US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[mandatorylurk]

this charm attempt is disgusting

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

He just fucking skipped the question about the list of names. Here we go, Trump bad....

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

THE MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT EVER.

 

[Overly Serious]

Did he just refer to the war in Afghanistan being "won".

Ugh - more jokes.

 

[X Pac Heat]

What the fuck? Most interesting man in the press!?


12 MARINES ARE DEAD! TAKE THIS SERIOUS YOU BASTARD!

 

[Scale Smerch]

"They were let through"

Spin removed - > "They weren't let through, but we're going to count it otherwise because bigger numbers better"

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>Let me take a question from the most interesting guy i know in the press
THIS IS A FUCKING POPULARITY CONTEST NOW???

 

[Salubrious]

Ben Shapiro snuck in with this last question about no deaths since February 2020.

 

[Ow The Edge]

God doesn't help those who do not help themselves. Also yes, a question about the names.

God have us the gift of intellect with the expectation that we would use it. I hate to imagine what he thinks of this.

 

[buttvomit]

this mother fucker is blaming TRUMP jfc

 

[draggs]

He just fucking skipped the question about the list of names.

Common tactic, answer the easier question and ignore the harder one

 

[Dona Morte]

Most interesting guy.
Yes we know JOE your are taking a PISS.
DRUMF - DRINK!
Remember that?
DO YOU Niggah?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

"Recapture the base."
Of COURSE you will answer this question first. You have no short term memory.
YOU are the commander in CHIEF!
Oh so you fucked off the additional evac point?
Joint Chief Heads NOW.

I can NOT picture Powell or Schwarzkopf giving up the primary extraction point like that.

It should have been ringed by like a shitload of dudes, Patriot systems, artillery, the whole nine yards, with constant air support in the air.

But no...

Gotta have that photo-op.

I hate this administration so much.

 

[Oxous]

Biden and the reporter are now fighting over the question?

 

[LUNEKO]

What the fuck is going on ?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Oh here we go, he went off script. Fucking, pathetic President.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Uh oh, answering questions with questions.

Getting combative

Looking frustrated

Mic shut off on retort

 

[Feline Supremacist]

"Here's the deal: ORANGE MAN BAD"

 

[Sithis]

Did this dude just refer to multiple deaths from a terror attack as "messy"?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Wait, so what you're saying is, Trump was right?