Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Vi0l3t]

Lori The Beggar: The infamous pedobait creator Lori Lewd continues to beg for more simps.

"I see a lot of new followers and friend requests, but have you subbed. :3 " - Lori
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Ew.
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So qUiRkY!
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Wow 500th video with the same pose and stupid fucking head shake. Why does she do the shake? It looks fucking retarded.

 

[moleman4ever]

Wow 500th video with the same pose and stupid fucking head shake. Why does she do the shake? It looks fucking retarded.

i can’t tell if its to make her appear more ~*quirky elf nymph whatever*~ or if its supposed to mimic something childlike for the pedo aspect of it all, but beep beep sweet potatoe, you look retarded

 

[One Trick Pony]

Why does she do the shake? It looks fucking retarded.

maybe she thinks she's George Clooney lolz

 

[Belly Flop Drop]

She needs to stick with normal stockings. Sure she has huge feet, but those can be worked with. The same cheap pair of Spirit City fishnets just highlight the fact that her toes are in competition with her hands for ugliest talons ever.

The mirror shots kill me too, she obviously has a camera stand, use that to try different things. Hell just a change in camera elevation could help her poses. Buuuuuuut I also know I’m talking to wall because she can’t commit. She’s too lazy to try to put effort into her soft core, and doesn’t acknowledge that if you want money you need more than photoshop.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Who would pay $1 (let alone $60!) for Lori's "content"? She looks like a bargain bin Belle Delphine with Parkinson's. I wonder if her bizarre shaking movements have something to do with manipulating video filters to camoflauge her real appearance.

EDIT: Unsurprisingly, it looks like Lori may have stolen one of her sIgNaTuRe catchphrases from Belle Delphine.

"BEEP BEEP" - Belle Delphine


"Silly bunny things, beep beep! Do you like being silly homie? ^_^ " - Lori

 

[faggot fucker]

Don't forget to donate to this faggot's shoe fundra-i mean, ko-fi!

 

[tigerbloodman]

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Don't forget to donate to this faggot's shoe fundra-i mean, ko-fi!

Thats a pretty typical e-beggar true combo.
1) Shake the cup to beg for money.
2) Buy useless consoomer shit
3) Flex on socials to impress ???
4) Get butt hurt at people calling you out
5) Insult them for being haters. Or as people that dont understand high fashion and should die.

Theres just no counterplay. DSP and Kevin Gibes have mastered variations of this.

Maybe the shoebox is to bury Shiro in?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Who would pay $1 (let alone $60!) for Lori's "content"? She looks like a bargain bin Belle Delphine with Parkinson's. I wonder if her bizarre shaking movements have something to do with manipulating video filters to camoflauge her real appearance.

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EDIT: Unsurprisingly, it looks like Lori may have stolen one of her sIgNaTuRe catchphrases from Belle Delphine.

"BEEP BEEP" - Belle Delphine
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"Silly bunny things, beep beep! Do you like being silly homie? ^_^ " - Lori
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I definitely wonder if the movement has to do with filters.

 

[moleman4ever]

lmao jordans are “sus” but lets own 3 pairs of fag ass jeremy scotts, okay kev.

 

[ZB927]

Who would pay $1 (let alone $60!) for Lori's "content"? She looks like a bargain bin Belle Delphine with Parkinson's. I wonder if her bizarre shaking movements have something to do with manipulating video filters to camoflauge her real appearance.

I always thought she was emulating the twitchy anime movements. Like when she holds her fists on both sides of her face and does that retarded head shake/eyeroll combo. I swear I've seen that in a popular anime somewhere.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

Late to the party and ready for the TMI and Devious rankings since I have a foot fetish and I thought I'd give my 2 cents.

I might not be a man, but Lori does have a niche on her hands, but it all falls apart when the filters come off as we all know.
Outside of having big ass "perfect" scuba feet, she doesn't take care of them as much as her witch hands. Bitch needs some lotion STAT.

However, this part is a tinfoil hat conspiracy on my end but I think she has Peripheral Arterial Disease Narrowing of the arteries results in restricted blood flow to the feet in a condition called peripheral arterial disease. Feet can turn blue, purple, or pink from a lack of oxygen.
but thats probably from her ugly ass shoes not fitting her feet and the constant scrunching of her toes n shit which nobody finds attractive, it makes her feet look even more like little piggy hooves or she's hiding something else.

