GAVE THE TALIBAN A LIST OF AMERICANS TO KILL!!!!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Oh shit, could 25th actually be a possibility?

Recent polling indicates Kamala is radioactive, and that polling is days behind and real opinions are in freefall. Gavin Newsom is actually MORE popular.

 

[BubbleButt]

Reddit cares more about being smug over proud boy retardation than actual tragedies.

That site is a rotten husk of Democrat shilling and it is actually upsetting

 

[Billy Beer]

They can always go with the MUH DELTA narrative.

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"GET VACCINATED SO WE CAN PREVENT COVID DEATHS!!"

"1000's dead due to error? Death is a natural part of life"

 

[A_Skellington]

I'm seeing more and more of these.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

They can always go with the MUH DELTA narrative.

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I guess that's Biden's fault too, then.

But I mean, MSNBHeeHaw has been trying to shill for Biden ever since this happened. Even CNN of all places isn't as egregious with this as MSNBHeeHaw.