Masturbation and time travel dilemna

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Well, it depends on which theory of time travel is correct.

If we go with the most popular, being "multiverse theory", if you fuck yourself in the ass in the past, the prime timeline would shift, causing what was an alternative timeline in the multiverse to now become prime (the one where you were fucked in the ass by yourself), and what was the prime timeline to now become an alternative (the original timeline where you didn't fuck yourself in the ass in the past). The transition would generally be imperceptible to people since such a tiny shift would most likely ultimately be fairly inconsequential to the timeline. Of course, it is also possible that doing so creates a "probability cascade" that leads to a "fallout event". This is...
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Your past ass doesn't remember your future penis trying to penetrate it, and the time paradox turns earth into a black hole.

If you went forward in time and fucked your future self in the ass, it'd be fine as long as you made sure to get fucked by your past self in 10. Masturbation for the past you, gay sex for the future.
 
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TenMilesWide said:
Your past ass doesn't remember your future penis trying to penetrate it, and the time paradox turns earth into a black hole.

If you went forward in time and fucked your future self in the ass, it'd be fine as long as you made sure to get fucked by your past self in 10. Masturbation for the past you, gay sex for the future.
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I just want to be safe and responsible should I ever try it
 
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The butterfly effect would take place, the act of you fucking your ass in the past would turn you into a raging homosexual, going back to present you would most likely materialize chained to a wallmart bathroom gloryhole with 2 dicks up your ass.
For that reason we recommend travelling into the future and fucking your future self in the ass, though you have to remember to commit suicide before that day comes in the present otherwise youre gay.
 
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How do you know your past self wouldn't be the top and turn your future self around and give him the what for?

Anyway, if you could time travel and the only thing you can think of to do with it is bugger yourself, you are severely lacking in imagination.
 
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Least Concern said:
How do you know your past self wouldn't be the top and turn your future self around and give him the what for?
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Unless your a schizo you'd be thinking right I'm gonna be coming here from the past/future better get into a shower. It's not as if you're just springing it on yourself.

Least Concern said:
Anyway, if you could time travel and the only thing you can think of to do with it is bugger yourself, you are severely lacking in imagination.
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What would you do instead? 69er?
 
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This whole conundrum is solved by frottage, but I wouldn't expect a dumb bottom like you to understand that. MASC4MASC
 
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