DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

Phil’s stupidity and hypocrisy is quite impressive!

On one hand, we all know that he’ll be moving back to Twitch the second that’s an option, because for Phil the grass is always greener elsewhere.

At the same time he doesn’t stop to consider even for a second that maybe juuust maybe he shouldn’t trash talk his future streaming platform.

That’s quintessential Phil though. He has the future time orientation of a Golden Retriever, always living in the now, and unable to think beyond his next day ahf.

(Unless it’s in the most general of terms like: Summer, winter, hardcore gaming season.)

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

And now he's back to accusing Twitch of breaking the law, which is literally slander lol. If P.P. wasn't such a nobody, then he could get in hot water for making such brazen public statements about a company.

Don’t give Phil any ideas. He would claim he’s getting sued by Twitch behind the scenes for libel and defamation. Fans would have to really step up the positivity and rally support to cover the attorney fees which will be close to what OJ Simpson had to pay when he was accused of murder.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I’m getting high as fuck

I hope that's on Jesus and not on drugs.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

WHAT LAW! NAME THE LAW YOU BALDING GRIFTER!

The United States of Phil, where you have to perpetually pay to keep the country going as it blows said money on stupid shit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And now he's back to accusing Twitch of breaking the law, which is literally slander lol. If P.P. wasn't such a nobody, then he could get in hot water for making such brazen public statements about a company.

lmao. He really is pissed they've gone 101 days without apologizing.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

lmao. He really is pissed they've gone 101 days without apologizing.

On top of whatever else it is bugging him that we don't yet know about. And the fact that it has been almost a year since the vest streak ended and he still can't get a new one going.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The nigger is never going to work a job again, he'd be back in Bridgeport living off 20 fans before that happened.

Where are the 17 new paying fans coming from in this scenario?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so he ignored the teasers for Saints Row Reboot but now cares and is informed about it, while also getting everything wrong and literally making up stuff cause "allaht o'peepul" hated the game based on a cinematic trailer and the devs told them to deal with it and goes on to be completely wrong about agents of mayhem and on to being wrong about blizzard..

hey guys

did you know that there's a character in that tiny game no one heard of overwatch called McCree, you may not know this after a month of allegations that a Dev is called McCree. Thanks Phil I had no idea about this, what's it called, overfortress.

I hear this unknown character from this unknown game phil just educated everyone about has a voice line that says "mommy I'm a cowboy"

this dude is just fascinating he says so much with such confidence while not saying anything at all. Though, after this negative-digit IQ rant over Overwatch and having character related to people who work on the game I think if he found out who voiced thrall he might short circuit.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

The culture in Activision/Blizzard is so toxic, only DSP would survive.

I just imagine Phil t-posing talking about morality all while they line his pockets behind the scenes.

It's great to see how often he switches his stances on things just to get clout.

Mr. "I don't listen to mainstream reviewers", and then the next second he is reading mainstream reviews for No More Heroes 3 and listening to them.

This guy is the definition of "rules for thee but not for me."

 

[KD6-3.7]

Phil’s stupidity and hypocrisy is quite impressive!

On one hand, we all know that he’ll be moving back to Twitch the second that’s an option, because for Phil the grass is always greener elsewhere.

At the same time he doesn’t stop to consider even for a second that maybe juuust maybe he shouldn’t trash talk his future streaming platform.

That’s quintessential Phil though. He has the future time orientation of a Golden Retriever, always living in the now, and unable to think beyond his next day ahf.

(Unless it’s in the most general of terms like: Summer, winter, hardcore gaming season.)

Phil constantly running to other platforms reminds me of an old Marilyn Manson lyric: “I’m not in love but I’m gonna fuck you til somebody better comes along”

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

He's only hit the goal once in the last 11 streams? Are people finally wising up? How will his pigroach luck save him now?

We're going to see more sweating and "stream-saving upgrades", I hope.

