US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

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I know Poso has informants that sometimes tell him info, though I don't know how much of that turns out accurate. I know I've seen a lot from him that turned out either to be bullshit or completely unprovable and/or worthless info (effectively gossip).

It doesn't matter if they're being directly paid or not. If you've built a cult of personality around being a whore for a political party and now your income relies on it, that's more or less the same thing as getting a check from said political party in the end. I think it's a mixture of both. I think you can probably tell from the directly paid accounts never saying ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING bad about their team. Scott Adams would be a counter-example since he criticized Trump quite a lot and splits ways with the republicans on many things.

There are fewer centrally-managed paid shills on the right, but plenty of grifters to make up for that lack. See: anyone who posted about that "Freedom Phone" a few months back.

Sad. Many such cases.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Awwww, are the Republican meanies using your own tactics against you?
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These shills will not be included in the future Hive. Hive is about unification through reason and logic, not through paid propaganda.

 

[TaterFarmer]

A bit off-topic, but Matt Walsh just gave a Null-esque response to Newsweek:
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Who knew someone who looks like Soyjak could be so based?

I disagree. Dear leader slobbermut was squarely in the right on solid legal ground. That guy, on the other hand, is entirely in the wrong. He wagged his dick at the woman and it got smacked. Even if he did go on an carefully refute all her points of discussion, he felt a need to start out wagging his dick around like a retard. Not good form at all. Do not compare that to our dear leader of the corn harvests.

 

[Bongocat]

I'm gonna break my own rule to post something so baffling I can't even wrap my head around it

What kind of world do you have to live in to even conjure a sentence like this in your head, or god forbid, write it.

 

[A_Skellington]

I'm gonna break my own rule to post something so baffling I can't even wrap my head around it
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What kind of world do you have to live in to even conjure a sentence like this in your head, or god forbid, write it.

I see that the demis are all starting to be affected by the Fisher King's dementia.

 

[Salubrious]

A big part of his initial "popularity" was thanks to Sarah Palin. She was genuinely scary stupid and to see her as VP to a man as old as McCain w/his medical history? There were Republicans that actually voted for Obama, not because they liked him, but because they fears her being that close to being POTUS.


Beck is broadcasting from Qatar and said it on his show yesterday.

With the benefit of hindsight, I wonder how much was actually Palin, and how much of that was just a successful media smear campaign.

Keep in mind, Palin's most infamous quotation "I can see Russia from my house" wasn't even something she said; it was something Tina Fey said during an SNL skit. I'm sure Palin wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but it really felt like the media had it out for her.

 

[Titos]

I'm gonna break my own rule to post something so baffling I can't even wrap my head around it
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What kind of world do you have to live in to even conjure a sentence like this in your head, or god forbid, write it.

News sites don't do drug testing for their employees do they? Because that's the only way I can rationalize someone believing any of this bullshit but especially writing it. What am I kidding? It's mental illness.

 

[TaterFarmer]

I'm gonna break my own rule to post something so baffling I can't even wrap my head around it
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What kind of world do you have to live in to even conjure a sentence like this in your head, or god forbid, write it.

I'm convinced that the biggest difference between Dems and Republicans is that Republicans are focused on their own autonomy, so when you shit on them, they shrug it off and find those who they do get along with. On the other hand, Dems are completely focused on avoiding autonomy, so anything that happens is externally sourced and externally controlled. So, they're constantly trying to force the external world into their personal version of what they want THEIR life to be. So, even the slighted bit of disagreement is a clear sign of the end of the world and needs to be destroyed or else they can't sleep at night.

 

[God of Nothing]

I'm gonna break my own rule to post something so baffling I can't even wrap my head around it
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What kind of world do you have to live in to even conjure a sentence like this in your head, or god forbid, write it.

I hate so much I don't have the image from the Fentanyl Floyd riots of antifa soyjaks saying they're tearing down the system as they're supported by it on me right now.

 

[TaterFarmer]

With the benefit of hindsight, I wonder how much was actually Palin, and how much of that was just a successful media smear campaign.

Keep in mind, Palin's most infamous quotation "I can see Russia from my house" wasn't even something she said; it was something Tina Fey said during an SNL skit. I'm sure Palin wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but it really felt like the media had it out for her.