Foot fetishists' are a weird breed because some would argue Lori's feet are perfect as is, but some might turn up their nose and be repulsed since her feet aren't "uwu cute beans" like "the rest of her". It get's way more complicated than that that I won't bother getting into unless somebody really wants me to. However, like @Visible Belly Outline mentioned, Lori doesn't shoop her feet or blur them to make money on foot pics. I should also mention if she really wanted to cash in on the foot market
- she'd have to invest in foot care (manipedi's that'll come outta Kevin's pocket)
- MORE ugly stockings (that'll tear if she gets ugly toe talons like her fingers)
- MORE ugly shoes
- and the risk of buying other shit (namely food stuffs since some foot fetishists have a crush fetish, or fake lube if she wanted to cash in on the foot job shit with her dildo since no way in hell is Kevin getting in her photos)

But Lori is a lazy bitch and that requires money she doesn't have. If she was really desperate or if she had a better relationship with Kevin, she could've cashed in on fem dom photos, foot job photos, etc. But again, would require Lori to not be a lazy bitch, put the work in, and acknowledge Kevin for more than just the cuck who buys her shit. But they're both deprived and money hungry so who knows.

She's also never gonna cash in on the selling used stockings or shit either cause of pride and money, just throwin that out there too.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Late to the party and ready for the TMI and Devious rankings since I have a foot fetish and I thought I'd give my 2 cents.

I might not be a man, but Lori does have a niche on her hands, but it all falls apart when the filters come off as we all know.
Outside of having big ass "perfect" scuba feet, she doesn't take care of them as much as her witch hands. Bitch needs some lotion STAT.

However, this part is a tinfoil hat conspiracy on my end but I think she has Peripheral Arterial Disease Narrowing of the arteries results in restricted blood flow to the feet in a condition called peripheral arterial disease. Feet can turn blue, purple, or pink from a lack of oxygen.
but thats probably from her ugly ass shoes not fitting her feet and the constant scrunching of her toes n shit which nobody finds attractive, it makes her feet look even more like little piggy hooves or she's hiding something else.

Foot fetishists' are a weird breed because some would argue Lori's feet are perfect as is, but some might turn up their nose and be repulsed since her feet aren't "uwu cute beans" like "the rest of her". It get's way more complicated than that that I won't bother getting into unless somebody really wants me to. However, like @Visible Belly Outline mentioned, Lori doesn't shoop her feet or blur them to make money on foot pics. I should also mention if she really wanted to cash in on the foot market
- she'd have to invest in foot care (manipedi's that'll come outta Kevin's pocket)
- MORE ugly stockings (that'll tear if she gets ugly toe talons like her fingers)
- MORE ugly shoes
- and the risk of buying other shit (namely food stuffs since some foot fetishists have a crush fetish, or fake lube if she wanted to cash in on the foot job shit with her dildo since no way in hell is Kevin getting in her photos)

But Lori is a lazy bitch and that requires money she doesn't have. If she was really desperate or if she had a better relationship with Kevin, she could've cashed in on fem dom photos, foot job photos, etc. But again, would require Lori to not be a lazy bitch, put the work in, and acknowledge Kevin for more than just the cuck who buys her shit. But they're both deprived and money hungry so who knows.

She's also never gonna cash in on the selling used stockings or shit either cause of pride and money, just throwin that out there too.

I was honored tbh when you agreed with my comment because getting actual input on this from someone who has the fetish is interesting.

She gets those claw acrylics/buys press ons on Amazon but never a pedicure. Unless someone’s into dirty feet, stinky just ran 5 miles and had to put shoes outside stink, the not groomed toes are going to be a dealbreaker for most foot aficionados.

The thought of her trying to do a femdom thing is hysterical because she’s so obviously desperate that it would be a turn off for any potential submissives.

“Let the smol elf teach you why you’re a bad boy beepbeep” posts multiple times a day LOL

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

I was honored tbh when you agreed with my comment because getting actual input on this from someone who has the fetish is interesting.

She gets those claw acrylics/buys press ons on Amazon but never a pedicure. Unless someone’s into dirty feet, stinky just ran 5 miles and had to put shoes outside stink, the not groomed toes are going to be a dealbreaker for most foot aficionados.

The thought of her trying to do a femdom thing is hysterical because she’s so obviously desperate that it would be a turn off for any potential submissives.