I would not be surprised if Phil does get a large amount of troll calls. I bet Phil just leaves his phone on silent, doesn’t pick up any call that isn’t a contact, and maybe browses through the voicemail afterwards (or doesn’t, and asks that legit clients contact him through email)

Naw, most people don't do that type of thing. What's strange is how strong the hatred for Wings was it was super common with him. The more I looked into his most hardcore trolls the more I found people who were either bullied as kids for being overweight and were hyper-attentive to it now or actually were fat tards themselves and taking out their self loathing on him.

Leanna’s voice was absolutely disgusting. If you go back a few years on this forum, you will find posts by us detractor trolls claiming Leanna is gross, nasty, and has a rotten pussy. Now, she is Kate Upton for a lot of the trolls. Makes me wonder if Khet leaves Phil and Phil finds another new woman, if Khet suddenly becomes a beautiful woman in the eyes of some of my fellow basement dwelling trolls?

A good amount of people in the thread active now weren't active or members when Leanna was around. Ontop of that being thirsty for anything with milkers despite all reason is just a hundred times more common, showing that in all things there is a pendulum effect because the internet standard a decade ago was insanely high beauty standards and now its quite the opposite.

Moved a bunch of OIC posts to the containment thread. Going to try and do that more often going forward. Report button is helpful for ones that are missed. Use judgment, however. If the post is useful (discussion of money spent with details or something interesting like that), it doesn't need to automatically be moved.

Thank you, benevolent warden. I try to flag but also keep in mind the nature of the conversation. If he comes up because of something specific, like in this case he reportedly is froggah and was in the thread posting, that's kind of relevant but the rest I tend to flag it down. This thread moves so fast because people put everything in general, even their stream specific one liner comments. While DSP has been long lasting, I think this is probably the easiest biggest contributor to the thread's insane length and inability to be summed up. People can't differentiate between something important with long term discussion relevance and him flubbing over a word while complaining about twitch for the 70th time this week so everything gets dumped here nonstop and it's like 20-30 pages a day to catch up on, with most of it garbage.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

>tune into Phil's "monologue"
>first thing I see is his stupid fullscreen "NO!", followed by that guffawing laugh
>using that stupid sound effects box

What's the point of these other than for Phil to metaphorically jerk off in front of his paypigs?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

40 year old valedictorian doesn't know what a rooster is....

I don't even.

 

[LieLieFyre]

>tune into Phil's "monologue"
>first thing I see is his stupid fullscreen "NO!", followed by that guffawing laugh
>using that stupid sound effects box

What's the point of these other than for Phil to metaphorically jerk off in front of his paypigs?

That's what every stream is about. That and begging for money.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

"a bit slow"

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

If all I did was play video games, and had no social interaction I would probably just kill myself.

Even if you love videogames, too much of one thing can ruin it honestly.

Phil at one time actually enjoyed videogames, but now since he turned it into a jahhhhb, he hates them.

If he took more days off, actually streamed the games he wanted to, and put an emphasis on growing his community over "tips" his happiness would increase.

Fat chance of that happening though.

 

[Fapcop]

The culture in Activision/Blizzard is so toxic, only DSP would survive.

I just imagine Phil t-posing talking about morality all while they line his pockets behind the scenes.

It's great to see how often he switches his stances on things just to get clout.

Mr. "I don't listen to mainstream reviewers", and then the next second he is reading mainstream reviews for No More Heroes 3 and listening to them.

This guy is the definition of "rules for thee but not for me."

Kinda like yesterday when Mr. “Fucking retarded” and “Mentally ill idiots” gave us a long preaching to about the importance of taking mental health seriously?

 

[Piece of Peace]

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"a bit slow"

If only there was an "irony" reaction.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I would probably just kill myself.

You'd only kill yourself if you had a comprehension of there being more to life than existing within the same 4 walls and scraping enough money together each month to pay for those 4 walls.

Phil has no interest in an existence that goes beyond what his already is. Even if he was financially sound, he still wouldn't do anything of any interest. To state that he is mediocre is a huge overstatement. Phil isn't even sub-par. Phil is just non-descript.

 

[der rademacher]

Except instead of spending it on a 9/10 model who shows you her titties and gives you a blowjob once in a blue moon, he spent his 15K on a fat, balding, gout ridden 40 year old, who rewards him with snorts and burps.

Well, there have been stranger fetishes...