US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[FlappyBat]

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At least some people can still admit when they were wrong.

You know, that surprised me. I'll give him credit for admitting that.

 

[Meat Target]

Nobody has mentioned assassination. Extra karma points if it's at the hands of a disgruntled afghani who has lost everything.

Or a totally-not-a-Glowie MAGA domestic terrorist.

 

[Oats12345]

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At least some people can still admit when they were wrong.

Well I got some more respect for Sam Harris now

 

[Ow The Edge]

Well gentlemen (and ladies) time for the annual betting tradition of how late you think Biden will be:

It’s gonna take at least four hours for the drugs to kick in this time.

 

[Oxous]

Oh shit, could 25th actually be a possibility?

Nothing ever happens

 

[Marissa Moira]

Or a totally-not-a-Glowie MAGA domestic terrorist.

What about a college professor?

 

[draggs]

Betting on canceled for the day. There's a storm going on there, and shit just keeps happening.

Consider the 'optics' of Joe looking like shit stumbling over his words while thunder constantly booms

 

[Iuz]

After the way they treated the National Guard in DC and this Afghanistan clusterfuck I doubt they would have the loyalty needed for such a thing. It's also obvious that the upper brass aren't even able to arrange an evacuation, much less an oppressive dictatorship. You might as well try to grab the fucking moon like you're Bruce Almighty.

I suppose there is a reason these sorts of things historically are done by Colonels and lower ranks.

 

[Billy Beer]

Biden ain't resigning bros.

Take solace in the fact that he is the last of the old guard. Clinton, Bush, Obama, all gone. No sons to take up the mantle, the lineage ends with Biden.

 

[Meat Target]

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[Marissa Moira]

Consider the 'optics' of Joe looking like shit stumbling over his words while thunder constantly booms

At least he can shit his pants and nobody will be the wiser.

 

[tehpope]

I'll be taking bets in stickers.
one hour
two hours
three
four
five
stroke

 

[gaystoner]

trror attac...i STILL READ THIS IN GEORGE BUSH'S VOICE.

fuck you globalist

 

[X Pac Heat]

Biden ain't resigning bros.

Take solace in the fact that he is the last of the old guard. Clinton, Bush, Obama, all gone. No sons to take up the mantle, the lineage ends with Biden.

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
Faggot looks like Big Boss

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

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At least some people can still admit when they were wrong.

Ham Sarris LOL. Now if Peven Stinker could do those cringe inducing dance moves in reverse, that would be great.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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Fucking disgusting

 

[mr.moon1488]

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I'd really like to see some rare non-cucked General pull a Caesar at this point, but that's not going to happen.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

"No Mean Tweets" is now no longer a meme.
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"It's the media's fault Biden fucked up! Trust Aaron Rupar!"
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I rarely wish death on people, these folks are pushing it. My only solace is they'll continue to Cope, Seethe, and Dilate.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

There will be no acceptance of responsibility. Only deflection and spin.

It makes you wonder when the people who voted in Biden are going to realize that this is all on them.

They claim that everyone who voted for Bush in 2000 has the entire War on Terror on their hands.

Well, here's their blood.

Take your medicine, you feckless cunts.

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I think I just had a stroke.

Leave it to Vice to piss on a corpse's face before the body is cold if it gets them Commie faggot brownie points.

 

[gaystoner]