US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[ShortBusDriver]

He's such a potato.

 

[gaystoner]

Well that, and they don't seem to be able to understand the concept of planes being vulnerable when landing or taking off. You'd think even the average cunt on the streets would be able to think "well, I bet a slow-moving plane flying at low altitudes that is also unable to maneuver without risking a stall would be easy to shoot down."

when commentators say shit like 'a 13 year old who plays Call of Duty has better strategy' they aren't kidding.

These generals are attempting to stay in a war vs pull out successfully. "Oh a plane was blown up!? Better deploy 10k troops!!"

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

This is how I sleep at night knowing I didn't vote for Joe Biden.

 

[Stoneheart]

"We do not believe they have the capabilities to take down airplanes," said the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth after handing the enemy the capability to take down airplanes.

zhey dont even have to attack them while landing. just use a mortar and hit it while starting or landing. a small explosion is enough to fuck it up real badly in that state and well you can launch a crapton of them without a problem.

 

[AnotherPleb]

One of the most hilarious things in all this has been the DC swamp monsters being dragged back from vacation.

There's nothing that the federal government hates more than being dragged away from one of its many vacations that it mandates for itself.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

This is how I sleep at night knowing I didn't vote for Joe Biden.
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how I sleep while I voted for Biden

 

[JosephStalin]

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He's such a potato.

Enough to puke a dog off a gut wagon. How low the Presidency has sunk, and so quickly.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

zhey dont even have to attack them while landing. just use a mortar and hit it while starting or landing. a small explosion is enough to fuck it up real badly in that state and well you can launch a crapton of them without a problem.

And you know what Bagram had, at least a year ago? Counter-mortar systems. If a mortar shell lands on the runway and takes out a plane it will just be yet another entirely unforced error. I don't buy a second that the generals advised Biden to abandon Bagram, you'd think with how reluctant they were to get out of Afghanistan to begin with they wouldn't abandon one of the most vital arteries for moving troops and equipment in country. It stinks of the administration/State Department realizing they hadn't done shit with the extra withdrawal time they unilaterally claimed and scrambling to get people out in the same way you bullshit a paper from scratch the night before its due.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

This aged well.

Edit: Damn, Tony Banks' DX-7 sounds incredible here

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And she giggles under the slightest amount of pressure.

Kamala has the same problem Hillary had: Virtually the entire time she's talking, you can hear her silently filling in at the end of everything she says, "...you absolute rubes."

That giggle, in particular, to me just says, "It's pointless using words because you're too fucking stupid to get it."

I was never a Hillary fan, but Kamala is a soulless sewer troll.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

There's nothing that the federal government hates more than being dragged away from one of its many vacations that it mandates for itself.

That's one thing I think most Americans can agree on, is the amount of fucking recess and vacation time those in higher government can get especially politicians in federal level. Like imagine shit hitting the fan at your job and you can just up and leave anytime you want and come back later in the aftermath.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

it's late, but somebody gracefully taking their L like that is worth saluting

Eh, not worth saluting. Just worth not being viciously mocked by us.

I have to hand it to President Potato Head-he has been a worse disaster than I anticipated. It's absolutely comical. The past seven months have been like watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

And this is the reason why. Sam Harris was one of those people that supported putting that toddler potato in that position in the first place. Regardless of how you felt about Trump, he absolutely should have recognized Biden was not well and prone to become worse. Biden's brain got turned into ice cream and he fired that loaded pistol. Biden voters made a poor decision entirely out of propagandized spite. And for that, they deserve nothing but contempt and hate. I just won't be as critical of Sam Harris as the rest of the MSM faggots.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Well this aged well.

Now now, you need to use the right ones:

Original like I saw on MTV when it came out:

The other one that came out in the 2000's

Both of them, well, didn't age well.

 

[Maurice Caine]

 

[Oxous]

"BREAKING: Supreme Court strikes down President Biden's federal eviction moratorium"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This aged well.

“My generation, will put it right! We’re not just making promises that we know we’ll never keep”
- Phil Collins was born in 1951 (a literal Baby Boomer)

I joke, but I really do love Genesis and Phil Collins

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/20pdf/21a23_ap6c.pdf

If someone tries to say they weren't btfo on the eviction moratorium, feel free to choose a quote from the decision:

Apart from slightly narrowing the geographic scope, the new moratorium is indistinguishable from the old.

The applicants not only have a substantial likelihood of success on the merits—it is difficult to imagine them losing

it is a stretch to maintain that §361(a) gives the CDC the authority to impose this eviction moratorium.

Could the CDC, for example, mandate free grocery delivery to the homes of the sick or vulnerable? Require manufacturers to provide free computers to enable people to work from home? Order telecommunications companies to provide free high-speed Internet service to facilitate remote work?

The moratorium has put the applicants, along with millions of landlords across the country, at risk of irreparable harm by depriving them of rent payments with no guarantee of eventual recovery.

It is indisputable that the public has a strong interest in combating the spread of the COVID–19 Delta variant. But our system does not permit agencies to act unlawfully even in pursuit of desirable ends.

It was a 6-3 decision, with Breyer, Kagan, and Sotomayor dissenting. Their dissent wasn't very good in my eyes. But it would easily fly with branch covidians, so thank yhwh Trump had so many supreme court nominations.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Well that, and they don't seem to be able to understand the concept of planes being vulnerable when landing or taking off. You'd think even the average cunt on the streets would be able to think "well, I bet a slow-moving plane flying at low altitudes that is also unable to maneuver without risking a stall would be easy to shoot down."

You think dumb cunts were paying attention when aerodynamics were being explained in science class? I mean that's even if they bothered to go.

I mean people have asked me what does it mean when the check oil light come on and then how to check it. I don't think people know how shit works anymore.

 

[XYZpdq]

Superman where are you now

fighting for things that aren't The American Way, with The Justice League of No Particular Country

"BREAKING: Supreme Court strikes down President Biden's federal eviction moratorium"

I haven't read up on this at all, but wasn't there something of a warning that if they had to deal with this shit again it was going to kick some amount of emergency power in the dick and SCOTUS exactly warned to not bring this shit back there?

 

[NevskyProspekt]

“My generation, will put it right! We’re not just making promises that we know we’ll never keep”
- Phil Collins was born in 1951 (a literal Baby Boomer)

I joke, but I really do love Genesis and Phil Collins

Knowing his sense of humor (though it was their guitarist Mike Rutherford who led the writing of Land of Confusion) that line is very sarcastic.