DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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As the week wears on I usually have less and less energy to devote to reading about cows, which means when I visit the boards I typically have several pages to catch up on.

Phil is the only cow I follow in which I typically don’t need to backtrack because I’ve missed something important. 95% of the time I can jump onto the latest page and based on the conversation being had there can tell that absolutely nothing of note has happened. Phil has lost another day of his life, the paypigs are a little more poor, the sub’s regulars soldier on, and I continue the endless struggle of finding humor in people my moral center screams at me to despise.

We are all here to laugh as we drink poison.
Are you telling me you just skipped over the spirited debate over Phil leaving Youtube to go back to Twitch which was nothing like the debate about him leaving Twitch for Youtube which was completely different then wondering if he'd ever leave Youtube and return to Twitch and who can forget discussing if Phil would transition from pre recorded videos on Youtube to live streaming on Twitch...
 
I forgot to mention that KoF has rollback netcode like Guilty Gear and we all know Phil didn’t play that game. How will he do in online KoF?
He will be washed up if he even dares to play it. Extremely niche game, complex even by FG standards, is a team-based game.

Furthermore, the abundance of skimpy women and even traps offsets the burly men.

Hardcore gaming season (TM) will be on and so he will not be able to afford playing KoF.

Since we talked about JWong, here's JWong trying the infamous trials in KOFXIII. You can find plenty of other channels struggling, KOF combos are some bullshit.

 
It's very obvious (even though it was before) that Phil is surviving off the backs of 3 or 4 fat wallets. Otherwise his tips are low and we get the "slow night" meme. Well Phil, if even one of your whales ends up getting bored, or unable to pitch in, I think you'd better get used to enjoying a 30/150$ tips at the end of the day.

I know i've said it before, but I just wanna re-iterate that Phil's entire life is dependant on whether or not one of his whales get run over by a bus tomorrow
 
He will be washed up if he even dares to play it. Extremely niche game, complex even by FG standards, is a team-based game.

Furthermore, the abundance of skimpy women and even traps offsets the burly men.

Hardcore gaming season (TM) will be on and so he will not be able to afford playing KoF.

Since we talked about JWong, here's JWong trying the infamous trials in KOFXIII. You can find plenty of other channels struggling, KOF combos are some bullshit.

Holy shit.

The closest I've ever gotten to a fighting game is Salty Bet—and I guess Soul Caliber II for the PS2 (and someone with more knowledge can correct me but Cervantes was fucking broken OP). This dude, trying to follow this shit, learned more about this particular fighting game than DSP has learned about any fighting game in the past decade.

That's fucked.
 
He will be washed up if he even dares to play it. Extremely niche game, complex even by FG standards, is a team-based game.

Furthermore, the abundance of skimpy women and even traps offsets the burly men.

Hardcore gaming season (TM) will be on and so he will not be able to afford playing KoF.

Since we talked about JWong, here's JWong trying the infamous trials in KOFXIII. You can find plenty of other channels struggling, KOF combos are some bullshit.

I forgot about the skimpy characters like Mai and Shermie. Ash is coming back looking like a trap and the new black character will have Phil biting his thumb.
 
Status of the stream:

Total Tip: $19

Top Tip: $16

Phil:
"Guys, roughly 1 hour left in the stream and we are not even close to tier 1 goal, it is what it is I guess"

"I'm having fun by the way! So if you like the content please support, okay? Let's hit the tip goal!"

Jake Darby in chat quickly made observations with Phil "having fun" for this $19 stream


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So if Phil is claiming to get chargebacks again, why doesn't he audit the tips? What happened to the "verified paypal" schtick he would do?

He just accepted a $30 dollar tips off the bat without checking if he was verified or not. Cmon Phil if chargebacks are here, so are tip audits...keep on script!
Just means he recognized the person it came from.
 
Earlier on @Froggah made a joke about a detractor being able to take the rants out of DSP's prestream and get more views than DSP would get on the full video. Funny you should say that:
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This is an 8 minute clip from this same video, DSP posts his hour + of playthrough and can only get 1.5k views. Meanwhile literally my first video on my brand new channel with 0 subscribers and it ended up with 2.4k views. I now have 44 subs which I've gained over the past week so my channel is still small as fuck and still just by posting purely the unedited rant I get almost double the views DSP has.
 
Earlier on @Froggah made a joke about a detractor being able to take the rants out of DSP's prestream and get more views than DSP would get on the full video. Funny you should say that:
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This is an 8 minute clip from this same video, DSP posts his hour + of playthrough and can only get 1.5k views. Meanwhile literally my first video on my brand new channel with 0 subscribers and it ended up with 2.4k views. I now have 44 subs which I've gained over the past week so my channel is still small as fuck and still just by posting purely the unedited rant I get almost double the views DSP has.
It amazing how much attention channels can get by just editing DSP's content and the dude is too lazy/cheap to do it himself or pay someone else to do it. People obviously want to see edited down DSP content. But he'd rather leave that on the table for detractors to pick up on. Would be huge for him if he somehow managed to do it for his own channel.
 
It amazing how much attention channels can get by just editing DSP's content and the dude is too lazy/cheap to do it himself or pay someone else to do it. People obviously want to see edited down DSP content. But he'd rather leave that on the table for detractors to pick up on. Would be huge for him if he somehow managed to do it for his own channel.
He just can't put aside his ego, the one time he tried letting people make TIHYDPs you could tell he hated it. This guy wants to see himself as the cool guy not as what he is.
 
Phil blesses us with another ridiculous random noise that is supposed to be a “laugh”…

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dudes literally autistic. can only imagine everyone in the group looking at him after he did that wondering what hes crowin about and hes just like ??? "i was laughing at the joke" and everybody just looks at eachother giving each other that silent look that basically says "this guy is a fucking retard"
 
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