That quote was a 'smear' from the SNL skit. But, Palin was genuinely not intellectually curious and very deep into evangelical beliefs. Her strength was the ability to surf powerstructures using emotion (and good looks). She made people (especially men) feel like they were the most important person in the world (think Bill Clinton), but she had next to zero critical thinking skills.

 

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News sites don't do drug testing for their employees do they? Because that's the only way I can rationalize someone believing any of this bullshit but especially writing it. What am I kidding? It's mental illness.

What in god's name makes you think they believe that shit?

It's narrative engineering. Literally DARVO -- Deny And Reverse Victim and Offender. It's what abusive people DO. They know their base will eat that shit up. This is the same base that thinks they're oppressed when it's literally a crime against society to do even the most basic of pattern recognition. ("Wow, there are an awful lot of jews in positions of power and influence!" "Holy shit, why are almost all criminals black?!")

They literally aren't living in reality. They're living in a hugbox that states that Fox News is a megacorporation created of nazihitlers that is literally controlling 97% of all media and only the 3% of the media landscape that is CNN and MSNBC are holding back the tide as part of the noble resistance.

 

[Salubrious]

I'm gonna break my own rule to post something so baffling I can't even wrap my head around it
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What kind of world do you have to live in to even conjure a sentence like this in your head, or god forbid, write it.

I think there's a couple of reasons.

1) People are so subconsciously into "Dems good; Reps bad" that any criticism of a Dem seems like an attack whereas any criticism of a Rep isn't a criticism because Reps are bad. When you are so used to hearing Reps bad, Reps bad, then anything/anyone that says Reps are good sounds like you are being "more lenient to them." That's how I got a non-voting friend to openly ask me "why are Republicans less criticized than Democrats when they make a mistake." The reason it seems that way is because Reps are criticized so often that it becomes the default white noise.

2) Why haven't Governors Abbott and Desantis been forced to resign? A lot of these people truly believe that these two are murdering children with their refusal to mask mandate, so when Dems see that and they can just keep plugging away at their careers, they see a lack of justice being done on the Republican side. Especially when Cuomo had to resign for his "mistake", even though nobody likes him. That's why you hear them say "Democrats police their own and Republicans don't." Because they see Abbott, Desantis, and MJT all have careers, so obviously Republicans don't care that they are evil.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

With the benefit of hindsight, I wonder how much was actually Palin, and how much of that was just a successful media smear campaign.

Keep in mind, Palin's most infamous quotation "I can see Russia from my house" wasn't even something she said; it was something Tina Fey said during an SNL skit. I'm sure Palin wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but it really felt like the media had it out for her.

Correct. Palin made a comment pointing out about how close Russia actually is to the US when you consider Alaska's (her home state) location. This was when being skeptical of Russia/Putin was based on legitimate concern, not TDS conspiracy theories.

Then some unfunny whore on SNL (not sure if it was Tina Fey or someone else) made a Palin parody with that quote, which became misattributed to Palin.

 

[Maamtis]

He rigged it. Hell, I am working with the people investigating it in Wisconsin, I know for a fact he rigged it.

Just curious, is there a belief among those investigating that Covid was created to help rig this election or was that just taking advantage of an opportunity?

I think after seeing Biden's behaviour at his presser he's going to get thrown under the bus. He's too much of a liability at this point.

 

[Gehenna]

Just curious, is there a belief among those investigating that Covid was created to help rig this election or was that just taking advantage of an opportunity?

I think after seeing Biden's behaviour at his presser he's going to get thrown under the bus. He's too much of a liability at this point.

Never asked, but I'd be deeply skeptical of any claim that covid was created for such a purpose.

 

[Titos]

What in god's name makes you think they believe that shit?

It's narrative engineering. Literally DARVO -- Deny And Reverse Victim and Offender. It's what abusive people DO. They know their base will eat that shit up. This is the same base that thinks they're oppressed when it's literally a crime against society to do even the most basic of pattern recognition. ("Wow, there are an awful lot of jews in positions of power and influence!" "Holy shit, why are almost all criminals black?!")

