US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Rei is shit]

SOMEONE STOP THIS WHITE MALE FROM ATTACKING THIS OLD MAN

 

[mr.moon1488]

So he's bringing up the deal he defaulted on which started this whole thing?

 

[mandatorylurk]

What was this attempt by Joepedo, he's trying to blame Trump but it makes Trump look better. He's scared because look how he's holding the portfolio.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Thought he was about to go ham lol

SOMEONE STOP THIS WHITE MALE FROM ATTACKING THIS OLD MAN
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[draggs]

Of course I go outside to have a smoke just before the only moment of value in the whole damn thing

 

[X Pac Heat]

So...Trump did a good thing?

What is his point.

"I have another meeting FOR REAL!?"

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

 

[verissimus]

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Man, when I said awhile ago that the Press would have to carry this sob's ass, I never would have expected it would be like this. They're literally collaborating with him to put on the best show he can possibly give under the current circumstances instead of challenging him.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Biden was straight up about to drop into a hedgehog-defensive state right there with that reporter.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

Hes hugging his folder with his with his printed version of his speech and 'answers' to the plant questions while he rambles

 

[Celebrate Nite]

ORANGE MAN BAD
Also: "I have to go guise, i have a meeting, fo realz!!"

 

[LUNEKO]

Ok he said he couldnt make the Trump deal..but WHY? that's the part that hasn't been explained, why was the Trump plan impossible???

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

McCain was a POW in Vietnam, having been shot down and when he was taken prisoner both of his arms were broken.

Were his arms broken in the wreck or after he was apprehended?

 

[The Nothingness]

Did he just refer to the war in Afghanistan being "won".

Ugh - more jokes.

So we now the have the Biden version of this?

 

[Sithis]

"so you see, it was all trumps fault. I wanted to keep the troops there forever, you fuckin idiots! Don't you see? It's all orange man!! He made me pull them out!"

Edit - holy shit dude is already gone after being over 20 minutes late wtf

 

[Salubrious]

I don't know what's more terrifying: that this soyboy reporter is berating Biden or the Biden is allowing himself to be berated by this soyboy.

Trump would have started shouting this motherfucker down or something. Biden literally hung his head in shame desperately trying to come up with an answer.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I've seen some people my age (college) talk about how they've been called by polling groups. Some of them have said they've been hung up on when they answer "independent" or "republican" and others have said they could hear an obvious disappointed tone in the poller's voice if they did not.

I wish I could get a damn call. Just one single call so I could shout to the other person on the line just exactly what I think of the Most Popular President Evah. Just once. Probably would lie and say I'm a Dem so they won't hang up. Officially MOTI.

 

[Scale Smerch]

Oh fuck off Joe, you wanted to go nation-building yourself, you helped Bush go through with it. You own this.

 

[Oxous]

Biden is now hugging his folder full of pre-planned questions

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

You know biden fucked up if I start showing up on this thread again and 4 pages popping up every 5 minutes.

 

[Dona Morte]

"made up of different tribes."
"I do not mean it as derogatory."
YEMEN
NIGGAH
NO YEMEN!