“Let the smol elf teach you why you’re a bad boy beepbeep” posts multiple times a day LOL

The thing about dirty feet is that fetishists still want the nails to look good. Dirt and stink are 100% fine with those weirdos, but your toenails still have to be in good order. Nobody is going to want nasty gnarly ugly nails, they're still going to want at least short- well taken care of medium to long nails. I don't know how to explain it, maybe the beauty in dirt or some shit??

I think the only way Lori's femdomming shit would potentially work (if she went that route) is if she brought back 02 persona, but since that suit is lost to the urine of time that's out of the question. All of her costumes are too uwu pedobait to make anything serious or intimidating. It's all too pastel and cute. She has her "oni girl" but I doubt that would rack it in. But that requires Lori to own up to her bitchy human nature and ofc, work.
Not to say uwu soft characters in media can't femdom, but even in art fetish artists draw soft characters (ex. Hinata Hyuga) confident and shit. Lori's pigon holed herself into "uwahhh~! beep beep i soft potat uwu" so anything she does would come off cringe more than usual, or come off disingenuous and OOC for her persona she's built up.

 

[Tugboat]

I picked the worst time to change my email on this site. I'm finally back and catching up.

And I see I've missed nothing. Still the same blurry selfies, still the same nasty feet pics, still the same ugly ass "designer" shoes.

Sad about the ferret though. I can see they're absolutely gutted over that!

 

[ggalin]

Who would pay $1 (let alone $60!) for Lori's "content"? She looks like a bargain bin Belle Delphine with Parkinson's. I wonder if her bizarre shaking movements have something to do with manipulating video filters to camoflauge her real appearance.

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EDIT: Unsurprisingly, it looks like Lori may have stolen one of her sIgNaTuRe catchphrases from Belle Delphine.

"BEEP BEEP" - Belle Delphine
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"Silly bunny things, beep beep! Do you like being silly homie? ^_^ " - Lori
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it’s a shame that i have to say that lori makes belle look like a supermodel. all i see here is a woman going through a early midlife crisis seeking desperate male attention and siphoning money out of simps pockets yet her personality is nasty and disgusting like the loli clothes she buys and the cigarette ashtray hole in her chest, she’s a lazy womanchild who never worked a day in her life as you can see here cause she gives no fucks about enticing her audience, and her boyfriend has mental issues.

 

[tigerbloodman]

it’s a shame that i have to say that lori makes belle look like a supermodel. all i see here is a woman going through a early midlife crisis seeking desperate male attention and siphoning money out of simps pockets yet her personality is nasty and disgusting like the loli clothes she buys and the cigarette ashtray hole in her chest, she’s a lazy womanchild who never worked a day in her life as you can see here cause she gives no fucks about enticing her audience, and her boyfriend has mental issues.

My analysis on why Lori is a massively failed e-thot when the current simping trend massively favors them and how Lori can make the moo.

Belle Delphine defined this genre of uwu smol bean e-thot and she does it the best imo.
1) She is young and looks fit in pictures post manipulation. The illusion is that if you met her in real life she'd look similar.

2) Belle straddles the line of satire. She knows simps thirst for weird degen shit so she milks them of their dollars while being able to play the 'haha it was a joke for money' card.

3) Belle puts effort into the bait content and satire like her pornhub account and videos. She has more costumes and actually tries characters.

Obaa chan Lori is a failure on all of these points.
1) Age and candid photos are massive hits. Everyone knows she's an old cunt so any inspection of the witch claws, hobbit feet, skin texture break the illusion of smol bean. Young or old shes got the huge jaw and nose that everyone has seen. No amount of post processing could cover up what we all know.

2) Senior citizen's personality sucks, she is too egotistical and has no idea how to make the edgy e-thot persona work. She can't even pretend to be self-deprecating and is unwilling to put herself out there by doing wacky shit as it hurts her ego. Instead we get to cringe at everything she says.

3) Lori is shit at being a content creator, lazy repetitive shit. Same pedo appealing outfits, same pedo poses, same pedo backdrops. Going back to ego, shes too scared to make any real content. If she actually wanted money, she could do grandma dommy porn and crush Kevin's nuts under her stupid stripper heels. She'd rather pretend to masturbate in front of a mirror.

My proposed solution is for Lori and Kevin to pivot into grandma domination porn. I will pay $60USD for a video of Lori kicking Kevin in the nuts repeatedly. I do not care what either of them wears or the set.
This is possible because they are both insane and Kevin can clearly be manipulated into self-harm.

