US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Twinkletard]

I don't think Biden is going to make it these next few months. He's going to 'resign' because shit in afghanistan is not going to get any better.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

Reuters are reporting a 13th US soldier died from the bombing

 

[Salubrious]

Sorry. Some reason when I cropped it the file size exploded to 400 MB. I'll figure out Adobe one of these days.

For now, just skip to 9:30, you autists.

 

[Constellationzero]

Milley and Austin should be livestreamed being given wedgies on the White House lawn.

Edit: how soon until BlueAnons start claiming this was a false flag orchestrated by Drumpf?

Milley and Austin should livestream a LIVE reenactment of Chantal Sarault's alleged broom handle ass rape delivered by her Egyptian drug dealer.

 

[gaystoner]

Archive of the half hour address for anyone who wants a copy of that pile of shit:

387.54 MB file on MEGA

mega.nz

TY.

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Trumps deal resulted in basically 0 american deaths/attacks on forces. He also would have pulled out by May1st...not left equipment (Taliban now have a solid 200 Aircraft and variously stocked bases)..and Taliban wouldn't have been in control of Kabul when he left.


These are fundamental undeniable differences. The Taliban took almost 3 months to gain momentum and take Kabul. Leaving in the beginning of May would have been drastically different scenario and suicide bombing would not have been happening.

 

[Overly Serious]

LOL at Psaki saying that WE are the ones that have leverage over this situation. "Economic leverage."

So yeah, they are going to pay the Taliban off.

I mean, why wouldn't the USA have leverage? After all, you just heard Biden tell you that America "won the war".

I'm a compassionate person. My natural instinct having watched that conference is to feel sorry for Joe. I can't believe that the Presidency is what he hoped it would be. The only thing that stops me is that he's a racist, corrupt, pocket lining, scumbag protecting (Hunter) piece of shit human being.

But if it wasn't for that, there's no way I could watch that pitiful public collapse without feeling sorry for him.

 

[Rei is shit]

"hopefully there is not more but its early in the presidency" - psaki aug 26 21

KINO FORESHADOWING
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[tehpope]

Sorry. Some reason when I cropped it the file size exploded to 400 MB. I'll figure out Adobe one of these days.

For now, just skip to 9:30, you autists.

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Lossless Cut bro. Works way better.

 

[In Memoriam]

"hopefully there is not more but its early in the presidency" - psaki aug 26 21

KINO FORESHADOWING
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Never underestimate Joe!

i think @Gehenna exploded into a pile of golden confetti already

 

[JosephStalin]

In the 1960's, Joe Kuharich was head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles were performing abysmally. Soon, the chant "JOE'S GOTTA GO!" started resounding throughout the Eagles' stadium. Ownership stuck by Joe for a while, but eventually Joe left.

Once again, it's time for the cry, "JOE'S GOTTA GO!" No longer matters if Kneepads is President, but this shit has to stop. The situation is simply untenable. Saw this coming in some form, just wasn't sure when and how.

Joe's gotta go. Resign or be 25thed. Don't care either way.

 

[GuntPunt]

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It really is like 2 different realities.

Here's the full 2 minute exchange of that, minus the cowering you see there:

He just blames Trump for "not letting Americans be killed in Afganistan"...? Then cowers in fear when he gets called on people being pissed about him shifting blame and then trying to make this about ending the war and not about his collosal fuckup.

How the fuck does this look good?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1431019618580185089

 

[Dona Morte]

Here's a thinking exercise.
We know the generals fucked Trump over by lying to him.
If he was in charge now, would they do the same to make him look bad?

 

[Raoul_Duke]

Here's a thinking exercise.
We know the generals fucked Trump over by lying to him.
If he was in charge now, would they do the same to make him look bad?

Oh, I wouldn't doubt it one damn bit.

 

[Stoneheart]

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

The Taliban would have kept their end of the deal, Trump would just have called in the airforce to bomb the shit out of the taliban if they took Kabul before the deadline.

 

[gaystoner]

It really is like 2 different realities.

Here's the full 2 minute exchange of that, minus the cowering you see there:

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He just blames Trump for "not letting Americans be killed in Afganistan"...? Then cowers in fear when he gets called on people being pissed about him shifting blame and then trying to make this about ending the war and not about his collosal fuckup.

How the fuck does this look good?

im really confused to...it was blatantly a "Trump was a great leader and I suck" straight from the horses mouth.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Here's a thinking exercise.
We know the generals fucked Trump over by lying to him.
If he was in charge now, would they do the same to make him look bad?

100%

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

and this right here is why every comment about the "mid terms" and "red wave" and all other shit about how the american people will come to their senses is just that...shit. You have a large number who will defend and praise that travesty we just witnessed either out of evil intent or mongoloid ignorance.

There is only one way we are getting out of this.

but my team will stop being corrupt and rotten if we elect them
one
more
time

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I like most of your bait posts but this is an unprecedented dumpster fire.

lol implying he isn't 100% sincere all the time.

 

[Ita Mori]

I don't think the military as a whole has much respect for him, especially not after this.

Lol you and I know they'll keep voting blue even if Biden spat on their faces and called it free ice cream.
You can't re-moralize these people.