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You’re right, I looked it up. It’s not an MLM. I was afraid it had gone the way of Body Shop
Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention
- Thread starter Petronella
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Whew she is ramping up, sounds like she’s due for another adrenal crisis because she’s homicidal and fighting with her doctors through Mychart and blowing up some poor caseworker about her precious EBT benefits that she needs so desperately compared to other people in the city.
I never thought those people got paid enough but Caseworker Walls has really confirmed that.
I love that she added “metaphorically” to her murder post because she’s apparently tired of her posts getting reported for violence.
It’s not me doing it either which is the funniest part- if she ever find this she has a long list of suspects that she’s used and screwed over so GOOD LUCK Laura!
She gets so little interaction on her posts but she doesn’t seem to care. She’s perfectly fine screaming into the void.
I never thought those people got paid enough but Caseworker Walls has really confirmed that.
I love that she added “metaphorically” to her murder post because she’s apparently tired of her posts getting reported for violence.
It’s not me doing it either which is the funniest part- if she ever find this she has a long list of suspects that she’s used and screwed over so GOOD LUCK Laura!
She gets so little interaction on her posts but she doesn’t seem to care. She’s perfectly fine screaming into the void.
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Ophelia Johnson
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IRL she’s not terrible looking but she looks like Anna the ginger without makeup. Kinda mole ratty with no lashes and eyebrows, her bone structure is kinda doughy without contouring.
She does seem to understand how to do her makeup well, but she’s a really good example of “don’t stick your dick in crazy” because appearances can be deceiving.
I bet her ex’s have some stories to tell.
TheCakeIsALie
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I can honestly say, Laura is legitimately crazy. I hate the word and use it sparingly to describe someone, but she a) has way too much time on her hands and b) literally needs to take a chill pill, maybe she is borderline. Whatever it is, she needs therapy and not to be such a little shit and stop lashing out at people.
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I think she literally works herself up so bad that’s she’s making herself sick. Maybe there’s nothing wrong with her at all except mental/emotional things. Think about when you’ve gotten really mad or upset and then imagine physically being in that state all the time.
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Oh she’s definitely crazy and I agree with you on everything but the chill pills.
She already has a PAGE of those that she fights with caresource to cover when the actual doctors are doctor shopped and private pay.
This is a post from 6/20 of her medication.
She is on entirely too much medication on top of everything else. Munchie favorites in there but she’s also able to get her hands on the coveted stuff so she’s definitely going to private pay for appointments
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Doesnt taking all these medicines fuck your stomach up, make you feel sick etc? Jesus
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I love this lunatic! Screaming for her food stamps while choking back designer donuts and coffee.
They don't take your shoelaces, they take your shoes and give you paper slippers. Come on, what kind of inpatient are they going to?
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Exactly, the munchies can't even get that detail right. Maybe taking shoelaces was a thing once but that's definitely not the case now. You don't even have access to your own clothes for a while depending on the place and whether you were 5150'd or went voluntarily.
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Laura could have eaten until September just on the stuff she bought on her walk-about a couple days ago. That was $30ish of food. She's a single person living in a low cost-of-living area.
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Exactly. I'd bet 90% of her symptoms would disappear if she got off all her meds.
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I think it does fuck up her system in some ways and definitely makes her nauseous- she’s histrionic but she sure loves her Zofran.
Ophelia Johnson
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i love how she throws percocet in the middle of the pack like it’s an afterthought
she’s not fooling her providers or us with that
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Munchie slap fights are glorious, I wish there were more of them.
Shoelaces? lol neither of them have ever been inpatient or went to really nice private facilities.
They won’t even let someone wear their own shoes much less shoelaces in them usually (psych ward socks with the grippies) and if there’s drawstrings in PJ pants or hoodies the staff will either remove them or cut them out because they’re not letting a long amount of cloth string get bartered around in the psych ward.
They even get weird about bras too and sometimes only allow sports bras.
They miss little details like this and it’s pretty obvious to anyone who knows about the subject.
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Exactly. If you're bringing stuff to someone, there's a whole list of things that you can't bring in. Shoelaces/drawstrings being #1 on that list.
Bakred Lemon
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Zofran seems to be really munchie-popular. Does it have some sort of pleasant or sedating side effect? I don’t know what they are drawn too.
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Zofran is a very powerful anti nausea drug that was originally for people going through chemo, but now it’s prescribed for a variety of reasons. It’ll stop nausea like a truck most of the time no matter what’s going on.
It also makes it hard to poop, so hopefully she’s having fun with that and the Percocet.
Edit: just remembered that she’s taking diazepam too so RIP Laura’s colon.
She doesn’t need fancy doughnuts, she needs a fiber supplement. Maybe that’s why she’s so angry all the time.
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Ophelia Johnson
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zofran makes it possible to gobble things that fuck you up but can cause nausea - namely booze and opiates - without actually feeling nauseous/puking
**edited bc i forgot a sentence