I would fuck Belle Delphine.

Tl;dr Lori is an old hag whose ego is too big to do any real work. Should monetize kicking Kevin in the nuts.

 

[Judgment Boy]

Should monetize kicking Kevin in the nuts.

Not even a possibility. He doesn't have any.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Not even a possibility. He doesn't have any.

He did, but now they are in Lori's purse.

 

[CatFace]

I know it’s well established that Abuela cycles through the same three poses and, like, ten clothing items, but the shit quality and lack of…anything…interesting or new really stands out when it’s presented in succession like this!

Also, those blue heart panties make for some crazy cameltoe

Spoiler: Abuelachan’s fat vagina

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Ooooh that looks uncomfortable. I know she has them on for maybe a couple minutes so it doesn’t hurt but how do you not notice you’ve wrapped your outer labia around a pair of underwear.

… ah this is her version of sexy I guess. Front wedgie.

I’m sorry to bring it back to the ass thing but that is indeed a very long and flat butt, but how?
She’s like 5 feet tall, how does a butt look long on someone that short?
Is she mostly Hank Hill ass?
She had to fuck up with shopping the torso to make the proportions that uncanny.
At least for her sake I hope that’s a bad shop because damn.

(Sorry for double posting and being late. I’m too drunk and lazy to try and add this to my previous post)

I don’t know her actual ass but she hikes her thongs up so high that it automatically gives her that 90’s long butt look.

That is not the style anymore and (power level) as someone who also has violin hips that was never the style.
Not sure if she is trying to look like she has longer legs or a bigger butt but whatever her goal is it’s not working.

 

[ggalin]

My analysis on why Lori is a massively failed e-thot when the current simping trend massively favors them and how Lori can make the moo.

Belle Delphine defined this genre of uwu smol bean e-thot and she does it the best imo.
1) She is young and looks fit in pictures post manipulation. The illusion is that if you met her in real life she'd look similar.

2) Belle straddles the line of satire. She knows simps thirst for weird degen shit so she milks them of their dollars while being able to play the 'haha it was a joke for money' card.

3) Belle puts effort into the bait content and satire like her pornhub account and videos. She has more costumes and actually tries characters.

Obaa chan Lori is a failure on all of these points.
1) Age and candid photos are massive hits. Everyone knows she's an old cunt so any inspection of the witch claws, hobbit feet, skin texture break the illusion of smol bean. Young or old shes got the huge jaw and nose that everyone has seen. No amount of post processing could cover up what we all know.

2) Senior citizen's personality sucks, she is too egotistical and has no idea how to make the edgy e-thot persona work. She can't even pretend to be self-deprecating and is unwilling to put herself out there by doing wacky shit as it hurts her ego. Instead we get to cringe at everything she says.

3) Lori is shit at being a content creator, lazy repetitive shit. Same pedo appealing outfits, same pedo poses, same pedo backdrops. Going back to ego, shes too scared to make any real content. If she actually wanted money, she could do grandma dommy porn and crush Kevin's nuts under her stupid stripper heels. She'd rather pretend to masturbate in front of a mirror.

My proposed solution is for Lori and Kevin to pivot into grandma domination porn. I will pay $60USD for a video of Lori kicking Kevin in the nuts repeatedly. I do not care what either of them wears or the set.
This is possible because they are both insane and Kevin can clearly be manipulated into self-harm.

I would fuck Belle Delphine.

Tl;dr Lori is an old hag whose ego is too big to do any real work. Should monetize kicking Kevin in the nuts.

I would LOVE if someone did a gif of lori’s pictures of her sitting in that stupid position to show how purposely lazy and redundant she is. she thinks that she’s belle levels of e thot popular where she could just sit there and do nothing (i.e. pokimane, neekolul, belle before the porn, etc.) so she never puts in effort into what she does. but she doesn’t realize that they got big due to their looks and the way they were able to entice horny men on the internet. she’s haggard like margo palermo and having to rely on meitu filters to take pictures and short videos. the truth about reality is sad, but she hasn’t come to terms with it yet. 36 years old, no family, no husband, no aspirations, no goals, no job/career ventures (unless you wanna call working at some shitty clothing department store a job/career venture), no education, no high school diploma, nothing. she wakes up and does absolutely nothing in her life, and that’s how she got by besides opening her legs