US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[ShapelyMutton]

>Defend our interests and our people
HERE WE GO BOYS

 

[Quixotic Man]

War round however the fuck many!

Lets go boys!

 

[Dona Morte]

Hunt down?
With WHAT?!
Your walker?!

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Big words for a senile old fool who can barely speak

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Joseph, as God as my witness I can guarantee Beau is looking down upon you with utter shame. He wants all the other ghosts to call him Beau because he wants to forget he is the junior of a real piece of shit.

Not only did the wrong kid(s) die, the wrong parent died.

(In minecraft)

 

[Celebrate Nite]

lol is this nigger pulling a Bush jr with those threats???

 

[tehpope]

Basically blamed trump for ISIS-K because he let 5k out of Prison.

 

[GuntPunt]

Imagine even giving the time of day to someone who holds the corpse of his son up to cover his ass.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

It honestly would've been better if he came out, visibly crapped himself, and left. All without saying a word.

This greasy horror show just shows how detached they are from reality.

 

[LUNEKO]

"I've told my colonel to organize strikes on ISIS"
HERE WE GO AGAIN, REV UP THE FOREVERWAR BOIS

 

[Kramer on the phone]

He sounds rough. Can barely speak words. lot of spaces between sentences

I mean he's almost 80 years old, even with the best medical care any stress can fuck them Princess Leia's mom died of a broken heart, imagine whats coursing through this guy's veins to keep him alive. even with the best medical care in the world the stress of losing a war is probably destroying him. Everyone probably is praying to god he doesn't collapse while doing one of these speeches

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I mean what is the plan now, he's just saying a bunch of stuff that has no bite

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I’m not watching whatever the fuck this guy is saying. I have no respect for the administration, or the military heads that suck the administrations dick. They are the enemy of the people. Fucking blaming civilians and welding them out (Hai China!) of the only route of escape. AFTER CREATING THE ENTIRE SITUATION BY NOT ADHERING TO A DEAL, AND TRYING TO GET SOME CAPITAL. Straight up treason. This is all so sickening.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Fuck that. This guy has been in office for PLENTY of wars.

Don't get me wrong, I ain't defending him. Being in office during wars amounts to sitting at a tableclothed dinner table each night. I can forgive his ignorance, but not his stupidity and greed. He's dead in my eyes.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

does this mean america is going to ally with the taleban to get rid of isisk

 

[HandsomeDan]

Oh wow, I know they are just scared to death right now of this tough talk.

Keep quoting the Lord you piece of shit.

 

[Scale Smerch]

Continuing the evacuation after your people already admitted no one else is getting into the airport. Sure Joe, anything you say

Also good luck with those airstrikes on ISIS in Afghanistan, Taliban might have something to say about that

 

[Dona Morte]

Uninimity?
What's that?
The BIBLE?
THE FUCKING BIBLE!?

 

[Quixotic Man]

"Joe we need a plan to get our people safe!"

"I'm working on it!"

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1431006785993838595