Trashfire #Killstream / Dick Show Crossover: Las Vegas, September 2nd - September 5th

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Null wasn't just going, he was going to stay with Dick until he could get his visa shit sorted out, If Covid hit the us a month later Null would have been trapped in Dick's house during the Simpspiracy, and throughout the entire faith arc, from her and ralph's first meeting, to the conception to the birth.

And we can all guarantee shit wouldn't have been so civil if Null demanded Dick chose him or Mr.loli and they're both there starring at him, hell Null probably would have gotten the shit beat out of him by Ethan while Dick laughed in his face. Fuck Dick probably would have forced him to milk lulu the cow or procreate with Pantsu, he really is that much of a sack of shit.
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Christ, it's weird to think back to those times. It's really been a hell of a year. The sheer amount of crazy shit that's happened since the start of covid is bewildering.
 
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GL09 said:
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This man is apparently only 35.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. The rectum of a mentally ill high school student. I watched a cheeseburger fished from the garbage get devoured in front of a gas station convenience store. All those moments will be lost in time, like gunt sweat in rain."

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Mathas said:
Say what you will, but the guy can take an assbeating, even if it's coming from like half a dozen actual retards.
Also did someone say gunt clash?

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Meh. A couple fat retards flailing around isn't really much of an assbeating. Honestly the gunt fight was funny but all involved parties had significant amounts of fat and tard rage with little muscle to be seen, so nobody really managed much in the way of damage. There's a reason midget wrestling is separate spectacle, after all.

Edit: I am very dumb and accidentally tapped the post button.
 
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Henry Wentworth Akeley said:
Meh. A couple fat retards flailing around isn't really much of an assbeating. Honestly the gunt fight was funny but all involved parties had significant amounts of fat and tard rage with little muscle to be seen, so nobody really managed much in the way of damage. There's a reason midget wrestling is separate spectacle, after all.

Edit: I am very dumb and accidentally tapped the post button.
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Oh I'm not implying it was anything significant. But getting punched isn't fun, even when it's methhead women/ methhead tubby idiots throwing the punches. I feel like most sane people would've walked away from a situation where a half dozen people want to fight you, even if they're all side show attractions. But Ralph just shrugged it off mostly, until the seal-fight moment. Hilarious.
 
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GAME BOY ADVANCE said:
Might be unrelated but I went to get my DNA Altering Vaccine today and was seated next to an individual that I think could be Ethan Ralph’s double. Except this version loves his mother and got vaccinated. I had to take a photo as seeing is believing.
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Uncanny just one thing the socks aren’t up high enough to be Ralph.
 
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GAME BOY ADVANCE said:
Might be unrelated but I went to get my DNA Altering Vaccine today and was seated next to an individual that I think could be Ethan Ralph’s double. Except this version loves his mother and got vaccinated. I had to take a photo as seeing is believing.
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his legs obviously support his weight. dead give away its not ethan
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Uncanny just one thing the socks aren’t up high enough to be Ralph.
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HONKHONKTIME69 said:
his legs obviously support his weight. dead give away its not ethan
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  • Legs and arms are not completely out of proportion in relation to the body
  • Although fat, looks like at some point he was physically active to some extent
  • Extremities don't look sickly due to years of substance abuse
  • Arms are not noodles that he pretends are "muscular"
  • Appears to wear clothes that fit him and not 3+ sizes too big to hide gunt
  • No compression socks up to knees
  • No flip flops
  • No self-promoting apparel
  • Is not dangerously close to the legal definition of a dwarf
Yeah although it is uncanny how much he looks like Ralph, there are some obvious tells.
 
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Andy Signore is in Vegas partying with whores for money, meanwhile Ralph is in his darkened hotel room with a sheet on the wall. But at least he has a nice expense purse.
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I would have thought being such a world famous podcaster they would have come straight to him and he wouldn't have to beg in public.
 
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GL09 said:
Andy Signore is in Vegas partying with whores for money, meanwhile Ralph is in his darkened hotel room with a sheet on the wall. But at least he has a nice expense purse.
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I would have thought being such a world famous podcaster they would have come straight to him and he wouldn't have to beg in public.
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Very tradcath of Ethan "Christ is King!" Ralph to be attempting to get in with "Cumstar.net" and party with hookers!
 
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JustSomeDong said:
I know its way to much to hope for, but a Russel Greer crossover arc would bring me untold amounts of joy. Come on, clown world, make it happen.
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May Null provide a more bountiful harvest, inshallah. Not to get your hopes up, but we know that Ralph:
- Is spending two weeks in Las Vegas
- Bought a ridiculous and expensive pimp sack upon arrival
- Imported a thirsty blonde bimbo (although he's now coping and seething that he did no such thing)
- Was so high from poaching Chris-chan that he fucked a child into Mantsu
- Relives and recreates his perceived wins ad infinitum
- Desperate for another win over Jersh since his first kill didn't stick

It's speculation, but luvz4letterword ain't there to fuck Gunt, she's there as Greer bait. West Memphis micro-pimp!
 
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