Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Snack Cracker]

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Tell me how a cat sounding upset in the next room over means he's hungry.
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I thought we were on the side that rejects the idea of clothing = gender.
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You barely have friends.

Cats meow Staph, some more than others.

There are cats that you hardly ever hear meow and then the ones that wander around the house meowing loudly for no reason even if they’re healthy and have all their needs met.

She’s probably projecting because she also yowls in a room when she wants treats.

 

[#1DeathFat]

edit: Can anyone tell me specifically if wegman's subs are temper tantrum worthy when denied one and what they taste like compared to subway?

hey there friend, as a certified expert of these subs: they’re delicious, have high quality ingredients and considerably larger than subway. Absolutely amazing.

Are they worth the constant emotional and physical terror placed onto your cancer ridden elderly adoptive mother if you don’t receive one? That’s gonna be a hard no for me. Stephanie is a fat menace.

 

[ZeroCool129]

hey there friend, as a certified expert of these subs: they’re delicious, have high quality ingredients and considerably larger than subway. Absolutely amazing.

Are they worth the constant emotional and physical terror placed onto your cancer ridden elderly adoptive mother if you don’t receive one? That’s gonna be a hard no for me. Stephanie is a fat menace.

I mean, she could use fucking doordash which, yes steph, DOES deliver Wegmans right to your gaping maw. No need to bother critically ill elderly people to take you for the noms, but I guess that means you wouldn't be oppressed if she ever said no, meaning no asspat tweet about it..

I do agree, Wegmans subs are pretty damn legit. Not bad sushi either.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Staph comes across as such a simpleton it's easy to forget how nefarious she can be. Then she glibly announces that her cancer ridden, elderly mother was begging for medical attention due to severe pain and she's like, "meh".

I just don't know where to go from there, it's fucking unnatural.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Cats meow Staph, some more than others.

There are cats that you hardly ever hear meow and then the ones that wander around the house meowing loudly for no reason even if they’re healthy and have all their needs met.

She’s probably projecting because she also yowls in a room when she wants treats.

Sometimes cats start getting feisty at night, staring intently at nothing, making weird noises, tail twitching and gotta go fast.

The number one joke people make is that their cat is seeing ghosts.

Staph's not even good at being a fake witch. This is why you ladies are supposed to have a cat!

 

[Charles P. Scene]

When the aunt you like to keep at a safe distance finds the animated stickers in her video editor:

 

[Everybody]

When the aunt you like to keep at a safe distance finds the animated stickers in her video editor:
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She has a good pokerface, I bet it could come in handy in some tricky situations unless she opens her mouth.

 

[Ceres]

Fuck. Staph really is an irredeemable, unsympathetic cunt to the highest degree.

Her cancer stricken elderly mother says she’s in enough pain to want to go to the hospital, while it’s overflowing with COVID patients, and all her daughter can say to her is “well what can they do?” Your mother has CANCER, you fucking mongoloid. Sure, the hospitals probably wouldn’t have the staff available to run any tests on her to see if the pain could be linked to anything like they likely would want to, but at the very least they could give her some painkillers to make her more comfortable. If you were diagnosed with cancer Staph, you would immediately become a frequent flyer at the ER.

I feel so bad for Peetie too. Staph needs to stop calling herself his mom or saying he’s her cat when she said herself that she relies on her mother to feed him and clean his litter box. It’s obvious from her videos that Peetie isn’t very engaging or interested in her either, the cat clearly does not like her as much as you’d expect a pet to. She’s mentioned him liking her mother before, and honestly he probably is way more attached and animated towards the woman that actually takes care of him over the screeching blob that adopted him in the first place.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Please kick her out.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

When the aunt you like to keep at a safe distance finds the animated stickers in her video editor:
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All she's missing are Minions memes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Please kick her out.
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Her adult daughter has become incontinent of bladder, to the extent that she has to wear briefs.
It's reasonable for Staph's mother to be concerned about a pervasive fecal smell starting to develop.