They literally aren't living in reality. They're living in a hugbox that states that Fox News is a megacorporation created of nazihitlers that is literally controlling 97% of all media and only the 3% of the media landscape that is CNN and MSNBC are holding back the tide as part of the noble resistance.

Leftists idea that they are some kind of noble resistance is something that I've always found completely hysterical. The only places their ideas (the slightly sane ones at least) are in any way contrary to the ruling order are places in bumfuck third world where they would be killed for trying to push such things. I think their cowardice is part of why they push such insane things.

Can't push for a reasonable safety net for people in fucking Mogadishu? Well that already kinda exists where you already live so push for some other thing that can be branded as "rebellious" like chopping your dick off being complete normal. Do that in the fucking Congo? Hell no bro, they'll kill me! They don't believe half the shit they spew, they just want to appear like they're doing something against the system, all while the system pats them on the ass. My previous comment about doctors being narcissists holds especially true for leftists. They don't infest academia because they want to teach people science or math, they do it because they're narcissists. In all my few years of public school the only not overtly left wing teachers were for wood shop, and the one year of English where we got a Taiwanese exchange teacher who was based as fuck. My point is that Teddy K was spot fucking on with his analysis of leftist thought. They somehow hate themselves but view themselves as god like beings at the same time.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Just curious, is there a belief among those investigating that Covid was created to help rig this election or was that just taking advantage of an opportunity?

I think after seeing Biden's behaviour at his presser he's going to get thrown under the bus. He's too much of a liability at this point.

Advantage of an opportunity, Dems where unironically calling covid "just a flu bro" in the beginning of 2020 and Trump is a racist (again).

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I think there's a couple of reasons.

1) People are so subconsciously into "Dems good; Reps bad" that any criticism of a Dem seems like an attack whereas any criticism of a Rep isn't a criticism because Reps are bad.

Some people might not realize this but there are still a lot of people out there (mostly boomers and silent gen) that are "vote blue no matter who" but for non-TDS reasons. You have the Silent Gen DINOS (that's right DINOS) who still seem to think the Dems of today are just like the ones from the JFK era and will always vote blue. Their beliefs however typically will line up with the right-wing.

My grandpa woke up and went Trump in 2016 and 2020 but my grandma will still always vote blue for this reason. It doesn't matter how well we lay it out to her. She did say she didn't like Joe Biden though.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Why haven't Governors Abbott and Desantis been forced to resign? A lot of these people truly believe that these two are murdering children with their refusal to mask mandate, so when Dems see that and they can just keep plugging away at their careers, they see a lack of justice being done on the Republican side. Especially when Cuomo had to resign for his "mistake", even though nobody likes him. That's why you hear them say "Democrats police their own and Republicans don't." Because they see Abbott, Desantis, and MJT all have careers, so obviously Republicans don't care that they are evil.

How easy it is to make these claims from cushy penthouse offices in coastal urban cities in totally different states, thousands of miles away. They froth at the mouth about people like Abbott and DeSantis to the point that everyone surrounding them thinks the same way. But they make absolutely zero effort to go to the actual voters and ask what they think. If they did, their whole narrative would fall apart pretty quickly.

Just like with Gaetz. Nobody who matters gives a fuck about the media's weird sexual fascination with Matt Gaetz. And when I say "nobody who matters" that doesn't refer to journoshits or the blue checkmarked capos of twitter. That refers to his fucking constituents that vote for him, who are literally the only people whose opinions ultimately matter. When they started out with their Gaetz nonsense, it actually raised his approval in his district. Why? Because he's from a district in the panhandle on the outskirts of Pensacola (and which includes a lot of more rural Florida counties) with a huge military presence. When they see CNN and the NYT getting mad, their approval rises. The fact that journoshits can't understand that is mindblowing. It's like punching a brick wall and expecting any result other than your hand getting injured, then doing it again, and again, and again.

 

[Oxous]

I think after seeing Biden's behaviour at his presser he's going to get thrown under the bus. He's too much of a liability at this point.

Why would they? He's still gonna be in office until 2024, and if not him, then girlboss Kamala. Democrats are already well on the road to losing midterms anyways.