Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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If you're wondering, it took so long because the money had been fully disbursed. I had to wire it back to an intermediary so they could process the refunds.
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This is another reason I don't have sympathy for Chris - every time he almost had something good going for him he managed to royally fuck it up, worse and worse each consecutive time:

1. Got booted out of The End Games for the same type of obnoxious crap as what got him booted out of the Game Place.

2. Almost had successful hustles on Ebay and Etsy, but ruined them due to sheer laziness (yet the same idiot who was too lazy to fulfill his online orders still found time to visit Walmart and GameStop to vandalize video game displays).

3. Almost had this thing going for them, and possibly had a potential IRL sweetheart who wasn't a troll - fucked it up by molesting his elderly mother and getting thrown in jail.
 
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YarrBlueballs said:
We here at Kiwi Farms are for ethics in autistic artist commissions.

But for real, it's fucking sad when one of the most ethical and legally considerate fags on the internet is the host of a gossip forum. We all know certain other retards would have just pocketed the money and hope for the best.
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Kiwi Farms is a gossip tabloid for men.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Chris-Chan 3.333 Chris is (Not) Going to Everfree Northwest
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Followed by The End of Chris-Chan 3.0+1.0: Thrice Upon a Time Dropping the Soap

I've never had sympathy for Chris to begin with but now the final nail in the coffin has been put in place.
Don't know if he's ever going to recover once he gets out of jail, wouldn't mind at all if he doesn't.

He can't ever learn his lesson so I guess he has to learn it the hard way now.

I wonder if there's a further new low he can go after this....after all whenever we think he's reached rock bottom he just proves us all wrong every single time.
 
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PK Shitstorm said:
Cue Ethan Ralph yelling "I CAN'T BELIEVE NULL WOULD STEAL FROM CHRIS AND POCKET THE MONEY LIKE THAT" like a predictable retard
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He’ll make up a story about donating $2000 to the GFM and never getting his money back. But he won’t think of it until after GFM refunds everyone.

LiquidKid said:
That was probably illegal and would have created a ton of problems for him. This way his hands are clean of the whole mess
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yeah, there was a legal podcast he went on where the law experts (i think?) advised him to attempt to refund the money, and if GFM wouldn’t take it back, to let Chris choose a charity to donate it to.
 
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If you're wondering, it took so long because the money had been fully disbursed. I had to wire it back to an intermediary so they could process the refunds.
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You try to do a good thing, and look what happens. Ralph gets a horse pregnant, chris engages inba relationship with his mother, and dick simps for a chick that boils hamsters. Hope you learned your lesson.
 
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Super Macho Man said:
How null ever had a place in his heart or whatever it was that allowed the help to flow so long for this human sized bag of mold I'll never know, but it's good to see that the money is returning to it's rightful owners.

Chrissy boy doesn't deserve a cent.
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Despite people on Twitter and Reddit acting like Null is some sort of evil Hitler like figure they are actually completely wrong. Null is a huge softie, maybe a bit too soft sometimes. But I think this has been better in the benefit of this forum. If Null acted like some insane guy who would use us as an autistic illuminati then this website would have been down years ago.
 
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TheAnimeAvatard said:
Null is a huge softie, maybe a bit too soft sometimes.
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This is why I can't be too hard on Null, even if he really ought to have known better.

He tried to help someone who's publicly demonstrated for almost 15 years that he doesn't deserve it. Even if that was totally stupid, it shows Null's fundamental decency that I find admirable.
 
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MuuMuu Bunnylips said:
Will it end with him screaming in terror and being reduced to primordial soup?
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Yes. And Barb, Megan, Michael Snyder, and every other major character involved in the storyline from the start get turned into Fanta as well.
Thanks to Null pulling the plug and having such amount of control over Chris's life, this site has effectively earned itself the title of SEELE in Christory and started Instrumentality.

Anyways, again, there's no way Chris can come back from something like this. There just isn't, unless we all just magically forget about what he did when he gets out of prison thanks to him hexing us all with a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha.
 
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Thomas Highway said:
People tend to throw away money on shit as a luxury.

I see that donor tag bro. You ain't innocent.
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I was gifted this didn't donate a penny.
Like if this is you niche or whatever then fine but I just don't wanna hear the same people complaining or critizing others when some people donate to other lolcows.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
Almost had this thing going for them, and possibly had a potential IRL sweetheart who wasn't a troll - fucked it up by molesting his elderly mother and getting thrown in jail.
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You do know that the older lady he was talking about was a cover right? Because either I missed something, or youre in for some more tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
 
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Owlflaps said:
I should further add that I was 100% behind Chris legitimately earning his keep.
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Chris has been a grifter faggot since at least 2014, when he realized that he and the trolls had a symbiotic relationship and that he could buy more lego, sex toys and PSN games if he sold copies of his shitty medallions. It's kind of like if Banksy started making 500 print runs of his street art, on prefab sections of wall--yeah, people might want one just so they can say they own one, but mass production runs counter to what makes their art interesting and valuable in the first place.

Same thing happened when Chris realized he could get women to talk to him by pretending to be a woman and hanging out in gay bars. None of this is authentically "Chris"; it's just that he's finally figured out how to effectively lie and manipulate to get what he wants from people. I'm glad he's in jail, even though I know the judge will never keep him there. Hell, he's probably figured out that if he acts autistic enough in court, he'll avoid responsibility for this whole sick ordeal.
 
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