I don't think you can call it "vegetarian food" when you eat meat all the time, too. It's just vegetables or beans in that case.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

You can make meat substitutes with tofu, Staph. If done well, they can taste like meat with the right seasonings.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Please kick her out.
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No PL because it’s embarrassing but she’s NOT a vegetarian, what is this?
That’s a very bizarre way to say that you eat mostly empty carbs with some ever present bacon or chicken tendies.
Out of all the labels I’ve seen her co-opt, this one surprises me for some reason.

There are people called crapitarians that are technically vegetarian but they eat the most calorie loaded unhealthy food ever. 2 bowls of pasta/macaroni with some French fries or potato chips doesn’t make someone a vegetarian or even have a vegetarian diet.

The one pass I’ll give her is that she’s probably eating a decent amount of beans or lentils so that will give gas but even crazy vegetarians can restrain themselves from telling everyone about their super healthy farts.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There are people called crapitarians that are technically vegetarian but they eat the most calorie loaded unhealthy food ever. 2 bowls of pasta/macaroni with some French fries or potato chips doesn’t make someone a vegetarian or even have a vegetarian diet.

Oreos are vegan, but she's probably boycotting Nabisco.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

The one pass I’ll give her is that she’s probably eating a decent amount of beans or lentils so that will give gas but even crazy vegetarians can restrain themselves from telling everyone about their super healthy farts.

She has a fetish for digestive stuff. Pooping, peeing, farting, rumbly stomach and feeling full - she loves all of that and will talk incessantly about it. I wouldn't put it past her to purposely eat food that she knows will trigger excessive farting or defecating.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Forgot to mention something: Diabetics are encouraged to eat beans before meals....just another tidbit.
Apologies for double posting.

 

[Vi0l3t]

"Enby beauty" she really goes around at home covered in stupid fucking pins.

 

[MaoBigDong]

"Enby beauty" she really goes around at home covered in stupid fucking pins.
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I like to imagine she scurries to take off her hat and pins when her parents knock on the bedroom door. Like a teenager trying out a new look and ogling themselves in the mirror only to be surprised by “dinnertime kiddo! you can come out of your cave!”. It really wouldn’t surprise me if she didn’t take them off at all though, she shares way too much personal and terminally online info with her parents for a grown woman.

 

[Chromeo]

Fuck. Staph really is an irredeemable, unsympathetic cunt to the highest degree.

Her cancer stricken elderly mother says she’s in enough pain to want to go to the hospital, while it’s overflowing with COVID patients, and all her daughter can say to her is “well what can they do?” Your mother has CANCER, you fucking mongoloid. Sure, the hospitals probably wouldn’t have the staff available to run any tests on her to see if the pain could be linked to anything like they likely would want to, but at the very least they could give her some painkillers to make her more comfortable. If you were diagnosed with cancer Staph, you would immediately become a frequent flyer at the ER.

I feel so bad for Peetie too. Staph needs to stop calling herself his mom or saying he’s her cat when she said herself that she relies on her mother to feed him and clean his litter box. It’s obvious from her videos that Peetie isn’t very engaging or interested in her either, the cat clearly does not like her as much as you’d expect a pet to. She’s mentioned him liking her mother before, and honestly he probably is way more attached and animated towards the woman that actually takes care of him over the screeching blob that adopted him in the first place.

My big question is, does she have the authority to tell her mom "no," or did her dad say no and Stephanie's repeating the group consensus? I mean, yeah, Stephanie's a dick to her sick and ailing mother, but why would she have the final say on whether or not the mom goes to the hospital??

 

[Vi0l3t]

I like to imagine she scurries to take off her hat and pins when her parents knock on the bedroom door. Like a teenager trying out a new look and ogling themselves in the mirror only to be surprised by “dinnertime kiddo! you can come out of your cave!”. It really wouldn’t surprise me if she didn’t take them off at all though, she shares way too much personal and terminally online info with her parents for a grown woman.

Lmfao I can see it!